Himrigtik is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, omnipotent turtle.

Himrigtik created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Himrigtik, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Himrigtik, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Himrigtik's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Himrigtik's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your neck before prayer.

2. Do not name children after monkeys.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

Pomcentig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing cobra.

Pomcentig created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomcentig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pomcentig, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pomcentig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Pomcentig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always act with humility when addressing children.

3. Hide if seven turtles approach from the south.

4. Do not record numbers concerning black holes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

Jonzandod is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, passionate gerbil.

Jonzandod created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jonzandod, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jonzandod, she will remove you from existence.

Jonzandod's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Jonzandod's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Jonzandod loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

Nillnaring is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, compassionate horse.

Nillnaring created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillnaring, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nillnaring, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Nillnaring's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nillnaring's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not resist order.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

Timjapcim is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, loving cat.

Timjapcim created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Timjapcim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Timjapcim, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Timjapcim's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Timjapcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

Gupbossarp is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gupbossarp created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Gupbossarp, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gupbossarp, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gupbossarp's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Gupbossarp's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

4. Always wash your head before prayer.

5. Never look at planets.

Nellfomgar is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented fly.

Nellfomgar created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellfomgar, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nellfomgar, it will turn you into a hamster.

Nellfomgar's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Nellfomgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Do not record signs concerning comets.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near geese while wearing violet scarves and balancing four silicon spheres on your chest.

5. Always treat birds with great respect.

Tapmilnel is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, moody ant.

Tapmilnel created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tapmilnel, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tapmilnel, he will be very unhappy.

Tapmilnel's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tapmilnel's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

2. Do not consume turnips at dawn.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near shrews while wearing fawn kilts.

4. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.

5. Never speak at midnight.