Pondandid is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, confident
hippopotamus.
Pondandid created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pondandid, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Pondandid, it will strike you with lightening.
Pondandid's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Pondandid's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if seven grasshopers approach from the north.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. You must pray to Pondandid three times a day.
4. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.
5. Pray only in darkness.
Hivingnart is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid
finch.
Hivingnart created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hivingnart, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Hivingnart, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Hivingnart's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Hivingnart's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair cyan.
2. Never handle aluminium while unclean.
3. Hivingnart loves gulls, so they must be respected.
4. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.
5. Never think about fluid mechanics near snakes while wearing purple ear rings and balancing five platinum spheres on your head.
Fidyarganyim is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, boastful
naga.
Fidyarganyim created the solar system nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Fidyarganyim, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Fidyarganyim, she will send minions to preach to you.
Fidyarganyim's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Fidyarganyim's Holy Commandments1. Never feed wheat to horses while wearing green shorts.
2. Never look at galaxies.
3. Never write about bacteria.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Never talk about dwarf planets.
Bastmegquam is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring
gorilla.
Bastmegquam created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bastmegquam, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Bastmegquam, he will turn you into an amoeba.
Bastmegquam's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Bastmegquam's Holy Commandments1. Do not study ribonucleic acid on holy days.
2. You must never eat gooseberries.
3. Always help sick dolphins.
4. Worship no other gods but Bastmegquam.
5. Never think about moons.
Xucpodpadgedtigjarn is a god.
It takes the form of a small, clever
manatee.
Xucpodpadgedtigjarn created carbon two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xucpodpadgedtigjarn, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Xucpodpadgedtigjarn, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Xucpodpadgedtigjarn's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Xucpodpadgedtigjarn's Holy Commandments1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Do not gather at towers at dawn.
5. Never speak at dusk.
Cedfabpib is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unfair
crow.
Cedfabpib created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cedfabpib, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Cedfabpib, he will turn you into a slug.
Cedfabpib's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Cedfabpib's Holy Commandments1. Do not place oranges upon stone.
2. Never prepare pineapples during summer.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.
Sagyatbet is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, quiet
octopus.
Sagyatbet created time and space three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sagyatbet, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Sagyatbet, it will manifest in front of you.
Sagyatbet's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Sagyatbet's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. You must never eat lentils.
4. Never fashion tools from wood.
5. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.
Fidwigbat is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omniscient
horse.
Fidwigbat created time and space seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fidwigbat, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Fidwigbat, he will turn you into a puffin.
Fidwigbat's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Fidwigbat's Holy Commandments1. Always wear plain tights during rituals.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Do not prepare figs while wearing dresses.
4. Do not wear jumpers marked with fawn.
5. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.
This instance of God Generator has made 114048 gods since 4/2/2018.
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