Nadgedkar is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, loving lizard.

Nadgedkar created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadgedkar, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nadgedkar, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Nadgedkar's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Nadgedkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Nadgedkar loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

Legfumdot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, tiresome pigeon.

Legfumdot created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legfumdot, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Legfumdot, she will strike you with lightening.

Legfumdot's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Legfumdot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Legfumdot in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not consume carrots at dawn.

4. Never gather five rats in one place.

5. Do not resist order.

Parkveenflab is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, sage penguin.

Parkveenflab created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkveenflab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Parkveenflab, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Parkveenflab's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Parkveenflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Never wear purple coats on sacred days.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

Ortxemripnar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless skunk.

Ortxemripnar created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortxemripnar, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ortxemripnar, he will laugh at you.

Ortxemripnar's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Ortxemripnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare coconuts while wearing dresses.

2. Never hurt goats.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always help sick hamsters.

5. Never look in ponds.

Narlcinget is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, conceited snake.

Narlcinget created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlcinget, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Narlcinget, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Narlcinget's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Narlcinget's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Narlcinget in the centre of the settlement.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Narlcinget.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.

Rullarpbin is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, conceited fly.

Rullarpbin created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Rullarpbin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rullarpbin, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rullarpbin's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Rullarpbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning planets.

2. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never fashion tools from clay.

5. Run away if nine frogs approach from the west.

Figdodfen is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unjust shark.

Figdodfen created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figdodfen, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Figdodfen, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Figdodfen's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Figdodfen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not wear tights marked with indigo.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never speak aloud of secrets.

5. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.

Budfatfad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, confident dingo.

Budfatfad created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budfatfad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Budfatfad, it will try to impress you with trees.

Budfatfad's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Budfatfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

2. Do not name children after squirrels.

3. Do not take Budfatfad's name in vain.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never feed onions to ants while wearing dresses.