Arfcapham Yartontarp is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, generous
swallow.
Arfcapham Yartontarp created Mount Everest three million years ago.
If you believe in
Arfcapham Yartontarp, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Arfcapham Yartontarp, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Arfcapham Yartontarp's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Arfcapham Yartontarp's Holy Commandments1. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.
3. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Never go into purple rooms.
Zogsakgom is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, overgenerous
parrot.
Zogsakgom created the planet Earth nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Zogsakgom, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Zogsakgom, he will send two she bears to sort you out.
Zogsakgom's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Zogsakgom's Holy Commandments1. Do not gather at doors at midnight.
2. Never think about optics.
3. Pray only in firelight.
4. Do not wear zinc on your body.
5. Never eat bark.
Lipgessfas is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, vain
warg.
Lipgessfas created water five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Lipgessfas, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Lipgessfas, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Lipgessfas' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Lipgessfas' Holy Commandments1. Always check lakes for frogs.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Do not travel during autumn.
4. Erect three copper sculptures of Lipgessfas on top of important buildings.
5. Do not fashion tools from carbon.
Betsigmidhotwigyakxuc is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, boastful
chicken.
Betsigmidhotwigyakxuc created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Betsigmidhotwigyakxuc, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Betsigmidhotwigyakxuc, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Betsigmidhotwigyakxuc's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Betsigmidhotwigyakxuc's Holy Commandments1. Never remain kneeling at dusk.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Betsigmidhotwigyakxuc in the centre of the settlement.
4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.
5. Never gather nine squirrels near towers.
Femhiv is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing
naga.
Femhiv created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Femhiv, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Femhiv, she will strike you with lightening.
Femhiv's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Femhiv's Holy Commandments1. Never mix figs with oil.
2. Never feed lots of rice to cats while wearing pink rings.
3. Do not kill doves.
4. Never talk about quantum gravity.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
Bumstipstaf is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, smart
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Bumstipstaf created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bumstipstaf, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Bumstipstaf, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Bumstipstaf's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Bumstipstaf's Holy Commandments1. Never jump in spring.
2. Never adorn your head with red markings.
3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.
4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.
5. Do not fashion tools from lead.
Kikfon is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, proud
dog.
Kikfon created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kikfon, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Kikfon, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Kikfon's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Kikfon's Holy Commandments1. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.
2. Do not hurt swans.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.
5. Always treat doves with great respect.
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