Wegbogweg is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient
bat.
Wegbogweg created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wegbogweg, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Wegbogweg, she will refuse to believe in you.
Wegbogweg's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Wegbogweg's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak sacred words in summer.
2. Never wear gray stockings.
3. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.
4. Never pray while filled with fear.
5. Remain kneeling during prayer.
Rutbappinkap is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, confident
gorilla.
Rutbappinkap created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rutbappinkap, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Rutbappinkap, she will ignore you.
Rutbappinkap's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Rutbappinkap's Holy Commandments1. Never travel toward the west during spring.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Never talk about birds.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. You must never eat onions.
Ingbissflow is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, calm
monkey.
Ingbissflow created the planet Venus two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ingbissflow, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Ingbissflow, it will send two she bears to sort you out.
Ingbissflow's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Ingbissflow's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.
2. Do not kill mites.
3. Always wash your hands before prayer.
4. Hide from yellow geese for they are unholy.
5. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.
Nartnullhad is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical
mongoose.
Nartnullhad created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nartnullhad, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Nartnullhad, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Nartnullhad's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Nartnullhad's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your feet white.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Never allow snails to witness sacred rites.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Never sit in holy places.
Vaggubjon is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, selfish
zebra.
Vaggubjon created a quark four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vaggubjon, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Vaggubjon, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Vaggubjon's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Vaggubjon's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vaggubjon.
3. Never speak aloud of names.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Always help sick dolphins.
Hogjarncimtapcipmut is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, happy
porpoise.
Hogjarncimtapcipmut created vertebrates three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hogjarncimtapcipmut, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Hogjarncimtapcipmut, it will send you a strongly worded letter.
Hogjarncimtapcipmut's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Hogjarncimtapcipmut's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.
3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
4. Never write about solid mechanics.
5. Never run in the presence of elders.
Kimbun is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, fussy
bear.
Kimbun created an electron four million years ago.
If you believe in
Kimbun, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Kimbun, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Kimbun's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Kimbun's Holy Commandments1. Do not utter prayers while touching zinc.
2. Never gather seven bats near bridges.
3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Kimbun in the centre of the settlement.
4. Never eat nuts on fasting days.
5. Kimbun loves whales, so they must be respected.
This instance of God Generator has made 116000 gods since 4/2/2018.
Source code available on
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