Likdibfigjiglim is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-powerful deer.

Likdibfigjiglim created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likdibfigjiglim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Likdibfigjiglim, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Likdibfigjiglim's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Likdibfigjiglim's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never feed lots of carrots to hamsters while wearing cyan scarves.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

Sanloopxen is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, loving frog.

Sanloopxen created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanloopxen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sanloopxen, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sanloopxen's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Sanloopxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

Ranflystan is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, slow rhinoceros.

Ranflystan created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranflystan, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ranflystan, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ranflystan's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Ranflystan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured great tits.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Never think about chromosomes.

Rigcarbin is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, narcissistic wren.

Rigcarbin created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Rigcarbin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rigcarbin, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rigcarbin's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Rigcarbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Do not hurt gulls.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

Rowgigpark is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, ill-tempered lobster.

Rowgigpark created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowgigpark, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rowgigpark, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rowgigpark's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Rowgigpark's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rowgigpark.

2. Never think about dark energy near porpoises while wearing turquoise skirts and balancing five nickel spheres on your hands.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help dogs.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

Gudbapliping is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, boastful tortoise.

Gudbapliping created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudbapliping, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gudbapliping, it will turn you into a puffin.

Gudbapliping's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gudbapliping's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gudbapliping first in all things.

2. Never think ill of sick turtles.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Gudbapliping must be the most important thing in your life.

Arnfumwan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient lion.

Arnfumwan created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Arnfumwan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Arnfumwan, she will destroy your home solar system.

Arnfumwan's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Arnfumwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Erect seven gold sculptures of Arnfumwan on top of important buildings.

Lapstiktabbed is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, capable fox.

Lapstiktabbed created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lapstiktabbed, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lapstiktabbed, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Lapstiktabbed's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Lapstiktabbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins in need.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never wear pink jumpers.

5. Do not speak about peas.