Fabhubhak Pakweegar is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable hedgehog.

Fabhubhak Pakweegar created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabhubhak Pakweegar, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fabhubhak Pakweegar, he will jump up and down on your head.

Fabhubhak Pakweegar's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fabhubhak Pakweegar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about coconuts.

2. Do not hurt snakes.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Never paint your legs red.

Negcisskabbonbit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited weasel.

Negcisskabbonbit created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negcisskabbonbit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Negcisskabbonbit, it will not care at all.

Negcisskabbonbit's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Negcisskabbonbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never paint your head turquoise.

3. Do not consume coconuts at dawn.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

Bamfag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent crow.

Bamfag created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamfag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bamfag, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bamfag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bamfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Do not gather at bridges at dusk.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

Govquatwot Tailfobjam is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, conceited shrew.

Govquatwot Tailfobjam created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Govquatwot Tailfobjam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Govquatwot Tailfobjam, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Govquatwot Tailfobjam's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Govquatwot Tailfobjam's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Govquatwot Tailfobjam loves foxes, so they must be respected.

3. Remain standing during prayer.

4. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

5. Put Govquatwot Tailfobjam first in all things.

Flagcetzak is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, merciless deer.

Flagcetzak created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagcetzak, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flagcetzak, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flagcetzak's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Flagcetzak's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not place peanuts upon stone.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. Always act with purity.

Higloop is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, almighty wombat.

Higloop created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higloop, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Higloop, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Higloop's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Higloop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Higloop on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Never think ill of sick ducks.

4. Higloop loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Never speak at midday.

Badminhubstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, narcissistic turtle.

Badminhubstaf created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Badminhubstaf, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Badminhubstaf, she will remove you from existence.

Badminhubstaf's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Badminhubstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn eagles for they are unholy.

2. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

3. Always store peanuts above ground.

4. Do not jump at forests.

5. Never play with disobedient children.

Badsatcat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, tiresome wren.

Badsatcat created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badsatcat, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Badsatcat, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Badsatcat's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Badsatcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight sheep in a large pit.

2. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.

3. Always remove kilts before touching nickel.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.