Kipgenwon Mipgidtom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident goblin.

Kipgenwon Mipgidtom created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipgenwon Mipgidtom, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kipgenwon Mipgidtom, she will destroy your home planet.

Kipgenwon Mipgidtom's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Kipgenwon Mipgidtom's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not name children after voles.

4. Do not place beans upon stone.

5. Never adorn your neck with violet markings.

Cepdinbumbosstarp is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent swan.

Cepdinbumbosstarp created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepdinbumbosstarp, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cepdinbumbosstarp, it will turn you into a sheep.

Cepdinbumbosstarp's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cepdinbumbosstarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your head before prayer.

2. Always store aubergines above ground.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Cepdinbumbosstarp in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never fashion tools from clay.

5. Do not prepare beans while wearing coats.

Flyjigran is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able rat.

Flyjigran created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flyjigran, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flyjigran, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Flyjigran's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Flyjigran's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

2. Do not step barefoot upon green earth.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never jump in the presence of elders.

Ingligleg is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind donkey.

Ingligleg created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingligleg, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ingligleg, he will jump up and down on your head.

Ingligleg's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ingligleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Ingligleg loves sheep, so they must be respected.

3. Never speak aloud of numbers.

4. Never sprint near gulls.

5. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

Fengofgub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, boastful mouse.

Fengofgub created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fengofgub, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fengofgub, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fengofgub's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fengofgub's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Erect six carbon sculptures of Fengofgub on top of important buildings.

4. Never curse while facing east.

5. Feed all hungry shrews.

Tarvil Kiksagneg is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, effective hummingbird.

Tarvil Kiksagneg created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarvil Kiksagneg, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tarvil Kiksagneg, he will turn you into a rock.

Tarvil Kiksagneg's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Tarvil Kiksagneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always store beans above ground.

2. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not name children after sheep.

Bestbindit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, uncaring hyena.

Bestbindit created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestbindit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bestbindit, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bestbindit's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bestbindit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix wheat with water.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

5. Never look in ponds.

Zod is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, strong armadillo.

Zod created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zod, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zod, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zod's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Zod's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face red.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Never mention shrews.

5. Always remove rings before touching zinc.