Tifbonkhim is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, merciful
goblin.
Tifbonkhim created tapeworms four million years ago.
If you believe in
Tifbonkhim, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Tifbonkhim, he will say rude things about you at parties.
Tifbonkhim's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Tifbonkhim's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Eagles are not to be trusted.
4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near rats while wearing blue shirts and balancing nine lead spheres on your arms.
5. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.
Fudkanrutt is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, self-assured
beaver.
Fudkanrutt created a quark six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fudkanrutt, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Fudkanrutt, he will strike you with lightening.
Fudkanrutt's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Fudkanrutt's Holy Commandments1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.
2. Erect four platinum sculptures of Fudkanrutt on top of important buildings.
3. Never mix cucumbers with oil.
4. Never travel toward the west during spring.
5. Do not hurt monkeys.
Gigfatfab is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, idiotic
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Gigfatfab created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gigfatfab, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Gigfatfab, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Gigfatfab's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Gigfatfab's Holy Commandments1. Never jump near seals.
2. Never talk about eukaryotes.
3. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.
4. Never travel toward the north during autumn.
5. Never chant while facing east.
Bignulged is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, witty
alligator.
Bignulged created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bignulged, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bignulged, he will destroy your favourite solar system.
Bignulged's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Bignulged's Holy Commandments1. Do not resist chaos.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.
4. Never point your face toward the north during prayer.
5. Do not step barefoot upon magenta earth.
Komlibjon Padrangat is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, able
dingo.
Komlibjon Padrangat created a down quark five million years ago.
If you believe in
Komlibjon Padrangat, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Komlibjon Padrangat, it will not invite you to parties.
Komlibjon Padrangat's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Komlibjon Padrangat's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the south.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never curse while facing east.
4. Never paint your chest orange.
5. Never eat pineapples.
Janpommob is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish
manatee.
Janpommob created humankind two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Janpommob, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Janpommob, he will turn you into a giant snail.
Janpommob's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Janpommob's Holy Commandments1. Do not prepare bananas while filled with anger.
2. Never skip in winter.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
5. Do not prepare turnips while wearing tights.
Stanbanget is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humorless
duck.
Stanbanget created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stanbanget, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Stanbanget, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Stanbanget's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Stanbanget's Holy Commandments1. Remain standing during prayer.
2. Learn nine new languages a year.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Never feed lots of pineapples to snails while wearing turquoise shorts.
5. Always pray immersed in water.
Nigdossgab is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sapient
narwhal.
Nigdossgab created the universe two million years ago.
If you believe in
Nigdossgab, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Nigdossgab, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Nigdossgab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Nigdossgab's Holy Commandments1. Pray only in shadows.
2. Never go into turquoise rooms.
3. Always count to three before sleeping.
4. Do not keep five snakes in a large pit.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
This instance of God Generator has made 115968 gods since 4/2/2018.
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