Natgidtik is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able
rhinoceros.
Natgidtik created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Natgidtik, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Natgidtik, she will ignore you.
Natgidtik's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Natgidtik's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.
2. Never adorn your chest with gray markings.
3. Hide if eight horses approach from the east.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Never record numbers.
Somgigfat is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent
troll.
Somgigfat created Africa three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Somgigfat, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Somgigfat, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Somgigfat's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Somgigfat's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Always look after injured ducks.
4. Never travel toward the west during summer.
5. Do not name children after otters.
Bessgatwabart is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest
mink.
Bessgatwabart created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bessgatwabart, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Bessgatwabart, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Bessgatwabart's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Bessgatwabart's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Do not travel during summer.
3. Do not leap in public.
4. Never feed peanuts to badgers while wearing skirts.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.
Cisshitbun is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, calm
jaguar.
Cisshitbun created viruses eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Cisshitbun, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Cisshitbun, he will throw large rocks at you.
Cisshitbun's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Cisshitbun's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
5. Never jump in the presence of tapirs.
Sabgebfag is a god.
It takes the form of a large, duplicitous
elephant.
Sabgebfag created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sabgebfag, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Sabgebfag, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Sabgebfag's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Sabgebfag's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Always store apples above ground.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Sabgebfag in the centre of the settlement.
5. Do not eat strawberries.
Govpodfly is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, clever
aardvark.
Govpodfly created a top quark seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Govpodfly, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Govpodfly, it will turn you into a rat.
Govpodfly's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Govpodfly's Holy Commandments1. Always help hamsters.
2. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.
3. Never eat beans.
4. Never stain your feet with pink.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
Mitzentarp is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, strong
centaur.
Mitzentarp created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Mitzentarp, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Mitzentarp, it will destroy your favourite star.
Mitzentarp's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Mitzentarp's Holy Commandments1. Always help aardvarks in need.
2. Never talk about quantum field theory.
3. Always wear indigo.
4. Never talk about dwarf planets.
5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near horses while wearing violet rings.
This instance of God Generator has made 117688 gods since 4/2/2018.
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