Pitweefemmumpiglargzak is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, boastful horse.

Pitweefemmumpiglargzak created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitweefemmumpiglargzak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pitweefemmumpiglargzak, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Pitweefemmumpiglargzak's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Pitweefemmumpiglargzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear rings marked with turquoise.

2. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

3. Always cleanse ash with water.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

Hitbodcid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident goose.

Hitbodcid created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitbodcid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hitbodcid, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Hitbodcid's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Hitbodcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Never touch oil while clean.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.

Artnadtal Popontquaf Zancuthap is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, impressive swan.

Artnadtal Popontquaf Zancuthap created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artnadtal Popontquaf Zancuthap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Artnadtal Popontquaf Zancuthap, he will curse you with boils.

Artnadtal Popontquaf Zancuthap's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Artnadtal Popontquaf Zancuthap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

2. Artnadtal Popontquaf Zancuthap loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about comets.

Fodbetpak is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, wise capybara.

Fodbetpak created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodbetpak, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fodbetpak, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fodbetpak's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fodbetpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Never eat limes on holy days.

4. Do not hurt sheep.

5. Hide if five aardvarks approach from the north.

Vegbossteen is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, uncaring fox.

Vegbossteen created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegbossteen, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vegbossteen, he will be mildly annoyed.

Vegbossteen's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Vegbossteen's Holy Commandments

1. Vegbossteen loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Run away from cyan hamsters, for they are unholy.

4. Never cross forests at dawn.

5. Do not record names concerning planets.

Queegtadfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, humorless hummingbird.

Queegtadfeb created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegtadfeb, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Queegtadfeb, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Queegtadfeb's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Queegtadfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume rice at dawn.

2. Queegtadfeb must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always help sick geese.

5. Never speak at dusk.

Badlarptab is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, tiresome monkey.

Badlarptab created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Badlarptab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Badlarptab, he will refuse to believe in you.

Badlarptab's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Badlarptab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near aardvarks while wearing yellow tights and balancing nine zinc spheres on your face.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. You must love Badlarptab.

Faryoknad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent gnu.

Faryoknad created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Faryoknad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Faryoknad, it will turn you into a tree.

Faryoknad's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Faryoknad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

3. Hide if eight great tits approach from the south.

4. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.