Gatnurlgid Kaddoggup is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, annoying
deer.
Gatnurlgid Kaddoggup created the Sun nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gatnurlgid Kaddoggup, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Gatnurlgid Kaddoggup, she will turn you into a frog.
Gatnurlgid Kaddoggup's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Gatnurlgid Kaddoggup's Holy Commandments1. Never run near otters.
2. Feed all hungry shrews.
3. Put Gatnurlgid Kaddoggup first in all things.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Never feed cucumbers to snails while wearing violet corsets.
Mumkemnar is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish
sheep.
Mumkemnar created gold four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mumkemnar, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Mumkemnar, it will turn you into a small brown duck.
Mumkemnar's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Mumkemnar's Holy Commandments1. Hide if six seals approach from the west.
2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.
3. Never hurt birds.
4. Do not record signs concerning galaxies.
5. Do not chop down trees.
Larppogyak is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, thoughtless
dryad.
Larppogyak created the cosmos four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Larppogyak, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Larppogyak, it will turn you into a snail.
Larppogyak's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Larppogyak's Holy Commandments1. Put Larppogyak first in all things.
2. Do not prepare lentils while filled with anger.
3. Do not wear kilts marked with pink.
4. Never pray while filled with envy.
5. Never talk about thermodynamics.
Gartafhub is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid
shrew.
Gartafhub created water five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gartafhub, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Gartafhub, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Gartafhub's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Gartafhub's Holy Commandments1. Do not record signs concerning comets.
2. Never talk about ultrasonics near eagles while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing three copper spheres on your feet.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Do not name children after voles.
Zimbityok is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, generous
frog.
Zimbityok created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zimbityok, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Zimbityok, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Zimbityok's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Zimbityok's Holy Commandments1. Never mention sheep.
2. Never write about thermodynamics.
3. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.
4. Never remain bowed at midday.
5. Do not prepare tomatoes while filled with joy.
Omtcudnak is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing
duck.
Omtcudnak created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Omtcudnak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Omtcudnak, it will have a low opinion of you.
Omtcudnak's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Omtcudnak's Holy Commandments1. Never gather eight rats in one place.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Never speak of balance in the presence of elders.
5. Do not wear dresses marked with blue.
Nabwanmet is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, amazing
dragonfly.
Nabwanmet created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nabwanmet, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Nabwanmet, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Nabwanmet's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Nabwanmet's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Never talk about chromosomes.
3. Do not fashion tools from silver.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.
5. Never think about quantum gravity near pigs while wearing cyan boots and balancing six zinc spheres on your legs.
Hotdutjenlarp is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever
bird.
Hotdutjenlarp created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hotdutjenlarp, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Hotdutjenlarp, he will think nothing of it.
Hotdutjenlarp's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Hotdutjenlarp's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Hide if nine frogs approach from the west.
3. Never mix coconuts with ash.
4. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.
5. Never sing in summer.
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