Yoklaggednill is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, sage camel.

Yoklaggednill created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoklaggednill, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yoklaggednill, he will turn you into a mouse.

Yoklaggednill's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Yoklaggednill's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Hide from fawn gulls for they are unholy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.