Bogleglit Stigragnar Somkanhub is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent frog.

Bogleglit Stigragnar Somkanhub created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogleglit Stigragnar Somkanhub, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bogleglit Stigragnar Somkanhub, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bogleglit Stigragnar Somkanhub's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bogleglit Stigragnar Somkanhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

2. Always share cherries with strangers, but never with tortoises.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always help squirrels.

5. Do not leap at rivers.

Garbinbestdondoblibjigfub is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody bird.

Garbinbestdondoblibjigfub created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garbinbestdondoblibjigfub, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Garbinbestdondoblibjigfub, she will turn you into a rat.

Garbinbestdondoblibjigfub's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Garbinbestdondoblibjigfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. Do not name children after mice.

Pakkarratcedbag is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, charitable parrot.

Pakkarratcedbag created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pakkarratcedbag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pakkarratcedbag, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pakkarratcedbag's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Pakkarratcedbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant while facing east.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

Teendagbitsugzog is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, charitable gerbil.

Teendagbitsugzog created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teendagbitsugzog, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Teendagbitsugzog, he will turn you into a frog.

Teendagbitsugzog's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Teendagbitsugzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine snakes in a large pit.

2. Never think about optics near badgers while wearing orange tights and balancing five titanium spheres on your feet.

3. Always look after injured nematodes.

4. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

Quagsafgun is a god.

She takes the form of a small, bad-tempered lobster.

Quagsafgun created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Quagsafgun, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quagsafgun, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Quagsafgun's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Quagsafgun's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Quagsafgun.

2. Never touch water while unclean.

3. Never cross mountains at midnight.

4. Never pray while filled with joy.

5. Never mix tomatoes with oil.

Likbissfly is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, moody pig.

Likbissfly created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Likbissfly, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Likbissfly, he will boil you in a big pot.

Likbissfly's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Likbissfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from clay.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Likbissfly.

4. Always act with humility.

5. Never eat bark.

Kenxinshavrowtagrip Lunnuryarp is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, charitable otter.

Kenxinshavrowtagrip Lunnuryarp created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenxinshavrowtagrip Lunnuryarp, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kenxinshavrowtagrip Lunnuryarp, he will turn you into a mole.

Kenxinshavrowtagrip Lunnuryarp's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Kenxinshavrowtagrip Lunnuryarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of balance in the presence of elders.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

3. Never mention pigs.

4. Kenxinshavrowtagrip Lunnuryarp loves doves, so they must be respected.

5. Never pour water over plants.

Flisflabyok is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, dishonest pigeon.

Flisflabyok created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Flisflabyok, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flisflabyok, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flisflabyok's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Flisflabyok's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Flisflabyok must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Hide if seven porpoises approach from the east.