Litfumlistnurlbaglabzog is a god.
It takes the form of a small, awe-inspiring
goose.
Litfumlistnurlbaglabzog created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Litfumlistnurlbaglabzog, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Litfumlistnurlbaglabzog, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Litfumlistnurlbaglabzog's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Litfumlistnurlbaglabzog's Holy Commandments1. Do not prepare cucumbers while wearing tights.
2. Never go into purple rooms.
3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Litfumlistnurlbaglabzog on top of all buildings.
4. Always act with humility.
5. Always cleanse blood with water.
Jabappcussvan is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, emotional
fish.
Jabappcussvan created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jabappcussvan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Jabappcussvan, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Jabappcussvan's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Jabappcussvan's Holy Commandments1. Never mark doors with brown.
2. Never allow goats to sleep beneath your roof.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jabappcussvan.
4. Never pray while filled with fear.
5. Feed all hungry cats.
Nuttquatrakhun is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful
walrus.
Nuttquatrakhun created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nuttquatrakhun, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Nuttquatrakhun, he will turn you into a mouse.
Nuttquatrakhun's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Nuttquatrakhun's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.
4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nuttquatrakhun.
Ragfitbus is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud
donkey.
Ragfitbus created dark energy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ragfitbus, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Ragfitbus, he will turn you into a goat.
Ragfitbus' most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Ragfitbus' Holy Commandments1. Put Ragfitbus first in all things.
2. Do not resist order.
3. Remain kneeling during prayer.
4. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.
Yamnadtad is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, benevolent
rhinoceros.
Yamnadtad created humanity two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yamnadtad, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Yamnadtad, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Yamnadtad's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Yamnadtad's Holy Commandments1. Never point your hands toward the west during prayer.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Always treat ducks with great respect.
4. Never bounce near ants.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
Fobnatfas is a god.
She takes the form of a small, emotional
crow.
Fobnatfas created matter seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fobnatfas, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Fobnatfas, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Fobnatfas' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Fobnatfas' Holy Commandments1. Never talk about dwarf planets.
2. Do not take Fobnatfas' name in vain.
3. Never talk about dark matter near bats while wearing black scarves.
4. Never wear kilts.
5. Always treat sheep with great respect.
Wigdibvab is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, slow
parrot.
Wigdibvab created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wigdibvab, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Wigdibvab, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Wigdibvab's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Wigdibvab's Holy Commandments1. Birds are not to be trusted.
2. Always count to four before sleeping.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Never leap in the presence of elders.
5. Always store limes above ground.
Yartkarcab Gepnutt is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating
turtle.
Yartkarcab Gepnutt created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yartkarcab Gepnutt, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Yartkarcab Gepnutt, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Yartkarcab Gepnutt's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Yartkarcab Gepnutt's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat turnips.
2. Do not keep eight snakes in a large pit.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
This instance of God Generator has made 109128 gods since 4/2/2018.
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