Femvogwon is a god.
She takes the form of a small, staggering
weasel.
Femvogwon created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Femvogwon, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Femvogwon, she will turn you into a giant slug.
Femvogwon's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Femvogwon's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. You must love Femvogwon.
4. Never think about optics.
5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Femvogwon in the centre of the settlement.
Fudfudjap is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental
horse.
Fudfudjap created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fudfudjap, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Fudfudjap, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Fudfudjap's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Fudfudjap's Holy Commandments1. Never think about optics near nematodes while wearing blue shirts and balancing four nickel spheres on your neck.
2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Fudfudjap in the centre of the settlement.
3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Do not drink water in black rooms.
5. Never paint your hands purple.
Labdanpak is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable
deer.
Labdanpak created humanity two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Labdanpak, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Labdanpak, it will be very unhappy.
Labdanpak's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Labdanpak's Holy Commandments1. Never sit in holy places.
2. Do not shave your legs.
3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
4. You must love Labdanpak.
5. Do not chop down trees.
Rulbonfet is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, intelligent
grasshopper.
Rulbonfet created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rulbonfet, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Rulbonfet, it will send you a strongly worded letter.
Rulbonfet's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Rulbonfet's Holy Commandments1. Never look at galaxies.
2. Always help sick tapirs.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Rulbonfet.
4. Do not wear gray clothing.
5. Do not skip in public.
Bankanyatt Tagkenfud Bag is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered
otter.
Bankanyatt Tagkenfud Bag created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bankanyatt Tagkenfud Bag, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Bankanyatt Tagkenfud Bag, it will make you grow a tail.
Bankanyatt Tagkenfud Bag's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Bankanyatt Tagkenfud Bag's Holy Commandments1. Never feed grapes to voles while wearing shorts.
2. Run away from magenta gulls, for they are unholy.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.
Yakflapcun is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered
aardvark.
Yakflapcun created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yakflapcun, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Yakflapcun, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Yakflapcun's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Yakflapcun's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Always help pigs in need.
5. Do not commit murder.
Misjigjin is a god.
It takes the form of a large, witless
shrew.
Misjigjin created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Misjigjin, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Misjigjin, it will come to you in dreams.
Misjigjin's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Misjigjin's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair indigo.
2. Never talk about thermodynamics.
3. Never feed strawberries to geese while wearing trousers.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Always wear green.
This instance of God Generator has made 139352 gods since 4/2/2018.
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