Dussxenquag is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, temperamental
goose.
Dussxenquag created gold three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dussxenquag, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Dussxenquag, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Dussxenquag's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Dussxenquag's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Always wash your hands before prayer.
3. Never think about ultrasonics near turtles while wearing turquoise tights and balancing nine silicon spheres on your back.
4. Never chant in the presence of elders.
5. Do not dye your hair magenta.
Teenfonrilwadsit is a god.
He takes the form of a large, blissful
goat.
Teenfonrilwadsit created viruses six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Teenfonrilwadsit, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Teenfonrilwadsit, he will turn you into a small brown duck.
Teenfonrilwadsit's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Teenfonrilwadsit's Holy Commandments1. Never speak aloud of numbers.
2. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.
3. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Heed all signs.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
Bankikarfnel is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, self-confident
goat.
Bankikarfnel created time and space six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bankikarfnel, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Bankikarfnel, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Bankikarfnel's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Bankikarfnel's Holy Commandments1. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.
3. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.
Appratflig is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, narcissistic
chinchilla.
Appratflig created light nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Appratflig, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Appratflig, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Appratflig's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Appratflig's Holy Commandments1. Erect six tin sculptures of Appratflig on top of important buildings.
2. Never talk about frogs.
3. Never go into blue rooms.
4. Never allow swans to sleep beneath your roof.
5. Fast once a month.
Dobpidrig is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing
deer.
Dobpidrig created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dobpidrig, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Dobpidrig, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Dobpidrig's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Dobpidrig's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Dobpidrig's priests.
2. Do not fashion tools from nickel.
3. Never fashion tools from stone.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dobpidrig.
5. Never point your face toward the north during prayer.
Lagafquimdog is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, staggering
pig.
Lagafquimdog created light four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lagafquimdog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Lagafquimdog, it will turn you into a dog.
Lagafquimdog's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Lagafquimdog's Holy Commandments1. Never travel toward the north during autumn.
2. Heed all portents.
3. Lagafquimdog must be the most important thing in your life.
4. You must pray to Lagafquimdog five times a day.
5. Lagafquimdog loves manatees, so they must be respected.
Bodlikfob is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, uncaring
hyena.
Bodlikfob created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bodlikfob, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Bodlikfob, she will attempt to scare you with floods.
Bodlikfob's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Bodlikfob's Holy Commandments1. Always check lakes for frogs.
2. Always wash your arms before prayer.
3. Hide if three hamsters approach from the east.
4. Do not resist chaos.
5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.
Yattzagten Liptenbed is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, loving
hedgehog.
Yattzagten Liptenbed created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yattzagten Liptenbed, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Yattzagten Liptenbed, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Yattzagten Liptenbed's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Yattzagten Liptenbed's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yattzagten Liptenbed.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never fashion tools from clay.
4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
5. Never paint your chest violet.
This instance of God Generator has made 118208 gods since 4/2/2018.
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