Mumrigmidlik is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, competent eagle.

Mumrigmidlik created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumrigmidlik, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mumrigmidlik, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Mumrigmidlik's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Mumrigmidlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with fawn.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mumrigmidlik.

3. Always act with obedience.

4. Never talk about great tits.

5. You must pray to Mumrigmidlik four times a day.

Lidminbess is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, conceited beaver.

Lidminbess created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidminbess, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lidminbess, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lidminbess' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Lidminbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never pray while filled with joy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never eat garlic on holy days.

Catfebcab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, conceited owl.

Catfebcab created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Catfebcab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Catfebcab, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Catfebcab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Catfebcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at towers at midday.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Never touch blood while clean.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Catfebcab must be the most important thing in your life.

Gubjadkad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, stupid elephant.

Gubjadkad created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubjadkad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gubjadkad, he will be very unhappy.

Gubjadkad's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Gubjadkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine whales near walls.

2. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

3. Always count to four before sleeping.

4. Never allow hamsters to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

Manlooplat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, amazing scorpion.

Manlooplat created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Manlooplat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Manlooplat, he will turn you into a rock.

Manlooplat's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Manlooplat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never wear turquoise shoes.

3. Never cross crossroads at midday.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Do not commit murder.

Fotvonhan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omnipotent elephant.

Fotvonhan created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fotvonhan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fotvonhan, she will strike you with lightening.

Fotvonhan's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fotvonhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never adorn your neck with gray markings.

3. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

Habrighun is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud penguin.

Habrighun created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Habrighun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Habrighun, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Habrighun's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Habrighun's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Never hop near bats.

3. Never prepare carrots during spring.

4. Never wear turquoise jumpers on sacred days.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

Vagsitnel is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, ruthless guinea pig.

Vagsitnel created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Vagsitnel, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vagsitnel, he will turn you into a plant.

Vagsitnel's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Vagsitnel's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Vagsitnel.

2. Never remain kneeling at dusk.

3. Always wear plain tights during rituals.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Always pray immersed in water.