Jangomfob is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous swan.

Jangomfob created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jangomfob, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jangomfob, he will strike you with lightening.

Jangomfob's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Jangomfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near goats.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. Always count to nine before sleeping.

Podvolton is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, thoughtless rhinoceros.

Podvolton created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Podvolton, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Podvolton, it will think nothing of it.

Podvolton's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Podvolton's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Podvolton.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. You must pray to Podvolton seven times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never record numbers.

Figsakpas is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable lizard.

Figsakpas created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Figsakpas, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Figsakpas, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Figsakpas' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Figsakpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never sing in autumn.

4. Never think about special relativity near dolphins while wearing white shoes and balancing three carbon spheres on your legs.

5. Never write about gravity.

Stigcapbell is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish squid.

Stigcapbell created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stigcapbell, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stigcapbell, she will send you a sign.

Stigcapbell's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Stigcapbell's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not gather at walls at dusk.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

Wegloophom is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong scorpion.

Wegloophom created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegloophom, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wegloophom, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wegloophom's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Wegloophom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wegloophom.

3. Never curse while facing north.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never point your neck toward the west during prayer.

Quafartbonkweeratbunquagstip Ditnullhub Fublenkop is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, contented dryad.

Quafartbonkweeratbunquagstip Ditnullhub Fublenkop created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafartbonkweeratbunquagstip Ditnullhub Fublenkop, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quafartbonkweeratbunquagstip Ditnullhub Fublenkop, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Quafartbonkweeratbunquagstip Ditnullhub Fublenkop's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Quafartbonkweeratbunquagstip Ditnullhub Fublenkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs turquoise.

2. Always help mites in need.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. Respect your elders.

Flagkipmotnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent slug.

Flagkipmotnarl created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagkipmotnarl, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flagkipmotnarl, it will jump up and down on your head.

Flagkipmotnarl's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Flagkipmotnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve stockings on sacred days.

2. Never feed limes to turtles while wearing tights.

3. Hide from red seals for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Flagkipmotnarl on top of all buildings.

Quammisnarlid is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, conceited pigeon.

Quammisnarlid created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Quammisnarlid, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quammisnarlid, he will make you grow a tail.

Quammisnarlid's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Quammisnarlid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not place spinach upon stone.

3. Never touch ash while clean.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Quammisnarlid.

5. Do not chop down trees.