Popdibgep is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, competent sheep.

Popdibgep created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Popdibgep, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Popdibgep, it will be mildly annoyed.

Popdibgep's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Popdibgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tapirs.

2. Never fashion tools from clay.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.

Donbellgub is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unsympathetic squirrel.

Donbellgub created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donbellgub, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Donbellgub, he will not invite you to parties.

Donbellgub's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Donbellgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight horses in a large pit.

2. Donbellgub loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not travel during summer.

Vidripbad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, confident tapir.

Vidripbad created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidripbad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vidripbad, it will not invite you to parties.

Vidripbad's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Vidripbad's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Never cross mountains at midnight.

3. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Shun those given to greed.

Zaktimsin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered bat.

Zaktimsin created viruses seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zaktimsin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zaktimsin, she will turn you into a rock.

Zaktimsin's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Zaktimsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Hide from turquoise sharks for they are unholy.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

Yamlamomin Gengunnel is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witless manatee.

Yamlamomin Gengunnel created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamlamomin Gengunnel, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yamlamomin Gengunnel, he will turn you into a sheep.

Yamlamomin Gengunnel's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Yamlamomin Gengunnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.

2. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

3. Always share lentils with strangers, but never with whales.

4. Put Yamlamomin Gengunnel first in all things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

Budsugdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, irritating owl.

Budsugdoss created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budsugdoss, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Budsugdoss, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Budsugdoss' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Budsugdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of chaos in the presence of children.

2. Do not gather at bridges at dusk.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.

Hakcutguparm is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful dragon.

Hakcutguparm created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Hakcutguparm, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hakcutguparm, it will make you grow a tail.

Hakcutguparm's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Hakcutguparm's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Always share coconuts with strangers, but never with mites.

5. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

Botgebflis is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating seal.

Botgebflis created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botgebflis, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Botgebflis, she will turn you into a plant.

Botgebflis' most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Botgebflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.

3. Put Botgebflis first in all things.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

5. Never play with disobedient children.