Rulnuttlap Mobquatsabtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, strong toad.

Rulnuttlap Mobquatsabtaf created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rulnuttlap Mobquatsabtaf, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rulnuttlap Mobquatsabtaf, he will turn you into a dog.

Rulnuttlap Mobquatsabtaf's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Rulnuttlap Mobquatsabtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove scarves before entering holy places.

2. Remain bowed during prayer.

3. Always remove jumpers before touching platinum.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

Pasbepget is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful mink.

Pasbepget created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasbepget, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pasbepget, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pasbepget's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Pasbepget's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix gooseberries with blood.

2. Pasbepget loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Always treat foxes with great respect.

5. You must love Pasbepget.

Bumrankam is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective walrus.

Bumrankam created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumrankam, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bumrankam, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Bumrankam's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bumrankam's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bumrankam.

2. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

3. Bumrankam loves moths, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never adorn your hands with cyan markings.

Fonyattdad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, impressive wyrm.

Fonyattdad created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonyattdad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fonyattdad, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fonyattdad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fonyattdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not fashion tools from zinc.

Govsagced is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, moody tortoise.

Govsagced created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govsagced, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Govsagced, she will turn you into a tree.

Govsagced's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Govsagced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during spring.

2. Never gather eight swans near bridges.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Never leap in the presence of elders.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.

Stragnartzan is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, charitable fox.

Stragnartzan created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragnartzan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stragnartzan, she will destroy your home planet.

Stragnartzan's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Stragnartzan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

2. Never point your back toward the east during prayer.

3. Feed all hungry ants.

4. Never leap in summer.

5. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

Wigbamtof is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, selfish toad.

Wigbamtof created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigbamtof, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wigbamtof, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wigbamtof's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Wigbamtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven great tits in a large pit.

2. Always obey Wigbamtof's priests.

3. Do not record signs concerning stars.

4. Always count to nine before sleeping.

5. Do not eat turnips.

Pignegflab is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, stupid wyvern.

Pignegflab created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pignegflab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pignegflab, it will cry a lot.

Pignegflab's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Pignegflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never gather nine rats in one place.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never stain your arms with black.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.