Cinkadfed is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, happy elephant.

Cinkadfed created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinkadfed, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cinkadfed, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cinkadfed's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cinkadfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at dawn.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about optics near monkeys while wearing green coats and balancing eight nickel spheres on your hands.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Remain kneeling during prayer.
Ponvighiv is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, staggering dingo.

Ponvighiv created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ponvighiv, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ponvighiv, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ponvighiv's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Ponvighiv's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ponvighiv.

2. Remain kneeling during prayer.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Never hurt geese.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.
Cen is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, uncaring shrew.

Cen created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cen, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cen, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Cen's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

2. Do not fashion tools from gold.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Cen in the centre of the settlement.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cen.

5. Never remain kneeling at dawn.
Quimtailven Tapjanzak is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving centipede.

Quimtailven Tapjanzak created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimtailven Tapjanzak, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quimtailven Tapjanzak, it will make you grow a tail.

Quimtailven Tapjanzak's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Quimtailven Tapjanzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.

2. Do not prepare tomatoes while filled with joy.

3. Never mark doors with violet.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
Mumtabvan is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, self-assured ferret.

Mumtabvan created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mumtabvan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mumtabvan, he will turn you into a rock.

Mumtabvan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Mumtabvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

2. Never mix turnips with blood.

3. Never handle lead while unclean.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

5. Never go into orange rooms.
Legkadvid is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm hippopotamus.

Legkadvid created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Legkadvid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Legkadvid, it will turn you into a mole.

Legkadvid's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Legkadvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing at midday.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Always wash your face before prayer.

5. Never talk about ducks.
Sindondap is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, sapient beaver.

Sindondap created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sindondap, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sindondap, she will turn you into a hamster.

Sindondap's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sindondap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snails.

2. Do not kill sharks.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Sindondap loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not hurt tapirs.
Cunjamtar is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, tiresome cow.

Cunjamtar created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cunjamtar, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cunjamtar, she will be very unhappy.

Cunjamtar's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Cunjamtar's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat turtles with great respect.

2. Always help pigs in need.

3. Never hurt aardvarks.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. Do not speak about beans.

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