Sitnakyik is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, selfish
dingo.
Sitnakyik created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sitnakyik, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Sitnakyik, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Sitnakyik's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Sitnakyik's Holy Commandments1. Never think about photosynthesis.
2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Hide from red doves for they are unholy.
5. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.
Tettipinbell is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent
monkey.
Tettipinbell created Mount Everest four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tettipinbell, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Tettipinbell, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Tettipinbell's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Tettipinbell's Holy Commandments1. Never look at nebulae.
2. Do not dye your hair blue.
3. You must love Tettipinbell.
4. Do not place peanuts upon stone.
5. Never eat grapes.
Vablimquimbonlarp is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, clever
eagle.
Vablimquimbonlarp created matter five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vablimquimbonlarp, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Vablimquimbonlarp, she will try to impress you with trees.
Vablimquimbonlarp's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Vablimquimbonlarp's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Do not dye your hair yellow.
4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Vablimquimbonlarp in the centre of the settlement.
5. Never wear ear rings.
Milzenjigfon is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring
faun.
Milzenjigfon created Africa four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Milzenjigfon, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Milzenjigfon, she will be very sad.
Milzenjigfon's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Milzenjigfon's Holy Commandments1. Never wear cyan jumpers.
2. You must pray to Milzenjigfon nine times a day.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Always maintain purity during holy days.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Milzenjigfon.
Gepfubkom is a god.
It takes the form of a large, impressive
dugong.
Gepfubkom created dark matter twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Gepfubkom, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Gepfubkom, it will turn you into a tree.
Gepfubkom's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Gepfubkom's Holy Commandments1. Never wear shirts.
2. Do not wear lead on your body.
3. Never chant while facing west.
4. Always remove rings before entering holy places.
5. Never think about enzymes.
Karsannan Wangumflam is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, kind
dragon.
Karsannan Wangumflam created time and space two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Karsannan Wangumflam, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Karsannan Wangumflam, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Karsannan Wangumflam's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Karsannan Wangumflam's Holy Commandments1. Never think about quantum field theory.
2. Never leap in the presence of elders.
3. Never point your hands toward the north during prayer.
4. Never gather nine shrews in one place.
5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.
Lidlognurt is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, tranquil
lobster.
Lidlognurt created humanity two years ago.
If you believe in
Lidlognurt, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Lidlognurt, he will turn you into a mouse.
Lidlognurt's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Lidlognurt's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Retreat if seven gulls approach from the east.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Never think about eukaryotes.
This instance of God Generator has made 118272 gods since 4/2/2018.
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