Farnstip Ruttyarlruttbid is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, tranquil gorilla.

Farnstip Ruttyarlruttbid created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnstip Ruttyarlruttbid, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Farnstip Ruttyarlruttbid, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Farnstip Ruttyarlruttbid's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Farnstip Ruttyarlruttbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Farnstip Ruttyarlruttbid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never travel toward the north during spring.

4. Always help seals in need.

5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.
Yognadjenbast is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, stupid fox.

Yognadjenbast created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Yognadjenbast, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yognadjenbast, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Yognadjenbast's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Yognadjenbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head brown.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not record numbers concerning nebulae.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.
Bidbusmilsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful hippopotamus.

Bidbusmilsaf created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Bidbusmilsaf, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bidbusmilsaf, she will not care at all.

Bidbusmilsaf's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bidbusmilsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

2. Never allow badgers to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
Paddinmob is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish goose.

Paddinmob created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Paddinmob, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Paddinmob, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Paddinmob's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Paddinmob's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Paddinmob.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

5. Never talk about stars.
Fabtadtad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, merciless rhinoceros.

Fabtadtad created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabtadtad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fabtadtad, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fabtadtad's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fabtadtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near doves while wearing black kilts.

2. Never mark doors with mauve.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never allow hamsters to witness sacred rites.

5. Never feed tomatoes to badgers while wearing magenta shirts.
Basshivdidarm is a god.

He takes the form of a small, stupid parrot.

Basshivdidarm created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Basshivdidarm, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Basshivdidarm, he will turn you into a frog.

Basshivdidarm's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Basshivdidarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention squirrels.

2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not stand on grass.
Appbifved is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, humorless jackal.

Appbifved created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Appbifved, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Appbifved, it will turn you into a plant.

Appbifved's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Appbifved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never laugh in the presence of manatees.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.
Dotbarnhadgom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, slow warg.

Dotbarnhadgom created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotbarnhadgom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dotbarnhadgom, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dotbarnhadgom's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Dotbarnhadgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never handle silicon while unclean.

5. Do not cook food in pots.

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