Mitmaparp Nillyatdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, stupid crow.

Mitmaparp Nillyatdiss created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitmaparp Nillyatdiss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mitmaparp Nillyatdiss, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Mitmaparp Nillyatdiss' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Mitmaparp Nillyatdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed nuts to shrews while wearing boots.

3. Always store turnips above ground.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Do not step barefoot upon magenta earth.

Wabflamlib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonourable wombat.

Wabflamlib created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabflamlib, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wabflamlib, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wabflamlib's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Wabflamlib's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wabflamlib.

2. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Wabflamlib on top of important buildings.

3. Do not name children after manatees.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

Dodwadman is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, self-confident salamander.

Dodwadman created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Dodwadman, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dodwadman, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dodwadman's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dodwadman's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing at dusk.

2. You must love Dodwadman.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never feed wheat to dolphins while wearing purple dresses.

5. Always wash your chest before prayer.

Sigtafril is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, two-faced cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Sigtafril created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sigtafril, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sigtafril, she will turn you into a dog.

Sigtafril's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Sigtafril's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near doves while wearing gray trousers and balancing seven copper spheres on your feet.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Respect your elders.

Dussbusrow is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, wise eagle.

Dussbusrow created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dussbusrow, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dussbusrow, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dussbusrow's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dussbusrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying clay.

2. Heed all visions.

3. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Fast once a month.

Bessvegnutt is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, kind sheep.

Bessvegnutt created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bessvegnutt, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bessvegnutt, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bessvegnutt's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bessvegnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

Dossbopven is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, temperamental finch.

Dossbopven created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossbopven, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dossbopven, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dossbopven's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dossbopven's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat nuts on fasting days.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.

Fosscudzenhimtofsitrulnarl is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak alligator.

Fosscudzenhimtofsitrulnarl created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fosscudzenhimtofsitrulnarl, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fosscudzenhimtofsitrulnarl, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fosscudzenhimtofsitrulnarl's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fosscudzenhimtofsitrulnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

2. Never approach mountains carrying stone.

3. Always act with obedience.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never eat green fruit.