Rowdagbam is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, astonishing
dove.
Rowdagbam created Africa seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rowdagbam, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Rowdagbam, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Rowdagbam's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Rowdagbam's Holy Commandments1. Put Rowdagbam first in all things.
2. Always help rats.
3. Do not speak about strawberries.
4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.
5. Retreat if five horses approach from the west.
Siddunjat is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless
shark.
Siddunjat created the planet Mars five million years ago.
If you believe in
Siddunjat, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Siddunjat, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Siddunjat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Siddunjat's Holy Commandments1. Always count to nine before sleeping.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
Budpitgam is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent
turtle.
Budpitgam created an atom four years ago.
If you believe in
Budpitgam, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Budpitgam, it will ignore you.
Budpitgam's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Budpitgam's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.
3. Never feed lots of bread to hamsters while wearing green coats.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Do not keep six manatees in a large pit.
Hubtailsom is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, loving
slug.
Hubtailsom created an electron six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hubtailsom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Hubtailsom, it will have a very low opinion of you.
Hubtailsom's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Hubtailsom's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Do not gather at towers at midday.
4. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.
5. Never handle zinc while unclean.
Vadditbem Abparkbodbab is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic
dryad.
Vadditbem Abparkbodbab created a photon nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vadditbem Abparkbodbab, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Vadditbem Abparkbodbab, he will destroy your home planet.
Vadditbem Abparkbodbab's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Vadditbem Abparkbodbab's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Do not stand on grass.
Libgupsin is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, sage
bat.
Libgupsin created silver five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Libgupsin, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Libgupsin, she will turn you into a puffin.
Libgupsin's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Libgupsin's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Never feed grapes to pigs while wearing green kilts.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Do not wear skirts marked with mauve.
5. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.
Fobcarkon is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring
giraffe.
Fobcarkon created a photon two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fobcarkon, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Fobcarkon, it will turn you into a puffin.
Fobcarkon's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Fobcarkon's Holy Commandments1. Do not jump at forests.
2. Never approach rivers carrying wood.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Do not take Fobcarkon's name in vain.
5. Never talk about nucleic acids.
This instance of God Generator has made 118952 gods since 4/2/2018.
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