Loppodhim is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful crab.

Loppodhim created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Loppodhim, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Loppodhim, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Loppodhim's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Loppodhim's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Do not resist order.

4. Do not name children after nematodes.

5. Always store peas above ground.

Zimvadjat is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, selfish sheep.

Zimvadjat created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Zimvadjat, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zimvadjat, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Zimvadjat's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Zimvadjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snails.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never point your arms toward the north during prayer.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.

Ligbinwab is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, amazing elephant.

Ligbinwab created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligbinwab, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ligbinwab, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ligbinwab's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Ligbinwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place wheat upon stone.

2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always remove rings before touching tin.

5. Remain standing during prayer.

Gambanflap is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unselfish warg.

Gambanflap created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Gambanflap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gambanflap, it will turn you into a dog.

Gambanflap's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Gambanflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

2. Never hurt moths.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not cook food in pots.

Bamwipdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing raven.

Bamwipdoss created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamwipdoss, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bamwipdoss, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bamwipdoss' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bamwipdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Bamwipdoss loves geese, so they must be respected.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Never eat green fruit.

Nartlegmot is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless jellyfish.

Nartlegmot created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Nartlegmot, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nartlegmot, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nartlegmot's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nartlegmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Never handle silicon while unclean.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

List is a god.

He takes the form of a small, contented ferret.

List created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in List, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in List, he will turn you into a mole.

List's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

List's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never wear violet corsets.

3. Do not name children after moths.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

Legloplopcid is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow shark.

Legloplopcid created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legloplopcid, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Legloplopcid, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Legloplopcid's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Legloplopcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes on fasting days.

2. Never hurt snails.

3. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Always help badgers in need.