Libkamjap is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omniscient duck.

Libkamjap created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libkamjap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Libkamjap, he will try to impress you with trees.

Libkamjap's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Libkamjap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Never gather seven birds in one place.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Libkamjap.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never think about dark energy near snails while wearing pink kilts and balancing five lead spheres on your face.

Nellikwotfedloopyog is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful gnu.

Nellikwotfedloopyog created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellikwotfedloopyog, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nellikwotfedloopyog, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nellikwotfedloopyog's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nellikwotfedloopyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

Teen is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, pitiless raven.

Teen created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Teen, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Teen, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Teen's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Teen's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Teen.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Teen.

3. Do not gather at walls at dawn.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not contemplate dark energy during the night.

Wotkimhot is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, smart squid.

Wotkimhot created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Wotkimhot, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wotkimhot, he will turn you into a dog.

Wotkimhot's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Wotkimhot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Wotkimhot in the centre of the settlement.

2. Wotkimhot loves badgers, so they must be respected.

3. Never pray while filled with anger.

4. Never stain your neck with cyan.

5. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

Lityakstan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, clever owl.

Lityakstan created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lityakstan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lityakstan, she will throw large rocks at you.

Lityakstan's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Lityakstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from wood.

2. Never feed gooseberries to horses while wearing yellow rings.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always remove trousers before entering holy places.

Yamdav is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental bee.

Yamdav created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamdav, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yamdav, it will send you a sign.

Yamdav's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Yamdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never sprint in the presence of frogs.

4. Never whisper while facing north.

5. Do not prepare bread while filled with pride.

Pondimmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced fox.

Pondimmeg created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pondimmeg, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pondimmeg, she will destroy your home solar system.

Pondimmeg's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Pondimmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick foxes.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Never wear red trousers on sacred days.

4. Never remain bowed at dawn.

5. Never write about moons.

Gundusswit Sabtendidlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, amazing swan.

Gundusswit Sabtendidlarp created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gundusswit Sabtendidlarp, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gundusswit Sabtendidlarp, he will turn you into a worm.

Gundusswit Sabtendidlarp's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Gundusswit Sabtendidlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gundusswit Sabtendidlarp's name in vain.

2. Never hurt tapirs.

3. Do not hurt goats.

4. Never allow horses to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.