Watnabnat is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, blissful ant.

Watnabnat created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watnabnat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Watnabnat, it will curse you with boils.

Watnabnat's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Watnabnat's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to nine before sleeping.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near dogs while wearing yellow scarves.

4. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

Karsafjon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unselfish dog.

Karsafjon created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karsafjon, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Karsafjon, it will come to you in dreams.

Karsafjon's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Karsafjon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

2. Never stain your neck with violet.

3. Never wear magenta shoes on sacred days.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. You must never eat turnips.

Bantonhit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent owl.

Bantonhit created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bantonhit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bantonhit, it will strike you with lightening.

Bantonhit's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bantonhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Do not record signs concerning asteroids.

4. Never approach rivers carrying clay.

5. Do not contemplate quantum gravity during the night.

Stertaphot is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, self-confident fairy.

Stertaphot created viruses seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stertaphot, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stertaphot, he will destroy your favourite star.

Stertaphot's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Stertaphot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of tomatoes to sharks while wearing black boots.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near mites while wearing indigo scarves and balancing seven carbon spheres on your feet.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

4. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

Lanlitten is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-assured hummingbird.

Lanlitten created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanlitten, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lanlitten, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Lanlitten's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Lanlitten's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from bone.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never mix wheat with water.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

Nibwighim is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, self-confident centaur.

Nibwighim created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Nibwighim, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nibwighim, she will turn you into a frog.

Nibwighim's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nibwighim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Never whisper while facing south.

3. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near foxes while wearing violet skirts and balancing eight titanium spheres on your chest.

Stafcidrul is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, vain wolf.

Stafcidrul created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Stafcidrul, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stafcidrul, she will turn you into a rock.

Stafcidrul's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Stafcidrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing shoes.

2. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Always pray immersed in water.

Bugomtwon is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, emotional raven.

Bugomtwon created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugomtwon, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bugomtwon, she will laugh at you.

Bugomtwon's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bugomtwon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in firelight.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not consume wheat at dawn.

5. Always act with purity when addressing elders.