Tipcedjop is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful
jellyfish.
Tipcedjop created snails four years ago.
If you believe in
Tipcedjop, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Tipcedjop, it will make you grow a tail.
Tipcedjop's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Tipcedjop's Holy Commandments1. Always store bananas above ground.
2. Never think about planets.
3. Do not wear platinum on your body.
4. Never bounce in the presence of eagles.
5. Never write about stars.
Veen is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, proud
hare.
Veen created energy seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Veen, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Veen, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Veen's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Veen's Holy Commandments1. Do not resist balance.
2. Gulls are not to be trusted.
3. You must love Veen.
4. Do not hurt dolphins.
5. Always look after injured goats.
Cadspagsan is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful
mouse.
Cadspagsan created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cadspagsan, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Cadspagsan, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Cadspagsan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Cadspagsan's Holy Commandments1. Never write about dwarf planets.
2. Never hurt eagles.
3. You must never eat gooseberries.
4. Always maintain purity during holy days.
5. Never wear hats.
Dossappgil is a god.
It takes the form of a large, fussy
goat.
Dossappgil created Mount Everest two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dossappgil, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Dossappgil, it will turn you into a tree.
Dossappgil's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Dossappgil's Holy Commandments1. Never think about dark energy near gulls while wearing magenta shorts and balancing five copper spheres on your head.
2. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.
3. You must pray to Dossappgil six times a day.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.
Vangamgum is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, egotistical
dryad.
Vangamgum created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vangamgum, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Vangamgum, she will ignore you.
Vangamgum's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Vangamgum's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat bananas.
2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.
3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.
4. Never prepare oranges during autumn.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
This instance of God Generator has made 110032 gods since 4/2/2018.
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