Meghenwip is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, narcissistic mole.

Meghenwip created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Meghenwip, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Meghenwip, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Meghenwip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Meghenwip's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Meghenwip in the centre of the settlement.

3. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Meghenwip in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not consume beans at dawn.

5. Never handle copper while unclean.

Quatstipleggoncamgarab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, proud capybara.

Quatstipleggoncamgarab created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quatstipleggoncamgarab, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quatstipleggoncamgarab, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Quatstipleggoncamgarab's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Quatstipleggoncamgarab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume tomatoes at dawn.

2. Do not prepare lentils while filled with fear.

3. Do not sit at forests.

4. Always remove coats before touching tin.

5. You must never eat cherries.

Stafbognig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, fussy goblin.

Stafbognig created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stafbognig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stafbognig, it will turn you into a plant.

Stafbognig's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Stafbognig's Holy Commandments

1. Stafbognig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

4. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

5. Do not place tomatoes upon stone.

Sabjappon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast pigeon.

Sabjappon created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabjappon, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sabjappon, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sabjappon's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Sabjappon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not record signs concerning black holes.

3. You must pray to Sabjappon six times a day.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Never look at asteroids.

Negfunmob Bumveennibkabteenmis is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, boastful owl.

Negfunmob Bumveennibkabteenmis created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negfunmob Bumveennibkabteenmis, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Negfunmob Bumveennibkabteenmis, she will strike you with lightening.

Negfunmob Bumveennibkabteenmis' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Negfunmob Bumveennibkabteenmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

2. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

3. Do not record names concerning galaxies.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Shun those given to cruelty.

Midzakgovdib is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody butterfly.

Midzakgovdib created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Midzakgovdib, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Midzakgovdib, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Midzakgovdib's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Midzakgovdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill cats.

2. Never prepare melons during winter.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never point your feet toward the south during prayer.

5. Never mix coconuts with blood.

Fodarthamgid is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous narwhal.

Fodarthamgid created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodarthamgid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fodarthamgid, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fodarthamgid's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fodarthamgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always store apples above ground.

2. Always cleanse oil with water.

3. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

4. Always count to five before sleeping.

5. Never speak of balance in the presence of elders.

Artvantip is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, astonishing squid.

Artvantip created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Artvantip, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Artvantip, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Artvantip's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Artvantip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.

3. Run away from indigo hamsters, for they are unholy.

4. Always wash your back before prayer.

5. Do not travel during spring.