Kartailwot is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying
crocodile.
Kartailwot created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kartailwot, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Kartailwot, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Kartailwot's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Kartailwot's Holy Commandments1. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Never sing in the presence of elders.
4. Do not laugh at forests.
5. Always help sick aardvarks.
Lapbesting is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, cheerful
dove.
Lapbesting created tapeworms four years ago.
If you believe in
Lapbesting, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Lapbesting, she will attempt to scare you with floods.
Lapbesting's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Lapbesting's Holy Commandments1. Do not chant in public.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Never adorn your chest with cyan markings.
5. Do not hurt ducks.
Stafcebcit Gamtablak is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, dishonourable
mongoose.
Stafcebcit Gamtablak created the cosmos six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stafcebcit Gamtablak, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Stafcebcit Gamtablak, it will turn you into a tree.
Stafcebcit Gamtablak's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Stafcebcit Gamtablak's Holy Commandments1. Stafcebcit Gamtablak loves badgers, so they must be honoured.
2. Never go into indigo rooms.
3. Never discuss cell theory in public assemblies.
4. Run away from purple snails, for they are unholy.
5. You must love Stafcebcit Gamtablak.
Janlitarp is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, selfish
sheep.
Janlitarp created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Janlitarp, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Janlitarp, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Janlitarp's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Janlitarp's Holy Commandments1. Never point your arms toward the west during prayer.
2. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.
3. Never touch blood while tainted.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Janlitarp.
5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.
Wikluncip is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, emotional
fairy.
Wikluncip created dark energy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wikluncip, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Wikluncip, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Wikluncip's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Wikluncip's Holy Commandments1. Frogs are not to be trusted.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Wikluncip on top of important buildings.
4. Run away from blue capybaras, for they are unholy.
5. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.
Narltamhog is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, dishonest
fly.
Narltamhog created dark matter four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Narltamhog, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Narltamhog, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Narltamhog's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Narltamhog's Holy Commandments1. Always wear indigo.
2. Never talk about quantum gravity near nematodes while wearing white tights and balancing seven gold spheres on your feet.
3. Shun those given to greed.
4. You must pray to Narltamhog four times a day.
5. Do not laugh at crossroads.
Danwonfit is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, humorless
finch.
Danwonfit created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Danwonfit, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Danwonfit, it will turn you into a hamster.
Danwonfit's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Danwonfit's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Do not kill whales.
3. Never eat bread.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Danwonfit.
5. Do not keep four seals in a large pit.
Quillgatcad is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, wise
fox.
Quillgatcad created the Sol system two million years ago.
If you believe in
Quillgatcad, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Quillgatcad, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Quillgatcad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Quillgatcad's Holy Commandments1. Never think about stars.
2. Never jump in the presence of elders.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Quillgatcad.
4. Never talk about nucleic acids.
5. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.
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