Talquaglarg is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate
raven.
Talquaglarg created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Talquaglarg, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Talquaglarg, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Talquaglarg's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Talquaglarg's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Never look at dwarf planets.
4. Do not wear platinum on your body.
5. Never think about ultrasonics.
Parkjadbot is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, emotional
hare.
Parkjadbot created humanity three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Parkjadbot, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Parkjadbot, he will send you a strongly worded letter.
Parkjadbot's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Parkjadbot's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
4. Never feed cucumbers to sheep while wearing violet shirts.
5. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.
Arpgemgem is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid
frog.
Arpgemgem created a top quark four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Arpgemgem, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Arpgemgem, he will destroy your favourite star.
Arpgemgem's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Arpgemgem's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
2. Always wear fawn.
3. Never mention snails.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Do not dye your hair purple.
Doggomloop is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud
gnu.
Doggomloop created matter five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Doggomloop, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Doggomloop, it will turn you into a mouse.
Doggomloop's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Doggomloop's Holy Commandments1. Never adorn your chest with red markings.
2. Never mix figs with ash.
3. Never stain your hands with green.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Do not make images of living things.
Gumtifkam is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful
beaver.
Gumtifkam created light twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Gumtifkam, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Gumtifkam, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Gumtifkam's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Gumtifkam's Holy Commandments1. Never think about ultrasonics near dolphins while wearing mauve dresses and balancing three copper spheres on your feet.
2. Never fashion tools from stone.
3. Do not wear kilts marked with gray.
4. Never leap near seals.
5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.
Arngemtam is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, moody
donkey.
Arngemtam created Europe three million years ago.
If you believe in
Arngemtam, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Arngemtam, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Arngemtam's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Arngemtam's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Never leap in holy places.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.
4. Arngemtam loves gulls, so they must be honoured.
5. Never wear orange corsets on sacred days.
This instance of God Generator has made 120208 gods since 4/2/2018.
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