Nullyoksag Gudnuttwot is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful seal.

Nullyoksag Gudnuttwot created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullyoksag Gudnuttwot, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nullyoksag Gudnuttwot, it will be very unhappy.

Nullyoksag Gudnuttwot's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nullyoksag Gudnuttwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare parsnips while wearing ear rings.

2. Never mark doors with red.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never mention badgers.

5. Do not listen to music.

Dabpinpark Hubcetyam is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, wise grasshopper.

Dabpinpark Hubcetyam created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabpinpark Hubcetyam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dabpinpark Hubcetyam, she will send you a sign.

Dabpinpark Hubcetyam's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dabpinpark Hubcetyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not place gooseberries upon stone.

4. Do not wear stockings marked with indigo.

5. Never gather five voles near bridges.

Henomtcibstig is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, temperamental snail.

Henomtcibstig created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Henomtcibstig, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Henomtcibstig, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Henomtcibstig's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Henomtcibstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tortoises.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must pray to Henomtcibstig five times a day.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never curse while facing west.

Cungunbutcapkapjigwabveen is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident monkey.

Cungunbutcapkapjigwabveen created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Cungunbutcapkapjigwabveen, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cungunbutcapkapjigwabveen, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cungunbutcapkapjigwabveen's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cungunbutcapkapjigwabveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Run away from orange rats, for they are unholy.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Do not eat parsnips.

Mumomt is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, selfish chicken.

Mumomt created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumomt, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mumomt, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Mumomt's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Mumomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

3. Do not keep four whales in a large pit.

4. Never speak at dusk.

5. Never write about amino acids.

Didbontaf Jingadton is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, contented horse.

Didbontaf Jingadton created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didbontaf Jingadton, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Didbontaf Jingadton, he will turn you into a slug.

Didbontaf Jingadton's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Didbontaf Jingadton's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Didbontaf Jingadton four times a day.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Shun those given to vanity.

4. Never think ill of sick great tits.

5. Do not prepare corn while wearing scarves.

Rapkarlab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, deceitful toad.

Rapkarlab created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapkarlab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rapkarlab, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rapkarlab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Rapkarlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Put Rapkarlab first in all things.

3. Do not travel during summer.

4. Always help ducks.

5. Never approach rivers carrying bone.

Jonfunwik is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm clam.

Jonfunwik created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jonfunwik, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jonfunwik, she will turn you into a slug.

Jonfunwik's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Jonfunwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five hamsters in a large pit.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Never look in ponds.