Panmilsak is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, weak wyrm.

Panmilsak created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Panmilsak, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Panmilsak, she will turn you into a frog.

Panmilsak's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Panmilsak's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Do not place carrots upon stone.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Do not speak about coconuts.

Omtgildubjengep is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, impressive wasp.

Omtgildubjengep created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtgildubjengep, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Omtgildubjengep, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Omtgildubjengep's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Omtgildubjengep's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Never wear violet kilts on sacred days.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never gather nine tortoises in one place.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

Farnjigaf is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humorless frog.

Farnjigaf created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnjigaf, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Farnjigaf, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Farnjigaf's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Farnjigaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Snails are not to be trusted.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

4. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

5. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

Gargebdibbellrenguptargneg Vabvinfad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, amazing seal.

Gargebdibbellrenguptargneg Vabvinfad created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gargebdibbellrenguptargneg Vabvinfad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gargebdibbellrenguptargneg Vabvinfad, it will turn you into a snail.

Gargebdibbellrenguptargneg Vabvinfad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Gargebdibbellrenguptargneg Vabvinfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight mites in a large pit.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Run away from fawn tortoises, for they are unholy.

4. Never touch blood while unclean.

5. Never paint your legs mauve.

Rigtig Febhasfum is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, loving penguin.

Rigtig Febhasfum created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigtig Febhasfum, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Rigtig Febhasfum, he will refuse to believe in you.

Rigtig Febhasfum's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Rigtig Febhasfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not prepare bread while wearing trousers.

4. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

5. Do not wear coats marked with gray.

Mumhatlat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, self-confident gnu.

Mumhatlat created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumhatlat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mumhatlat, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Mumhatlat's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Mumhatlat's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mumhatlat.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Do not hurt gulls.

5. Do not drink alcohol.

Nurlragsab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody wyvern.

Nurlragsab created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Nurlragsab, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nurlragsab, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nurlragsab's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Nurlragsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume spinach at dawn.

2. Always help sick great tits.

3. Erect seven gold sculptures of Nurlragsab on top of important buildings.

4. You must pray to Nurlragsab five times a day.

5. Do not cook food in pots.

Litmumgen Pidvedfarnjincibtanquart is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid newt.

Litmumgen Pidvedfarnjincibtanquart created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Litmumgen Pidvedfarnjincibtanquart, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Litmumgen Pidvedfarnjincibtanquart, she will torture you forever.

Litmumgen Pidvedfarnjincibtanquart's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Litmumgen Pidvedfarnjincibtanquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning moons.

2. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Never wear purple kilts on sacred days.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.