Lendusshot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish camel.

Lendusshot created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lendusshot, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lendusshot, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Lendusshot's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Lendusshot's Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Do not contemplate spacetime during the night.

3. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near dogs while wearing yellow rings and balancing eight titanium spheres on your back.

Lighinfagquat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, staggering fish.

Lighinfagquat created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lighinfagquat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lighinfagquat, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lighinfagquat's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Lighinfagquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near eagles while wearing green scarves and balancing three titanium spheres on your chest.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

Rownutponcap Nanfigrull is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, slow wombat.

Rownutponcap Nanfigrull created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rownutponcap Nanfigrull, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rownutponcap Nanfigrull, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rownutponcap Nanfigrull's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rownutponcap Nanfigrull's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Never proclaim while facing east.

4. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

Mumfonleg is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring parrot.

Mumfonleg created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumfonleg, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mumfonleg, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mumfonleg's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Mumfonleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange stockings on sacred days.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.

5. Always count to eight before sleeping.

Tinmutcet Japyokwotkinhastabwik is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, proud capybara.

Tinmutcet Japyokwotkinhastabwik created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinmutcet Japyokwotkinhastabwik, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tinmutcet Japyokwotkinhastabwik, he will come to you in dreams.

Tinmutcet Japyokwotkinhastabwik's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Tinmutcet Japyokwotkinhastabwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always cleanse blood with water.

3. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Do not consume lentils at dawn.

Lagwiksid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong human.

Lagwiksid created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Lagwiksid, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lagwiksid, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Lagwiksid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lagwiksid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from lead.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

Febdimboss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering mongoose.

Febdimboss created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Febdimboss, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Febdimboss, it will turn you into a frog.

Febdimboss' most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Febdimboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never gather seven otters in one place.

2. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Never bounce in holy places.

Ominmongebdab Flam is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, witless warg.

Ominmongebdab Flam created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominmongebdab Flam, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ominmongebdab Flam, he will turn you into a rat.

Ominmongebdab Flam's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Ominmongebdab Flam's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

3. Never feed onions to ants while wearing kilts.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Feed all hungry swans.