Ontbodgabkar is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, slow dragonfly.

Ontbodgabkar created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ontbodgabkar, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ontbodgabkar, she will try to impress you with trees.

Ontbodgabkar's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Ontbodgabkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near grasshopers while wearing yellow trousers and balancing five zinc spheres on your head.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

Hamhencub is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, duplicitous duck.

Hamhencub created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamhencub, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hamhencub, it will make you grow a tail.

Hamhencub's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hamhencub's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Feed all hungry doves.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never talk about special relativity near pigs while wearing purple boots and balancing nine gold spheres on your feet.

Hamlaknat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous deer.

Hamlaknat created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Hamlaknat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hamlaknat, she will come to you in dreams.

Hamlaknat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hamlaknat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six swans in a large pit.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

Larncissget is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witty human.

Larncissget created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larncissget, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Larncissget, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Larncissget's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Larncissget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume spinach at dawn.

2. Remain kneeling during prayer.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Larncissget.

4. Pray only in firelight.

5. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

Gepdavzakyarrow is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless butterfly.

Gepdavzakyarrow created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepdavzakyarrow, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gepdavzakyarrow, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gepdavzakyarrow's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gepdavzakyarrow's Holy Commandments

1. Remain standing during prayer.

2. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

3. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

4. Retreat if eight cats approach from the west.

5. Always obey Gepdavzakyarrow's priests.

Vonkwabzag is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, vain dragonfly.

Vonkwabzag created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Vonkwabzag, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vonkwabzag, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vonkwabzag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vonkwabzag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vonkwabzag four times a day.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away from magenta otters, for they are unholy.

Fembafrull Quimbingub is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, kind guinea pig.

Fembafrull Quimbingub created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fembafrull Quimbingub, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fembafrull Quimbingub, she will refuse to believe in you.

Fembafrull Quimbingub's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fembafrull Quimbingub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Fembafrull Quimbingub loves mice, so they must be respected.

Camgiglig Beddogrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective pigeon.

Camgiglig Beddogrutt created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camgiglig Beddogrutt, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Camgiglig Beddogrutt, she will destroy your home planet.

Camgiglig Beddogrutt's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Camgiglig Beddogrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Camgiglig Beddogrutt on top of important buildings.

2. Always remove stockings before touching lead.

3. Never point your face toward the south during prayer.

4. You must love Camgiglig Beddogrutt.

5. Never eat pineapples.