Pomfabdot Satpitnegkimbogvid Tagcetbumpitgubbiflegquim is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, smart dolphin.

Pomfabdot Satpitnegkimbogvid Tagcetbumpitgubbiflegquim created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Pomfabdot Satpitnegkimbogvid Tagcetbumpitgubbiflegquim, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pomfabdot Satpitnegkimbogvid Tagcetbumpitgubbiflegquim, he will come to you in dreams.

Pomfabdot Satpitnegkimbogvid Tagcetbumpitgubbiflegquim's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Pomfabdot Satpitnegkimbogvid Tagcetbumpitgubbiflegquim's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never allow dogs to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.

Gemcipven is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, prudent lizard.

Gemcipven created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemcipven, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gemcipven, he will destroy your favourite star.

Gemcipven's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Gemcipven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill nematodes.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

Jontofhub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, smart fox.

Jontofhub created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jontofhub, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jontofhub, she will cry a lot.

Jontofhub's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Jontofhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cucumbers on holy days.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

Natrenyog is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, contented mouse.

Natrenyog created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natrenyog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Natrenyog, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Natrenyog's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Natrenyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Do not prepare onions while filled with fear.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.

Pantofgig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, boastful swallow.

Pantofgig created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pantofgig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pantofgig, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Pantofgig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Pantofgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip at mountains.

2. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

3. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never eat bark.

Lopdanged is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, passionate faun.

Lopdanged created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Lopdanged, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lopdanged, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Lopdanged's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Lopdanged's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five mice approach from the south.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Heed all signs.

4. Never stain your feet with blue.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

Tikfaswip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fussy hippopotamus.

Tikfaswip created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikfaswip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tikfaswip, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tikfaswip's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Tikfaswip's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Never think about dark matter near aardvarks while wearing gray jumpers and balancing four silicon spheres on your back.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tikfaswip.

Bitgunduss Lipfungen is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, conceited wren.

Bitgunduss Lipfungen created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bitgunduss Lipfungen, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bitgunduss Lipfungen, he will turn you into a rat.

Bitgunduss Lipfungen's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bitgunduss Lipfungen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

2. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.

3. Never cross forests at dusk.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never feed beans to ants while wearing hats.