Bepgudhap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful giraffe.

Bepgudhap created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Bepgudhap, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bepgudhap, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bepgudhap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bepgudhap's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bepgudhap.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near dolphins while wearing purple coats.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

Appjapdubdossvondan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful ferret.

Appjapdubdossvondan created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appjapdubdossvondan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Appjapdubdossvondan, she will send minions to preach to you.

Appjapdubdossvondan's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Appjapdubdossvondan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not record secrets concerning nebulae.

Karquimrig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, smart jaguar.

Karquimrig created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Karquimrig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Karquimrig, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Karquimrig's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Karquimrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. You must pray to Karquimrig six times a day.

5. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

Bonjennil is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, grumpy weasel.

Bonjennil created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonjennil, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bonjennil, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bonjennil's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bonjennil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Always obey Bonjennil's priests.

5. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

Ditlenjen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful crow.

Ditlenjen created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditlenjen, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ditlenjen, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Ditlenjen's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Ditlenjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Never point your face toward the north during prayer.

5. Always obey Ditlenjen's priests.

Bognursawbesttad Listjigdod Dagdunhanragdummip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unsympathetic troll.

Bognursawbesttad Listjigdod Dagdunhanragdummip created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bognursawbesttad Listjigdod Dagdunhanragdummip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bognursawbesttad Listjigdod Dagdunhanragdummip, it will think nothing of it.

Bognursawbesttad Listjigdod Dagdunhanragdummip's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bognursawbesttad Listjigdod Dagdunhanragdummip's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Never chant while facing north.

3. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

Bellfenlitgidyarpyatt is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, uncaring mink.

Bellfenlitgidyarpyatt created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Bellfenlitgidyarpyatt, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bellfenlitgidyarpyatt, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bellfenlitgidyarpyatt's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bellfenlitgidyarpyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bellfenlitgidyarpyatt.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Bellfenlitgidyarpyatt on top of all buildings.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never wear red jumpers on sacred days.

Fumfidwab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, stupid hyena.

Fumfidwab created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumfidwab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fumfidwab, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fumfidwab's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Fumfidwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from wood.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Do not take Fumfidwab's name in vain.

4. You must love Fumfidwab.

5. Run away if four tapirs approach from the west.