Lendusshot is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish
camel.
Lendusshot created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lendusshot, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Lendusshot, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Lendusshot's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Lendusshot's Holy Commandments1. Remain kneeling during prayer.
2. Do not contemplate spacetime during the night.
3. Always act with humility when addressing elders.
4. Always cleanse ash with water.
5. Never talk about electromagnetism near dogs while wearing yellow rings and balancing eight titanium spheres on your back.
Lighinfagquat is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, staggering
fish.
Lighinfagquat created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lighinfagquat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Lighinfagquat, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Lighinfagquat's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Lighinfagquat's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.
2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Never think about ultrasonics near eagles while wearing green scarves and balancing three titanium spheres on your chest.
5. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.
Rownutponcap Nanfigrull is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, slow
wombat.
Rownutponcap Nanfigrull created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rownutponcap Nanfigrull, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Rownutponcap Nanfigrull, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Rownutponcap Nanfigrull's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Rownutponcap Nanfigrull's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Always wear fawn.
3. Never proclaim while facing east.
4. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
Mumfonleg is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring
parrot.
Mumfonleg created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Mumfonleg, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Mumfonleg, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Mumfonleg's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Mumfonleg's Holy Commandments1. Never wear orange stockings on sacred days.
2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.
5. Always count to eight before sleeping.
Lagwiksid is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong
human.
Lagwiksid created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.
If you believe in
Lagwiksid, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Lagwiksid, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Lagwiksid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Lagwiksid's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion tools from lead.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Do not eat melons.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
Febdimboss is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering
mongoose.
Febdimboss created Europe two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Febdimboss, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Febdimboss, it will turn you into a frog.
Febdimboss' most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Febdimboss' Holy Commandments1. Never gather seven otters in one place.
2. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.
3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.
4. Do not wear silver on your body.
5. Never bounce in holy places.
Ominmongebdab Flam is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, witless
warg.
Ominmongebdab Flam created an atom two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ominmongebdab Flam, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Ominmongebdab Flam, he will turn you into a rat.
Ominmongebdab Flam's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Ominmongebdab Flam's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.
3. Never feed onions to ants while wearing kilts.
4. Do not speak about garlic.
5. Feed all hungry swans.
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