Ditvidquill is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, blissful
tortoise.
Ditvidquill created an atom eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ditvidquill, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Ditvidquill, she will laugh at you.
Ditvidquill's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Ditvidquill's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair orange.
2. Put Ditvidquill first in all things.
3. Never remain kneeling at midnight.
4. Never go into gray rooms.
5. Never prepare apples during summer.
Arffodgessbus is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, passionate
wasp.
Arffodgessbus created humanity two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Arffodgessbus, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Arffodgessbus, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Arffodgessbus' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Arffodgessbus' Holy Commandments1. Never gather three voles near wells.
2. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.
3. Never sprint in the presence of elders.
4. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.
5. Pray only in darkness.
Ortdonten Kadhugwat is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, grumpy
dugong.
Ortdonten Kadhugwat created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ortdonten Kadhugwat, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Ortdonten Kadhugwat, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Ortdonten Kadhugwat's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Ortdonten Kadhugwat's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.
3. Always count to nine before sleeping.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Never allow manatees to witness sacred rites.
Sadgabtaf is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, moody
hippopotamus.
Sadgabtaf created a photon five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sadgabtaf, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Sadgabtaf, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Sadgabtaf's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Sadgabtaf's Holy Commandments1. Sadgabtaf loves frogs, so they must be honoured.
2. Never speak aloud of numbers.
3. Never feed grapes to badgers while wearing shorts.
4. Do not place rice upon stone.
5. Never eat green fruit.
Spaglarnceb is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, ill-tempered
centipede.
Spaglarnceb created light eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Spaglarnceb, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Spaglarnceb, it will turn you into a blue tit.
Spaglarnceb's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Spaglarnceb's Holy Commandments1. Hide from green manatees for they are unholy.
2. You must pray to Spaglarnceb four times a day.
3. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.
4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Spaglarnceb.
Safyarpdid is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous
camel.
Safyarpdid created a photon eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Safyarpdid, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Safyarpdid, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Safyarpdid's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Safyarpdid's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about chromosomes.
2. Never write about moons.
3. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.
4. Never pray while filled with joy.
5. Never point your arms toward the east during prayer.
Bomqueegzen Ortbapduss is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, loving
capybara.
Bomqueegzen Ortbapduss created snails seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bomqueegzen Ortbapduss, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Bomqueegzen Ortbapduss, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Bomqueegzen Ortbapduss' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Bomqueegzen Ortbapduss' Holy Commandments1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.
2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near birds while wearing white corsets and balancing seven lead spheres on your head.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Learn five new languages a year.
5. Always help frogs in need.
This instance of God Generator has made 116232 gods since 4/2/2018.
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