Quartliglib is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, duplicitous
crow.
Quartliglib created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quartliglib, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Quartliglib, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Quartliglib's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Quartliglib's Holy Commandments1. Put Quartliglib first in all things.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Run away from indigo goats, for they are unholy.
4. Do not travel during autumn.
5. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.
Gatyarptif is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring
coyote.
Gatyarptif created the planet Saturn three million years ago.
If you believe in
Gatyarptif, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Gatyarptif, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Gatyarptif's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Gatyarptif's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Do not wear white clothing.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Do not hurt doves.
Omintadkop is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, moody
newt.
Omintadkop created Asia three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Omintadkop, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Omintadkop, she will turn you into a duck.
Omintadkop's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Omintadkop's Holy Commandments1. Never speak aloud of signs.
2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.
3. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Omintadkop in the centre of the settlement.
4. Always remove ear rings before touching silver.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
Joptanshavdit is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, self-assured
finch.
Joptanshavdit created dark energy nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Joptanshavdit, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Joptanshavdit, it will destroy your favourite star.
Joptanshavdit's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Joptanshavdit's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.
2. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.
3. Never think about dark matter.
4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near otters while wearing brown trousers and balancing six tin spheres on your chest.
5. Never talk about fire.
Bamgetkom Gubwegkad is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, uncaring
shark.
Bamgetkom Gubwegkad created oxygen twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Bamgetkom Gubwegkad, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Bamgetkom Gubwegkad, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Bamgetkom Gubwegkad's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Bamgetkom Gubwegkad's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Heed all portents.
3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Never adorn your arms with violet markings.
5. Never stain your head with green.
Limcudfat is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, strong
walrus.
Limcudfat created a strange quark two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Limcudfat, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Limcudfat, he will turn you into a worm.
Limcudfat's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Limcudfat's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about special relativity near capybaras while wearing violet trousers and balancing eight iron spheres on your hands.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Do not kill voles.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Do not eat peas.
Sanquartgud is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, passionate
capybara.
Sanquartgud created a photon twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Sanquartgud, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Sanquartgud, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Sanquartgud's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Sanquartgud's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing red boots and balancing eight lead spheres on your arms.
5. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.
Yatquafgat is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, loving
yak.
Yatquafgat created snails six million years ago.
If you believe in
Yatquafgat, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Yatquafgat, she will remove you from existence.
Yatquafgat's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Yatquafgat's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.
3. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.
4. Never remain prostrate at dusk.
5. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.
This instance of God Generator has made 120496 gods since 4/2/2018.
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