Xenbudgess is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, almighty cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Xenbudgess created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xenbudgess, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xenbudgess, it will refuse to believe in you.

Xenbudgess' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Xenbudgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never allow geese to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Feed all hungry ducks.

4. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
Bomhinbiss Bidbemjab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unsympathetic crocodile.

Bomhinbiss Bidbemjab created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomhinbiss Bidbemjab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bomhinbiss Bidbemjab, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Bomhinbiss Bidbemjab's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bomhinbiss Bidbemjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Bomhinbiss Bidbemjab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.
Mabmatcepstig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unthoughtful badger.

Mabmatcepstig created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabmatcepstig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mabmatcepstig, he will turn you into a sheep.

Mabmatcepstig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Mabmatcepstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum field theory.

2. Never stain your chest with orange.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
Armyambon is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest octopus.

Armyambon created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Armyambon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Armyambon, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Armyambon's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Armyambon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Never jump in spring.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not consume strawberries at dawn.
Sogbess is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful shrew.

Sogbess created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogbess, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sogbess, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Sogbess' most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Sogbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not sing at crossroads.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

5. Do not prepare oranges while filled with envy.
Cunlinnig is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, amazing armadillo.

Cunlinnig created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cunlinnig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cunlinnig, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cunlinnig's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cunlinnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare peas during spring.

2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cunlinnig.

4. Do not prepare garlic while wearing shirts.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
Weevilgen is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fast ant.

Weevilgen created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weevilgen, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Weevilgen, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Weevilgen's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Weevilgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

2. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. Never think about special relativity near great tits while wearing violet stockings and balancing seven silicon spheres on your back.
Ganfomjat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent hyena.

Ganfomjat created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganfomjat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ganfomjat, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ganfomjat's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Ganfomjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare pineapples while filled with fear.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.

4. Never remain bowed at dawn.

5. Do not commit murder.

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