Bophadlad is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, narcissistic
wasp.
Bophadlad created the solar system four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bophadlad, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Bophadlad, he will make you grow a tail.
Bophadlad's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Bophadlad's Holy Commandments1. Always maintain humility during fasting days.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
Stafquaffon is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, confident
fairy.
Stafquaffon created time and space four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stafquaffon, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Stafquaffon, she will turn you into a tree.
Stafquaffon's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Stafquaffon's Holy Commandments1. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.
2. Never think about solid mechanics near otters while wearing violet tights and balancing five silicon spheres on your head.
3. Do not wear coats marked with fawn.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Never allow turtles to sleep beneath your roof.
Pib is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, overgenerous
monkey.
Pib created everything that exists two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pib, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Pib, he will turn you into a small brown duck.
Pib's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Pib's Holy Commandments1. Never eat corn on fasting days.
2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Always look after injured goats.
5. Never allow frogs to witness sacred rites.
Ortrutgig is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, unthoughtful
mink.
Ortrutgig created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ortrutgig, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Ortrutgig, it will throw large rocks at you.
Ortrutgig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Ortrutgig's Holy Commandments1. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.
2. Hide if six frogs approach from the west.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Never speak aloud of names.
5. Always take life seriously.
Tarpquillbonk is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful
mink.
Tarpquillbonk created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tarpquillbonk, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Tarpquillbonk, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Tarpquillbonk's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Tarpquillbonk's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Do not dye your hair white.
3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Do not eat turnips.
Rullbodsag is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, wise
slug.
Rullbodsag created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rullbodsag, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Rullbodsag, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Rullbodsag's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Rullbodsag's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.
2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Rullbodsag in the centre of the settlement.
3. Do not kill tortoises.
4. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
Gebmonxembep is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, resourceful
porpoise.
Gebmonxembep created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gebmonxembep, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Gebmonxembep, he will turn you into a plant.
Gebmonxembep's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Gebmonxembep's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Feed all hungry horses.
3. You must love Gebmonxembep.
4. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Never stain your arms with brown.
Barn Sawventof Fonparkgut is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, loving
hare.
Barn Sawventof Fonparkgut created the solar system four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Barn Sawventof Fonparkgut, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Barn Sawventof Fonparkgut, she will send you a strongly worded letter.
Barn Sawventof Fonparkgut's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Barn Sawventof Fonparkgut's Holy Commandments1. Never think about eukaryotes.
2. Worship no other gods but Barn Sawventof Fonparkgut.
3. Do not prepare limes while wearing shorts.
4. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.
5. Always take life seriously.
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