Sadkadyamdossjam is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, unjust
otter.
Sadkadyamdossjam created snails four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sadkadyamdossjam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Sadkadyamdossjam, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Sadkadyamdossjam's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Sadkadyamdossjam's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear trousers marked with yellow.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Hide if eight hamsters approach from the north.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
Motkipwip is a god.
She takes the form of a large, grumpy
dingo.
Motkipwip created the cosmos two years ago.
If you believe in
Motkipwip, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Motkipwip, she will curse you with boils.
Motkipwip's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Motkipwip's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
Sterflanhun is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, almighty
giraffe.
Sterflanhun created snails five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sterflanhun, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Sterflanhun, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Sterflanhun's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Sterflanhun's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Sterflanhun loves moths, so they must be respected.
5. Never think about chromosomes.
Fomdossboss is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, bad-tempered
hummingbird.
Fomdossboss created gold five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fomdossboss, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Fomdossboss, it will turn you into a sheep.
Fomdossboss' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Fomdossboss' Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Never wear purple ear rings on sacred days.
3. Fomdossboss must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing kilts.
5. Do not wear rings marked with fawn.
Parkhonvinpas is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, tranquil
bat.
Parkhonvinpas created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Parkhonvinpas, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Parkhonvinpas, it will come to you in dreams.
Parkhonvinpas' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Parkhonvinpas' Holy Commandments1. Do not wear titanium on your body.
2. Always share oranges with strangers, but never with moths.
3. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.
4. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.
5. Never discuss chromosomes in public assemblies.
Flamnadcun is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, tiresome
gnu.
Flamnadcun created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flamnadcun, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Flamnadcun, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Flamnadcun's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Flamnadcun's Holy Commandments1. Always store aubergines above ground.
2. Do not fashion tools from iron.
3. Always treat birds with great respect.
4. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.
5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Flamnadcun in the centre of the settlement.
Negcithatwip is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, benevolent
toad.
Negcithatwip created Africa seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Negcithatwip, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Negcithatwip, he will turn you into a worm.
Negcithatwip's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Negcithatwip's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured tapirs.
2. Put Negcithatwip first in all things.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.
4. Do not dye your hair red.
5. Never gather eight moths in one place.
Nartbidlun is a god.
She takes the form of a large, egotistical
hummingbird.
Nartbidlun created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nartbidlun, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Nartbidlun, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Nartbidlun's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Nartbidlun's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nartbidlun.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Never allow geese to sleep beneath your roof.
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