Lancibjat is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless
coyote.
Lancibjat created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lancibjat, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Lancibjat, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Lancibjat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Lancibjat's Holy Commandments1. Put Lancibjat first in all things.
2. Run away if five gulls approach from the east.
3. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Always count to nine before sleeping.
5. Never talk about galaxies.
Negfedbif is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, boastful
hamster.
Negfedbif created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Negfedbif, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Negfedbif, she will make you grow a tail.
Negfedbif's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Negfedbif's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Rats are not to be trusted.
4. Shun those given to cruelty.
5. Never wear black rings.
Gonbonk is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, proud
lizard.
Gonbonk created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gonbonk, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Gonbonk, he will not care at all.
Gonbonk's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Gonbonk's Holy Commandments1. Never fashion tools from stone.
2. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.
3. Never stain your neck with green.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Retreat if seven dolphins approach from the south.
Guncatzan is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing
bat.
Guncatzan created the universe five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Guncatzan, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Guncatzan, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Guncatzan's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Guncatzan's Holy Commandments1. Always help grasshopers.
2. Never talk about solid mechanics near mites while wearing mauve rings.
3. Always act with purity when addressing priests.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never think about optics.
Midgonbut is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-powerful
squid.
Midgonbut created bats six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Midgonbut, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Midgonbut, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Midgonbut's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Midgonbut's Holy Commandments1. Never prepare peanuts during spring.
2. Never think about galaxies.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Always share strawberries with strangers, but never with horses.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
Kikwodpid is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, fussy
grasshopper.
Kikwodpid created gold two years ago.
If you believe in
Kikwodpid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Kikwodpid, he will turn you into a frog.
Kikwodpid's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Kikwodpid's Holy Commandments1. Do not place limes upon stone.
2. Never talk about black holes.
3. Do not wear gray clothing.
4. Always wash your hands before prayer.
5. Never think about galaxies.
Libpasfly is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful
coyote.
Libpasfly created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Libpasfly, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Libpasfly, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Libpasfly's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Libpasfly's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat tomatoes.
2. Do not fashion tools from carbon.
3. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Do not prepare limes while wearing tights.
This instance of God Generator has made 120312 gods since 4/2/2018.
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