Lagsisneg is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic
meerkat.
Lagsisneg created Europe five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lagsisneg, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Lagsisneg, she will turn you into a plant.
Lagsisneg's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Lagsisneg's Holy Commandments1. Always help turtles.
2. Never sing in holy places.
3. Always store tomatoes above ground.
4. Never adorn your back with brown markings.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
Giggatrap Stiksaw is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, loving
slug.
Giggatrap Stiksaw created Asia nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Giggatrap Stiksaw, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Giggatrap Stiksaw, he will turn you into a hamster.
Giggatrap Stiksaw's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Giggatrap Stiksaw's Holy Commandments1. Never allow frogs to sleep beneath your roof.
2. You must pray to Giggatrap Stiksaw six times a day.
3. Never talk about gravity near monkeys while wearing white skirts.
4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Giggatrap Stiksaw on top of all buildings.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.
Flatfligtab is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, effective
cow.
Flatfligtab created the world eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flatfligtab, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Flatfligtab, she will cry a lot.
Flatfligtab's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Flatfligtab's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about special relativity near manatees while wearing pink shirts.
2. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.
3. Never jump in the presence of sharks.
4. Never feed bread to dogs while wearing jumpers.
5. Do not take Flatfligtab's name in vain.
Flowrullbanjonnanmumwik is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able
squirrel.
Flowrullbanjonnanmumwik created bats eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Flowrullbanjonnanmumwik, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Flowrullbanjonnanmumwik, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Flowrullbanjonnanmumwik's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Flowrullbanjonnanmumwik's Holy Commandments1. Flowrullbanjonnanmumwik must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Learn five new languages a year.
3. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.
4. Always treat badgers with great respect.
5. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing kilts.
Cimsigjen is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless
zebra.
Cimsigjen created dark matter two million years ago.
If you believe in
Cimsigjen, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Cimsigjen, she will destroy your favourite star.
Cimsigjen's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Cimsigjen's Holy Commandments1. Do not name children after shrews.
2. Never chant while facing east.
3. Do not take Cimsigjen's name in vain.
4. Never talk about ants.
5. Do not drink alcohol.
Duncibven is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, emotional
seal.
Duncibven created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Duncibven, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Duncibven, she will destroy your home galaxy.
Duncibven's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Duncibven's Holy Commandments1. Never record numbers.
2. Never approach forests carrying bone.
3. Always obey Duncibven's priests.
4. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.
5. Never think about special relativity near foxes while wearing white dresses and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your legs.
Nutmotbudmantun is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, clever
mouse.
Nutmotbudmantun created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nutmotbudmantun, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Nutmotbudmantun, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Nutmotbudmantun's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Nutmotbudmantun's Holy Commandments1. Always help snakes in need.
2. Do not prepare wheat while wearing jumpers.
3. Never talk about bacteria.
4. Do not hop at rivers.
5. Do not take Nutmotbudmantun's name in vain.
This instance of God Generator has made 117856 gods since 4/2/2018.
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