Natdagsagtarp is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet mink.

Natdagsagtarp created dark energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natdagsagtarp, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Natdagsagtarp, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Natdagsagtarp's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Natdagsagtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never handle platinum while unclean.

3. Do not prepare gooseberries while filled with fear.

4. Always treat snails with great respect.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

Nabcungud is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, cheerful wasp.

Nabcungud created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabcungud, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nabcungud, it will destroy your home solar system.

Nabcungud's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Nabcungud's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to geese while wearing rings.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Always store peanuts above ground.

4. Never gather six foxes in one place.

5. Respect your elders.

Fatflaparffonnulflag is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome butterfly.

Fatflaparffonnulflag created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Fatflaparffonnulflag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fatflaparffonnulflag, he will destroy your home planet.

Fatflaparffonnulflag's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fatflaparffonnulflag's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Never feed lots of cherries to sheep while wearing gray corsets.

4. Retreat if six nematodes approach from the south.

5. Do not make images of living things.

Queegbuscab Sidwitort is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish chinchilla.

Queegbuscab Sidwitort created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegbuscab Sidwitort, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Queegbuscab Sidwitort, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Queegbuscab Sidwitort's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Queegbuscab Sidwitort's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention birds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.

4. Always wear plain coats during rituals.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.

Nillrawbumbossombon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, moody wyvern.

Nillrawbumbossombon created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillrawbumbossombon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nillrawbumbossombon, he will destroy your home planet.

Nillrawbumbossombon's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Nillrawbumbossombon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in autumn.

2. Never feed lots of melons to seals while wearing purple skirts.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Nillrawbumbossombon loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

Moncidkembass is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, ruthless hummingbird.

Moncidkembass created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Moncidkembass, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Moncidkembass, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Moncidkembass' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Moncidkembass' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta snakes, for they are unholy.

2. Frogs are not to be trusted.

3. Do not kill porpoises.

4. Do not prepare corn while wearing skirts.

5. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

Vencadgessflap is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, smart unicorn.

Vencadgessflap created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vencadgessflap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vencadgessflap, she will throw large rocks at you.

Vencadgessflap's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Vencadgessflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study deoxyribonucleic acid on holy days.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Hide if nine birds approach from the north.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Always help sick porpoises.

Gonhog Viltipgan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient cobra.

Gonhog Viltipgan created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonhog Viltipgan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gonhog Viltipgan, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gonhog Viltipgan's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gonhog Viltipgan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan squirrels, for they are unholy.

2. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

3. Do not keep three badgers in a large pit.

4. Never prepare onions during autumn.

5. Never eat bark.