Dodsismin is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, sapient grasshopper.

Dodsismin created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dodsismin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dodsismin, she will try to impress you with trees.

Dodsismin's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Dodsismin's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not speak about parsnips.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

4. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.

5. Do not name children after dogs.

Xucklamgad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing alligator.

Xucklamgad created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Xucklamgad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xucklamgad, she will torture you forever.

Xucklamgad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Xucklamgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Never eat cherries on days of mourning.

3. Always wash your chest before prayer.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Do not covet oxen.

Dissnullpin is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, weak cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dissnullpin created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissnullpin, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dissnullpin, she will not invite you to parties.

Dissnullpin's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Dissnullpin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Always help sharks in need.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. You must pray to Dissnullpin eight times a day.

Boglanlun is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever camel.

Boglanlun created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boglanlun, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Boglanlun, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Boglanlun's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Boglanlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume parsnips at dawn.

2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Never feed limes to badgers while wearing purple shoes.

Kannursan is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, staggering crocodile.

Kannursan created Europe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kannursan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kannursan, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kannursan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Kannursan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Do not wear tights marked with orange.

3. You must love Kannursan.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never allow monkeys to sleep beneath your roof.

Damtarlin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent pig.

Damtarlin created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Damtarlin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Damtarlin, she will torture you forever.

Damtarlin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Damtarlin's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to sloth.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never feed lots of tomatoes to porpoises while wearing red scarves.

5. Never wear purple stockings.

Metyikjen is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful capybara.

Metyikjen created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metyikjen, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Metyikjen, she will remove you from existence.

Metyikjen's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Metyikjen's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Metyikjen.

2. Do not keep five geese in a large pit.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Do not commit murder.

Mobominboss is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, almighty tapir.

Mobominboss created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobominboss, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mobominboss, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Mobominboss' most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Mobominboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

4. Do not keep eight ants in a large pit.

5. Always help bats.