Bophotcad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, caring human.

Bophotcad created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bophotcad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bophotcad, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bophotcad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bophotcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas on fasting days.

2. Never skip near frogs.

3. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.

4. Never mark doors with fawn.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

Wiplinjen is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, benevolent ant.

Wiplinjen created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wiplinjen, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wiplinjen, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Wiplinjen's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Wiplinjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt porpoises.

2. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Never point your head toward the north during prayer.

Stiphapbom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, vain sheep.

Stiphapbom created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stiphapbom, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stiphapbom, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Stiphapbom's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Stiphapbom's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stiphapbom.

2. Never travel toward the north during winter.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Always act with patience.

5. Do not make images of living things.

Didliplarn Sterbatbam is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate armadillo.

Didliplarn Sterbatbam created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Didliplarn Sterbatbam, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Didliplarn Sterbatbam, he will turn you into a plant.

Didliplarn Sterbatbam's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Didliplarn Sterbatbam's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all portents.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Retreat if five badgers approach from the west.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

Sascepkonleg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unjust squid.

Sascepkonleg created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sascepkonleg, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sascepkonleg, it will not care.

Sascepkonleg's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sascepkonleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sascepkonleg.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Hide if four gulls approach from the west.

Babhugcit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, boastful fish.

Babhugcit created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babhugcit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Babhugcit, she will turn you into a snail.

Babhugcit's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Babhugcit's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

3. Never feed pineapples to porpoises while wearing violet dresses.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.

Cenkomnurt is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, sapient centipede.

Cenkomnurt created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Cenkomnurt, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cenkomnurt, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Cenkomnurt's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cenkomnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill squirrels.

2. You must love Cenkomnurt.

3. Never feed lots of pineapples to hamsters while wearing green corsets.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always help mites in need.

Yikcatbatbun is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent jackal.

Yikcatbatbun created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikcatbatbun, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yikcatbatbun, it will laugh at you.

Yikcatbatbun's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Yikcatbatbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

2. Do not kill bats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never mix limes with water.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.