Sterladbut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, passionate hedgehog.

Sterladbut created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Sterladbut, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sterladbut, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Sterladbut's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sterladbut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sterladbut.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Retreat if seven hamsters approach from the north.

5. Always wear violet.

Cudboplab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, moody eagle.

Cudboplab created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudboplab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cudboplab, she will send you a sign.

Cudboplab's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cudboplab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Never allow pigs to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never stain your face with black.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

Wigdossfat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, clever turtle.

Wigdossfat created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigdossfat, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wigdossfat, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Wigdossfat's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Wigdossfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of horses.

2. Never leap near dogs.

3. Do not keep eight cats in a large pit.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

Queegkikcib is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing goat.

Queegkikcib created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegkikcib, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Queegkikcib, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Queegkikcib's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Queegkikcib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Queegkikcib in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never sing in autumn.

4. Always help sick tapirs.

5. Put Queegkikcib first in all things.

Bonkbitlen is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, two-faced guinea pig.

Bonkbitlen created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonkbitlen, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bonkbitlen, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bonkbitlen's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bonkbitlen's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.

3. Bonkbitlen must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about hamsters.

5. Always help turtles in need.

Nulnillnil is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered aardvark.

Nulnillnil created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulnillnil, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nulnillnil, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nulnillnil's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nulnillnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never stain your chest with orange.

3. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Do not prepare parsnips while filled with joy.

Wikontsak is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited crab.

Wikontsak created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikontsak, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wikontsak, she will make you grow a tail.

Wikontsak's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Wikontsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. You must never eat cucumbers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

Dussvonkhot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, vain crane.

Dussvonkhot created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dussvonkhot, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dussvonkhot, it will be very unhappy.

Dussvonkhot's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Dussvonkhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

2. Do not keep nine capybaras in a large pit.

3. You must pray to Dussvonkhot five times a day.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Never mix lemons with water.