Gemcamgem is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, omnipotent hippopotamus.

Gemcamgem created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemcamgem, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gemcamgem, it will turn you into a hamster.

Gemcamgem's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Gemcamgem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Never laugh in the presence of voles.

4. Never travel toward the south during summer.

5. Always act with purity.
Badgadcadvabbifgan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, smart mongoose.

Badgadcadvabbifgan created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badgadcadvabbifgan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Badgadcadvabbifgan, he will not care.

Badgadcadvabbifgan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Badgadcadvabbifgan's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed gooseberries to squirrels while wearing violet tights.
Cussmitjon is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unfair goose.

Cussmitjon created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussmitjon, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cussmitjon, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cussmitjon's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cussmitjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never feed beans to geese while wearing jumpers.

5. Remain standing during prayer.
Yatabyat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful armadillo.

Yatabyat created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yatabyat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yatabyat, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Yatabyat's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Yatabyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always count to three before sleeping.

3. Always obey Yatabyat's priests.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yatabyat.

5. Never pray while filled with envy.
Barnmonmithamvidsandbep is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, staggering toad.

Barnmonmithamvidsandbep created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barnmonmithamvidsandbep, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Barnmonmithamvidsandbep, it will turn you into a tree.

Barnmonmithamvidsandbep's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Barnmonmithamvidsandbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never feed limes to geese while wearing shoes.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Barnmonmithamvidsandbep loves ducks, so they must be respected.
Hatsasdim is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unfair dragon.

Hatsasdim created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatsasdim, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hatsasdim, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Hatsasdim's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Hatsasdim's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all visions.

2. Never approach rivers carrying ash.

3. Never mark doors with indigo.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.
Tomraplen is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent fox.

Tomraplen created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Tomraplen, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tomraplen, he will jump up and down on your head.

Tomraplen's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Tomraplen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Pray towards the north.
Mobyarlsis is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical weasel.

Mobyarlsis created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobyarlsis, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mobyarlsis, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mobyarlsis' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Mobyarlsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Never laugh in the presence of dogs.

4. Always look after injured doves.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

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