Ingcepfub is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving raven.

Ingcepfub created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Ingcepfub, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ingcepfub, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ingcepfub's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Ingcepfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

4. Always share lemons with strangers, but never with hamsters.

5. Never go into green rooms.
Bellcindag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring dragon.

Bellcindag created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellcindag, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bellcindag, she will turn you into a snail.

Bellcindag's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bellcindag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown corsets.

2. Never mention dolphins.

3. Do not wear rings marked with gray.

4. Never allow mites to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.
Jonbemjad Logganomin is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, temperamental hippopotamus.

Jonbemjad Logganomin created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jonbemjad Logganomin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jonbemjad Logganomin, he will ignore you.

Jonbemjad Logganomin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Jonbemjad Logganomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare oranges during winter.

2. Jonbemjad Logganomin loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Jonbemjad Logganomin on top of all buildings.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Run away if four voles approach from the south.
Padvilbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a small, omniscient human.

Padvilbaf created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padvilbaf, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Padvilbaf, he will destroy your home planet.

Padvilbaf's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Padvilbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle zinc while unclean.

2. Never write about spacetime.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

5. Never hurt ants.
Padtamtan is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, all-powerful octopus.

Padtamtan created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padtamtan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Padtamtan, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Padtamtan's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Padtamtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Never mention cats.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. Pray only in darkness.
Nullkommin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, overgenerous otter.

Nullkommin created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Nullkommin, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nullkommin, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nullkommin's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Nullkommin's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat lemons on days of mourning.

4. Never stain your back with pink.

5. Never look in ponds.
Gunxentip is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, generous crow.

Gunxentip created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Gunxentip, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gunxentip, he will make you grow a tail.

Gunxentip's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gunxentip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not wear scarves marked with brown.

5. Never feed gooseberries to shrews while wearing corsets.
Lunhamhan is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, passionate lion.

Lunhamhan created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunhamhan, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lunhamhan, it will turn you into a frog.

Lunhamhan's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Lunhamhan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Never point your head toward the east during prayer.

5. Never write about stars.

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