Dunboncab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient jackal.

Dunboncab created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Dunboncab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dunboncab, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dunboncab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dunboncab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon fawn earth.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not keep five foxes in a large pit.

4. Never hurt tortoises.

5. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.

Fomdabpin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, amazing bat.

Fomdabpin created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomdabpin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fomdabpin, she will think nothing of it.

Fomdabpin's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fomdabpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record signs concerning black holes.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Always obey Fomdabpin's priests.

5. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

Rowpassitbom is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, astonishing finch.

Rowpassitbom created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rowpassitbom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rowpassitbom, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rowpassitbom's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Rowpassitbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain kneeling at midday.

2. Hide from purple dolphins for they are unholy.

3. Remain bowed during prayer.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Rowpassitbom loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

Mithentom is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, selfish narwhal.

Mithentom created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mithentom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mithentom, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mithentom's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Mithentom's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near sharks while wearing violet rings.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Pray towards the north.

Abmabcab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, irritating pig.

Abmabcab created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abmabcab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Abmabcab, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Abmabcab's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Abmabcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always wash your neck before prayer.

4. Never leap in autumn.

5. Feed all hungry geese.

Nillarnjin is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, generous slug.

Nillarnjin created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillarnjin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nillarnjin, it will turn you into a frog.

Nillarnjin's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Nillarnjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Nillarnjin loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.

Tipwoddad is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, resourceful raven.

Tipwoddad created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipwoddad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tipwoddad, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tipwoddad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tipwoddad's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight badgers in one place.

2. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

3. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not consume apples at dawn.

Stanwipmob is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, awesome dugong.

Stanwipmob created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Stanwipmob, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stanwipmob, he will make you grow a tail.

Stanwipmob's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Stanwipmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

2. Always store melons above ground.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.