Yimpibpitbig is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, grumpy
rhinoceros.
Yimpibpitbig created the cosmos seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yimpibpitbig, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Yimpibpitbig, she will turn you into a hamster.
Yimpibpitbig's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Yimpibpitbig's Holy Commandments1. Always act with purity when addressing children.
2. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.
3. Never handle titanium while unclean.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Yimpibpitbig on top of all buildings.
Ingrawsad Didbagrap is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, all-knowing
squid.
Ingrawsad Didbagrap created a quark seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ingrawsad Didbagrap, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Ingrawsad Didbagrap, it will think nothing of it.
Ingrawsad Didbagrap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Ingrawsad Didbagrap's Holy Commandments1. Ingrawsad Didbagrap loves moths, so they must be honoured.
2. Never speak aloud of numbers.
3. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Always count to five before sleeping.
Febkaphakmetyarl is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic
crocodile.
Febkaphakmetyarl created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Febkaphakmetyarl, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Febkaphakmetyarl, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Febkaphakmetyarl's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Febkaphakmetyarl's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.
2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
3. Do not speak about onions.
4. Never eat cucumbers on fasting days.
5. Always wear violet.
Nelwatven is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, kind
dragon.
Nelwatven created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nelwatven, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Nelwatven, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Nelwatven's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Nelwatven's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Shun those given to greed.
3. Never point your back toward the south during prayer.
4. Always wash your neck before prayer.
5. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.
Wonhigyarbif is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, contented
swan.
Wonhigyarbif created the planet Venus two million years ago.
If you believe in
Wonhigyarbif, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Wonhigyarbif, it will not care at all.
Wonhigyarbif's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Wonhigyarbif's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.
2. Never write about stars.
3. Run away from white capybaras, for they are unholy.
4. Never wear red tights on sacred days.
5. Always look after injured gulls.
Bestdidhap is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy
hyena.
Bestdidhap created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bestdidhap, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Bestdidhap, she will destroy your favourite solar system.
Bestdidhap's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Bestdidhap's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep seven tortoises in a large pit.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not resist balance.
4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bestdidhap on top of all buildings.
5. Never eat green fruit.
This instance of God Generator has made 114712 gods since 4/2/2018.
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