Quafboglat Fosscepnatlenwiktailhakfed is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome centaur.

Quafboglat Fosscepnatlenwiktailhakfed created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafboglat Fosscepnatlenwiktailhakfed, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Quafboglat Fosscepnatlenwiktailhakfed, she will refuse to believe in you.

Quafboglat Fosscepnatlenwiktailhakfed's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Quafboglat Fosscepnatlenwiktailhakfed's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Quafboglat Fosscepnatlenwiktailhakfed in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.

4. You must love Quafboglat Fosscepnatlenwiktailhakfed.

5. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

Busgadont is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, generous goat.

Busgadont created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busgadont, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Busgadont, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Busgadont's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Busgadont's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix turnips with blood.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Always help sick snakes.

5. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

Garsidhog is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, clever eagle.

Garsidhog created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garsidhog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Garsidhog, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Garsidhog's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Garsidhog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never hurt gulls.

3. Run away if three bats approach from the east.

4. Always store tomatoes above ground.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.

Quimhantim is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered beaver.

Quimhantim created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Quimhantim, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quimhantim, it will throw large rocks at you.

Quimhantim's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Quimhantim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Run away from green birds, for they are unholy.

5. Never travel toward the east during summer.

Wadnarlged is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish hydra.

Wadnarlged created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Wadnarlged, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wadnarlged, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wadnarlged's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Wadnarlged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Always store lemons above ground.

3. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

4. You must pray to Wadnarlged eight times a day.

5. Never talk about cell theory.

Zagomtkan is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, boastful fairy.

Zagomtkan created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagomtkan, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zagomtkan, he will jump up and down on your head.

Zagomtkan's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Zagomtkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about birds.

2. Hide if six shrews approach from the south.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

5. Never talk about fire.

Pagsakbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying wombat.

Pagsakbonk created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagsakbonk, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pagsakbonk, she will turn you into a frog.

Pagsakbonk's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Pagsakbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four grasshopers approach from the north.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. You must pray to Pagsakbonk three times a day.

4. Never fashion tools from bone.

5. Never bounce in holy places.

Nangetfut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish bird.

Nangetfut created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Nangetfut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nangetfut, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nangetfut's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Nangetfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries on holy days.

2. Never gather six snakes in one place.

3. Feed all hungry doves.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.

5. Never jump in the presence of pigs.