Rullarpgan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, passionate dugong.

Rullarpgan created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullarpgan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rullarpgan, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rullarpgan's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Rullarpgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never paint your head indigo.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near squirrels while wearing white shorts and balancing seven copper spheres on your neck.

5. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

Minguplig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, narcissistic badger.

Minguplig created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Minguplig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Minguplig, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Minguplig's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Minguplig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce at crossroads.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

Ragzedwan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, strong mouse.

Ragzedwan created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragzedwan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ragzedwan, she will turn you into a mole.

Ragzedwan's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Ragzedwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

3. Feed all hungry snails.

4. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

Vongovcum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, fussy raccoon.

Vongovcum created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vongovcum, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vongovcum, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vongovcum's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Vongovcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Hide from turquoise snails for they are unholy.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never prepare onions during winter.

Sagtim is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, contented dog.

Sagtim created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Sagtim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sagtim, she will turn you into a rock.

Sagtim's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Sagtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your chest with turquoise markings.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect six copper sculptures of Sagtim on top of important buildings.

5. Never mention aardvarks.

Hinrowkam is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, smart bird.

Hinrowkam created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinrowkam, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hinrowkam, it will not care.

Hinrowkam's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Hinrowkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Hinrowkam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Hinrowkam loves great tits, so they must be respected.

4. Do not resist chaos.

5. Never touch blood while blessed.

Tanfarnfub is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, humane human.

Tanfarnfub created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanfarnfub, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tanfarnfub, it will come to you in dreams.

Tanfarnfub's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Tanfarnfub's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Do not prepare corn while wearing dresses.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not record names concerning asteroids.

5. Never allow horses to sleep beneath your roof.

Hivnarlwad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unjust hippopotamus.

Hivnarlwad created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivnarlwad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hivnarlwad, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hivnarlwad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Hivnarlwad's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Never fashion tools from wood.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always wash your head before prayer.

5. Always look after injured goats.