Jabbutbapflowjangigjip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humorless bee.

Jabbutbapflowjangigjip created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabbutbapflowjangigjip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jabbutbapflowjangigjip, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jabbutbapflowjangigjip's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Jabbutbapflowjangigjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear jumpers marked with brown.

2. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

5. Never touch ash while tainted.

Bignulged is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, narcissistic whale.

Bignulged created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bignulged, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bignulged, it will turn you into a slug.

Bignulged's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bignulged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Never point your chest toward the north during prayer.

5. Put Bignulged first in all things.

Bograngov Hubrapyarpkik is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humorless bird.

Bograngov Hubrapyarpkik created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bograngov Hubrapyarpkik, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bograngov Hubrapyarpkik, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bograngov Hubrapyarpkik's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bograngov Hubrapyarpkik's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Always count to three before sleeping.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.

Mipjap Mipbopnib is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, cheerful porpoise.

Mipjap Mipbopnib created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipjap Mipbopnib, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mipjap Mipbopnib, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Mipjap Mipbopnib's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Mipjap Mipbopnib's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always treat gulls with great respect.

3. Always obey Mipjap Mipbopnib's priests.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Never sing near foxes.

Cisswonwan is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil hummingbird.

Cisswonwan created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Cisswonwan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cisswonwan, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cisswonwan's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Cisswonwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

3. You must love Cisswonwan.

4. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

Yamnarlham is a god.

It takes the form of a small, merciless coyote.

Yamnarlham created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamnarlham, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yamnarlham, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Yamnarlham's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Yamnarlham's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve boots on sacred days.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Always look after injured aardvarks.

5. Hide if nine birds approach from the east.

Vabfublarp is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful guinea pig.

Vabfublarp created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Vabfublarp, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vabfublarp, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Vabfublarp's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Vabfublarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.

2. Never allow badgers to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

Wonmitcid is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, dishonest faun.

Wonmitcid created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonmitcid, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wonmitcid, it will curse you with boils.

Wonmitcid's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Wonmitcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

2. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

3. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Always cleanse water with water.