Nilqueegrag is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless
salamander.
Nilqueegrag created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nilqueegrag, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Nilqueegrag, he will think nothing of it.
Nilqueegrag's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.
Nilqueegrag's Holy Commandments1. Heed all portents.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Do not consume figs at dawn.
4. Run away from violet aardvarks, for they are unholy.
5. Always look after injured moths.
Ontcemcuss is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, uncaring
tapir.
Ontcemcuss created energy five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ontcemcuss, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Ontcemcuss, he will turn you into a slug.
Ontcemcuss' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Ontcemcuss' Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Learn five new languages a year.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing ear rings.
Bigkikyim is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful
lizard.
Bigkikyim created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Bigkikyim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Bigkikyim, it will remove you from existence.
Bigkikyim's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Bigkikyim's Holy Commandments1. Always wear plain coats during rituals.
2. Hide from purple geese for they are unholy.
3. Worship no other gods but Bigkikyim.
4. Do not resist balance.
5. Never jump near dolphins.
Lip is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, cheerful
seal.
Lip created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lip, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Lip, he will torture you forever.
Lip's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Lip's Holy Commandments1. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.
2. Never wear turquoise jumpers.
3. Always look after injured tapirs.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.
Jingemvog is a god.
She takes the form of a large, irritating
raccoon.
Jingemvog created a down quark nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Jingemvog, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Jingemvog, she will ignore you and hope you go away.
Jingemvog's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Jingemvog's Holy Commandments1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.
2. Never look at nebulae.
3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Do not shave your neck.
Fitlagyogtarp is a god.
He takes the form of a large, caring
swallow.
Fitlagyogtarp created life three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fitlagyogtarp, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Fitlagyogtarp, he will manifest in front of you.
Fitlagyogtarp's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Fitlagyogtarp's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured sheep.
2. Shun those given to sloth.
3. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.
4. Never write about bacteria.
5. Never wear kilts.
Sabquagcut is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy
hare.
Sabquagcut created a down quark eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sabquagcut, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Sabquagcut, she will turn you into an amoeba.
Sabquagcut's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Sabquagcut's Holy Commandments1. Never think about bacteria.
2. Never allow voles to sleep beneath your roof.
3. Run away if six porpoises approach from the north.
4. Do not fashion tools from silicon.
5. Learn eight new languages a year.
This instance of God Generator has made 117816 gods since 4/2/2018.
Source code available on
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