Ruttcitmap is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise
ant.
Ruttcitmap created silver nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ruttcitmap, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Ruttcitmap, she will be very unhappy.
Ruttcitmap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Ruttcitmap's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.
5. Shun those given to vanity.
Sitbossdum is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, idiotic
butterfly.
Sitbossdum created the universe three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sitbossdum, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Sitbossdum, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Sitbossdum's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Sitbossdum's Holy Commandments1. Always treat horses with great respect.
2. Sitbossdum loves sharks, so they must be respected.
3. Never travel toward the east during winter.
4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.
5. Never wear purple jumpers.
Sansoghin Ciblathan is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever
owl.
Sansoghin Ciblathan created humankind seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sansoghin Ciblathan, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Sansoghin Ciblathan, it will turn you into a rock.
Sansoghin Ciblathan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Sansoghin Ciblathan's Holy Commandments1. Pray only in firelight.
2. Never feed lots of turnips to nematodes while wearing indigo stockings.
3. Always wash your head before prayer.
4. Never wear dresses.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.
Femcudcub is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, witless
cat.
Femcudcub created dark energy four million years ago.
If you believe in
Femcudcub, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Femcudcub, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Femcudcub's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Femcudcub's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Always look after injured snails.
3. Always check lakes for frogs.
4. Never wear purple rings on sacred days.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.
Dunfemtag is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthoughtful
crocodile.
Dunfemtag created a top quark four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dunfemtag, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Dunfemtag, he will boil you in a big pot.
Dunfemtag's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Dunfemtag's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Never mention monkeys.
4. Always count to six before sleeping.
5. Never speak aloud of names.
Kancibbast is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, weak
owl.
Kancibbast created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kancibbast, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Kancibbast, he will be very sad.
Kancibbast's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Kancibbast's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about capybaras.
2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.
3. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Do not shave your hands.
Nellmif is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring
troll.
Nellmif created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nellmif, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Nellmif, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Nellmif's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Nellmif's Holy Commandments1. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.
5. Never skip near ants.
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