Nellmegnab is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unjust
cow.
Nellmegnab created the Sun three million years ago.
If you believe in
Nellmegnab, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Nellmegnab, she will make you grow a tail.
Nellmegnab's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Nellmegnab's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nellmegnab.
2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
3. Never handle zinc while unclean.
4. Always treat gulls with great respect.
5. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.
Betgonmeg is a god.
It takes the form of a small, vain
chinchilla.
Betgonmeg created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.
If you believe in
Betgonmeg, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Betgonmeg, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Betgonmeg's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Betgonmeg's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Betgonmeg seven times a day.
2. Do not record signs concerning nebulae.
3. Never travel toward the west during autumn.
4. Never chant in the presence of elders.
5. Run away from fawn hamsters, for they are unholy.
Bagzedrak is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, smart
sheep.
Bagzedrak created viruses eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bagzedrak, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Bagzedrak, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Bagzedrak's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Bagzedrak's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Bagzedrak in the centre of the settlement.
2. Do not wear mauve clothing.
3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Never paint your back violet.
Row is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering
hedgehog.
Row created silver five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Row, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Row, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Row's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Row's Holy Commandments1. Learn nine new languages a year.
2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.
3. Run away from brown ants, for they are unholy.
4. Never discuss ribonucleic acid in public assemblies.
5. You must pray to Row five times a day.
Nakponfob is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, flying
skunk.
Nakponfob created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nakponfob, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Nakponfob, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Nakponfob's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Nakponfob's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in green.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Do not prepare lemons while wearing dresses.
4. Never think about dark energy near capybaras while wearing brown shorts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your head.
5. Never write about comets.
Nurtquarting is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, stupid
warg.
Nurtquarting created vertebrates two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nurtquarting, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Nurtquarting, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Nurtquarting's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Nurtquarting's Holy Commandments1. Never write about chromosomes.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Nurtquarting must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Never gather three tortoises in one place.
5. Do not shave your hands.
Dinnatjig is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unsympathetic
wren.
Dinnatjig created Europe five million years ago.
If you believe in
Dinnatjig, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Dinnatjig, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Dinnatjig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Dinnatjig's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Never mix pineapples with water.
4. Never talk about quantum gravity.
5. Eagles are not to be trusted.
Randadhun is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, fast
unicorn.
Randadhun created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.
If you believe in
Randadhun, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Randadhun, he will think nothing of it.
Randadhun's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Randadhun's Holy Commandments1. Remain bowed during prayer.
2. Never mention sharks.
3. Never think ill of sick otters.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Never pray while filled with envy.
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