Negbidcud Zaghimvan is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, fast
snake.
Negbidcud Zaghimvan created light seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Negbidcud Zaghimvan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Negbidcud Zaghimvan, she will turn you into a slug.
Negbidcud Zaghimvan's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Negbidcud Zaghimvan's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Always store onions above ground.
3. Never talk about gravity near manatees while wearing indigo shorts and balancing nine platinum spheres on your back.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.
Rotbetflap is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring
hare.
Rotbetflap created water three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rotbetflap, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Rotbetflap, it will be very unhappy.
Rotbetflap's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Rotbetflap's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Never mark doors with gray.
3. Do not gather at walls at midnight.
4. Do not record secrets concerning black holes.
5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
Dognegfit is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, kind
parrot.
Dognegfit created Asia four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dognegfit, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Dognegfit, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Dognegfit's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Dognegfit's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Never eat oranges.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Hide if eight dolphins approach from the west.
5. Never look at stars.
Tabvogvidtonklantapstik is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, resourceful
elephant.
Tabvogvidtonklantapstik created an electron four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tabvogvidtonklantapstik, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Tabvogvidtonklantapstik, it will turn you into a tree.
Tabvogvidtonklantapstik's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Tabvogvidtonklantapstik's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Do not name children after geese.
4. Always remove ear rings before touching silver.
5. Never touch blood while unclean.
Fasvengebgam is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful
octopus.
Fasvengebgam created gold eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fasvengebgam, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Fasvengebgam, he will make you grow a tail.
Fasvengebgam's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Fasvengebgam's Holy Commandments1. Hide if five cats approach from the west.
2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.
3. Do not name children after monkeys.
4. Do not fashion tools from nickel.
5. Always help capybaras in need.
Appcenkap is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful
wombat.
Appcenkap created the Sun four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Appcenkap, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Appcenkap, he will try to impress you with trees.
Appcenkap's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Appcenkap's Holy Commandments1. Never mention nematodes.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Do not eat carrots.
4. Never think about fluid mechanics near tortoises while wearing blue corsets and balancing five zinc spheres on your head.
5. Erect three carbon sculptures of Appcenkap on top of important buildings.
Fenmegciss is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish
dolphin.
Fenmegciss created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fenmegciss, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Fenmegciss, she will send two she bears to sort you out.
Fenmegciss' most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Fenmegciss' Holy Commandments1. Run away if nine gulls approach from the south.
2. Do not shave your back.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Never think ill of sick sheep.
5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near horses while wearing gray jumpers.
Withaphapfatmidwigpin is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty
penguin.
Withaphapfatmidwigpin created a photon six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Withaphapfatmidwigpin, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Withaphapfatmidwigpin, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Withaphapfatmidwigpin's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Withaphapfatmidwigpin's Holy Commandments1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.
2. Always count to seven before sleeping.
3. Never record names.
4. Never paint your legs magenta.
5. Never tolerate songs in holy places.
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