Panggebhin is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous crocodile.

Panggebhin created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Panggebhin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Panggebhin, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Panggebhin's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Panggebhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention bats.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help sharks in need.

4. Remain kneeling during prayer.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.

Kimbegjin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-powerful wolf.

Kimbegjin created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Kimbegjin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kimbegjin, it will turn you into a mole.

Kimbegjin's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Kimbegjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never eat corn on days of mourning.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

4. Do not prepare lemons while filled with fear.

5. Retreat if nine ants approach from the west.

Dapgenquill Narldimfad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful raven.

Dapgenquill Narldimfad created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Dapgenquill Narldimfad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dapgenquill Narldimfad, it will turn you into a worm.

Dapgenquill Narldimfad's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dapgenquill Narldimfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse blood with water.

2. Never mix melons with ash.

3. Always help sick great tits.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

Yaknigsog is a god.

She takes the form of a small, awesome donkey.

Yaknigsog created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Yaknigsog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yaknigsog, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Yaknigsog's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Yaknigsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Yaknigsog.

3. Worship no other gods but Yaknigsog.

4. You must pray to Yaknigsog five times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

Metzagrat is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, competent fish.

Metzagrat created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Metzagrat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Metzagrat, she will turn you into a slug.

Metzagrat's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Metzagrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

2. Do not consume cucumbers at dawn.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink alcohol.

Stikfutbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, able goat.

Stikfutbarn created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikfutbarn, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stikfutbarn, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Stikfutbarn's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Stikfutbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear dresses marked with red.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never mark doors with gray.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

Hunlatkop is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, fussy dragonfly.

Hunlatkop created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunlatkop, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hunlatkop, he will destroy your home planet.

Hunlatkop's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Hunlatkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never touch blood while tainted.

Omin Tomjadwon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong slug.

Omin Tomjadwon created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omin Tomjadwon, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Omin Tomjadwon, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Omin Tomjadwon's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Omin Tomjadwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Omin Tomjadwon loves goats, so they must be respected.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.