Tonkenyart is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane
slug.
Tonkenyart created light six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tonkenyart, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Tonkenyart, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Tonkenyart's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Tonkenyart's Holy Commandments1. Do not prepare coconuts while wearing tights.
2. Never point your head toward the north during prayer.
3. Do not fashion tools from lead.
4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.
5. Do not take Tonkenyart's name in vain.
Renlakgub Mumsomfat is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, temperamental
mongoose.
Renlakgub Mumsomfat created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Renlakgub Mumsomfat, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Renlakgub Mumsomfat, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Renlakgub Mumsomfat's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Renlakgub Mumsomfat's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Never adorn your chest with white markings.
3. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.
4. Do not travel during summer.
5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Renlakgub Mumsomfat in the centre of the settlement.
Rowneldut is a god.
He takes the form of a small, able
ant.
Rowneldut created Africa two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rowneldut, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Rowneldut, he will boil you in a big pot.
Rowneldut's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Rowneldut's Holy Commandments1. Never pray while filled with fear.
2. Never go into magenta rooms.
3. Always obey Rowneldut's priests.
4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
5. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.
Yarldavmidjan is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless
wombat.
Yarldavmidjan created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yarldavmidjan, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Yarldavmidjan, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Yarldavmidjan's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Yarldavmidjan's Holy Commandments1. Never adorn your neck with mauve markings.
2. Never talk about black holes.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Never eat pineapples.
5. Do not speak about carrots.
Vaggovlist is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful
dog.
Vaggovlist created an up quark nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vaggovlist, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Vaggovlist, it will turn you into a sheep.
Vaggovlist's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Vaggovlist's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your face.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Vaggovlist in the centre of the settlement.
4. Never handle nickel while unclean.
5. Never look in ponds.
Yogtarg is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sapient
donkey.
Yogtarg created dark matter four years ago.
If you believe in
Yogtarg, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Yogtarg, it will send two she bears to sort you out.
Yogtarg's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Yogtarg's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.
2. Never travel toward the north during spring.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Worship no other gods but Yogtarg.
5. Always maintain patience during fasting days.
Cuncemyarl is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish
salamander.
Cuncemyarl created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cuncemyarl, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Cuncemyarl, she will destroy your home solar system.
Cuncemyarl's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Cuncemyarl's Holy Commandments1. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.
2. Do not wear yellow clothing.
3. Never feed lots of carrots to whales while wearing indigo coats.
4. Do not resist fate.
5. Do not wear gold on your body.
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