Cinsinbad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sapient armadillo.

Cinsinbad created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinsinbad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cinsinbad, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cinsinbad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cinsinbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Do not record signs concerning nebulae.

Cetdavgov is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, irritating capybara.

Cetdavgov created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetdavgov, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cetdavgov, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cetdavgov's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Cetdavgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing at dusk.

2. Never gather five pigs near towers.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Never handle zinc while unclean.

5. Do not keep four great tits in a large pit.

Benmitpit is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, fussy armadillo.

Benmitpit created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benmitpit, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Benmitpit, he will think nothing of it.

Benmitpit's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Benmitpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Benmitpit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Never feed onions to shrews while wearing boots.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

Megappak is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful butterfly.

Megappak created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megappak, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Megappak, he will turn you into a rat.

Megappak's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Megappak's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not kill ants.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Megappak.

5. Never mix beans with water.

Cenfig is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, amazing alligator.

Cenfig created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cenfig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cenfig, she will turn you into a mouse.

Cenfig's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cenfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove stockings before touching aluminium.

2. Never feed bread to grasshopers while wearing shirts.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

Vegfubpodhun is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, merciful wren.

Vegfubpodhun created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegfubpodhun, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vegfubpodhun, it will cry a lot.

Vegfubpodhun's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Vegfubpodhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never paint your feet fawn.

5. Always remove skirts before touching nickel.

Cabcadjopzantanxenhiv is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy naga.

Cabcadjopzantanxenhiv created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Cabcadjopzantanxenhiv, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cabcadjopzantanxenhiv, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Cabcadjopzantanxenhiv's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cabcadjopzantanxenhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix bread with ash.

2. Always count to three before sleeping.

3. Do not record names concerning nebulae.

4. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

5. Do not drink alcohol.

Han is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered finch.

Han created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Han, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Han, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Han's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Han's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

3. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never cross mountains at midday.