Betzensan is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, deceitful bee.

Betzensan created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betzensan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Betzensan, she will send minions to preach to you.

Betzensan's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Betzensan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare lemons while filled with anger.

2. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

3. Never fashion tools from stone.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.

Gamfidfon is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, boastful pig.

Gamfidfon created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamfidfon, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gamfidfon, she will cry a lot.

Gamfidfon's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gamfidfon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red mice, for they are unholy.

2. Always wash your back before prayer.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

Sithinjadgut is a god.

She takes the form of a small, ill-tempered crane.

Sithinjadgut created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sithinjadgut, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sithinjadgut, she will turn you into a slug.

Sithinjadgut's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sithinjadgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Never gather eight doves near wells.

4. Never think ill of sick swans.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

Febbimpasrowxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, almighty parrot.

Febbimpasrowxuck created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febbimpasrowxuck, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Febbimpasrowxuck, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Febbimpasrowxuck's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Febbimpasrowxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing priests.

2. Always help ants in need.

3. Never chant in the presence of gulls.

4. Do not resist fate.

5. Do not keep nine pigs in a large pit.

Buscadbon Femrutcabpantarg is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, tiresome donkey.

Buscadbon Femrutcabpantarg created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Buscadbon Femrutcabpantarg, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Buscadbon Femrutcabpantarg, he will send minions to preach to you.

Buscadbon Femrutcabpantarg's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Buscadbon Femrutcabpantarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Buscadbon Femrutcabpantarg on top of important buildings.

5. Run away from violet gulls, for they are unholy.

Tapbepsisdobbinbad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, amazing dugong.

Tapbepsisdobbinbad created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tapbepsisdobbinbad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tapbepsisdobbinbad, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tapbepsisdobbinbad's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Tapbepsisdobbinbad's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snails.

2. Never feed onions to shrews while wearing dresses.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never remain kneeling at midnight.

5. Never bounce in the presence of elders.

Tanlamligorttalappnegkan is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful grasshopper.

Tanlamligorttalappnegkan created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanlamligorttalappnegkan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tanlamligorttalappnegkan, she will not care.

Tanlamligorttalappnegkan's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Tanlamligorttalappnegkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peanuts.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

4. Never mix tomatoes with ash.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.

Quafquillab Bopafcit is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able centaur.

Quafquillab Bopafcit created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Quafquillab Bopafcit, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Quafquillab Bopafcit, he will curse you with boils.

Quafquillab Bopafcit's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Quafquillab Bopafcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with joy.

2. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never proclaim while facing north.

5. Never cross mountains at dawn.