Dapquillham is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tranquil
slug.
Dapquillham created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Dapquillham, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Dapquillham, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Dapquillham's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Dapquillham's Holy Commandments1. Always count to eight before sleeping.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Never pray while filled with anger.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
Higarpbig is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud
tortoise.
Higarpbig created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Higarpbig, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Higarpbig, it will turn you into a mole.
Higarpbig's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Higarpbig's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Never gather seven birds near walls.
3. Never speak aloud of signs.
4. Do not prepare cucumbers while wearing ear rings.
5. Put Higarpbig first in all things.
Bonkgarmighat is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, compassionate
squid.
Bonkgarmighat created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bonkgarmighat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Bonkgarmighat, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Bonkgarmighat's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Bonkgarmighat's Holy Commandments1. Run away if nine goats approach from the north.
2. Never adorn your chest with green markings.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
Manflyog is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, cheerful
crow.
Manflyog created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Manflyog, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Manflyog, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Manflyog's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Manflyog's Holy Commandments1. Always treat whales with great respect.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.
3. Never touch water while unclean.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Never speak aloud of names.
Rillmanpan is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever
wasp.
Rillmanpan created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.
If you believe in
Rillmanpan, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Rillmanpan, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Rillmanpan's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Rillmanpan's Holy Commandments1. Never touch blood while clean.
2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.
3. Remain bowed during prayer.
4. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Never go into cyan rooms.
Monarmhadlag is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, pitiless
mongoose.
Monarmhadlag created time and space five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Monarmhadlag, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Monarmhadlag, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Monarmhadlag's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.
Monarmhadlag's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Remain kneeling during prayer.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Always wash your feet before prayer.
5. Never write about thermodynamics.
Hoghentip is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, smart
hummingbird.
Hoghentip created light nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hoghentip, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Hoghentip, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Hoghentip's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Hoghentip's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never feed lots of strawberries to seals while wearing green rings.
4. Never gather eight hamsters near bridges.
5. Never think about optics near geese while wearing magenta hats and balancing nine zinc spheres on your arms.
Rawvagrutt is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented
horse.
Rawvagrutt created the Milkyway twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Rawvagrutt, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Rawvagrutt, she will turn you into a mouse.
Rawvagrutt's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Rawvagrutt's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Do not fashion tools from silicon.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never pray while filled with fear.
This instance of God Generator has made 111352 gods since 4/2/2018.
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