Gatnurlgid Kaddoggup is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, annoying deer.

Gatnurlgid Kaddoggup created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatnurlgid Kaddoggup, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gatnurlgid Kaddoggup, she will turn you into a frog.

Gatnurlgid Kaddoggup's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gatnurlgid Kaddoggup's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near otters.

2. Feed all hungry shrews.

3. Put Gatnurlgid Kaddoggup first in all things.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never feed cucumbers to snails while wearing violet corsets.

Mumkemnar is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish sheep.

Mumkemnar created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumkemnar, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mumkemnar, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mumkemnar's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Mumkemnar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six seals approach from the west.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Never hurt birds.

4. Do not record signs concerning galaxies.

5. Do not chop down trees.

Larppogyak is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, thoughtless dryad.

Larppogyak created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Larppogyak, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Larppogyak, it will turn you into a snail.

Larppogyak's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Larppogyak's Holy Commandments

1. Put Larppogyak first in all things.

2. Do not prepare lentils while filled with anger.

3. Do not wear kilts marked with pink.

4. Never pray while filled with envy.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.

Gartafhub is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid shrew.

Gartafhub created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gartafhub, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gartafhub, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gartafhub's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Gartafhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record signs concerning comets.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near eagles while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing three copper spheres on your feet.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not name children after voles.

Zimbityok is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, generous frog.

Zimbityok created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimbityok, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zimbityok, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Zimbityok's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Zimbityok's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sheep.

2. Never write about thermodynamics.

3. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

4. Never remain bowed at midday.

5. Do not prepare tomatoes while filled with joy.

Omtcudnak is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing duck.

Omtcudnak created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtcudnak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Omtcudnak, it will have a low opinion of you.

Omtcudnak's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Omtcudnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight rats in one place.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never speak of balance in the presence of elders.

5. Do not wear dresses marked with blue.

Nabwanmet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, amazing dragonfly.

Nabwanmet created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabwanmet, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nabwanmet, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nabwanmet's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nabwanmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Do not fashion tools from silver.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near pigs while wearing cyan boots and balancing six zinc spheres on your legs.

Hotdutjenlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever bird.

Hotdutjenlarp created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hotdutjenlarp, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hotdutjenlarp, he will think nothing of it.

Hotdutjenlarp's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Hotdutjenlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Hide if nine frogs approach from the west.

3. Never mix coconuts with ash.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

5. Never sing in summer.