Listrapvilnart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unsympathetic duck.

Listrapvilnart created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Listrapvilnart, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Listrapvilnart, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Listrapvilnart's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Listrapvilnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

3. Do not record names concerning asteroids.

4. Always act with humility when addressing children.

5. You must pray to Listrapvilnart eight times a day.

Cuthunvon is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, boastful armadillo.

Cuthunvon created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuthunvon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cuthunvon, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cuthunvon's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cuthunvon's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not make images of living things.

Gempang Gubvad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable hare.

Gempang Gubvad created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gempang Gubvad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gempang Gubvad, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gempang Gubvad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Gempang Gubvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Never allow goats to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.

Cadfadhad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tranquil cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cadfadhad created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadfadhad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cadfadhad, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cadfadhad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Cadfadhad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray seals for they are unholy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Shun those given to vanity.

4. Do not eat beans.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

Quartrangov is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain warg.

Quartrangov created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quartrangov, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quartrangov, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Quartrangov's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Quartrangov's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention birds.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not prepare peas while wearing shirts.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always help sick frogs.

Farnulgupmip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic owl.

Farnulgupmip created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnulgupmip, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Farnulgupmip, it will refuse to believe in you.

Farnulgupmip's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Farnulgupmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow nematodes to witness sacred rites.

2. Never handle iron while unclean.

3. Do not resist fate.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

Flowyakarf is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unselfish walrus.

Flowyakarf created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowyakarf, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flowyakarf, he will jump up and down on your head.

Flowyakarf's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Flowyakarf's Holy Commandments

1. Flowyakarf must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Worship no other gods but Flowyakarf.

3. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not step barefoot upon orange earth.

Stermanortbugrillgedcumlib is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered donkey.

Stermanortbugrillgedcumlib created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stermanortbugrillgedcumlib, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stermanortbugrillgedcumlib, she will turn you into a hamster.

Stermanortbugrillgedcumlib's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Stermanortbugrillgedcumlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never approach mountains carrying bone.

3. Do not keep five nematodes in a large pit.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.