Yimpibpitbig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, grumpy rhinoceros.

Yimpibpitbig created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimpibpitbig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yimpibpitbig, she will turn you into a hamster.

Yimpibpitbig's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Yimpibpitbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity when addressing children.

2. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.

3. Never handle titanium while unclean.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Yimpibpitbig on top of all buildings.

Ingrawsad Didbagrap is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, all-knowing squid.

Ingrawsad Didbagrap created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingrawsad Didbagrap, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ingrawsad Didbagrap, it will think nothing of it.

Ingrawsad Didbagrap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Ingrawsad Didbagrap's Holy Commandments

1. Ingrawsad Didbagrap loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always count to five before sleeping.

Febkaphakmetyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic crocodile.

Febkaphakmetyarl created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Febkaphakmetyarl, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Febkaphakmetyarl, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Febkaphakmetyarl's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Febkaphakmetyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Do not speak about onions.

4. Never eat cucumbers on fasting days.

5. Always wear violet.

Nelwatven is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, kind dragon.

Nelwatven created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelwatven, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nelwatven, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nelwatven's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Nelwatven's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Never point your back toward the south during prayer.

4. Always wash your neck before prayer.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

Wonhigyarbif is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, contented swan.

Wonhigyarbif created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Wonhigyarbif, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wonhigyarbif, it will not care at all.

Wonhigyarbif's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Wonhigyarbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Run away from white capybaras, for they are unholy.

4. Never wear red tights on sacred days.

5. Always look after injured gulls.

Nartcussabrulltailbifxuc Fagpigappdob is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying crab.

Nartcussabrulltailbifxuc Fagpigappdob created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartcussabrulltailbifxuc Fagpigappdob, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nartcussabrulltailbifxuc Fagpigappdob, she will curse you with boils.

Nartcussabrulltailbifxuc Fagpigappdob's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Nartcussabrulltailbifxuc Fagpigappdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat aubergines.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never talk about dark matter near tapirs while wearing blue boots.

4. Always remove ear rings before touching carbon.

5. You must love Nartcussabrulltailbifxuc Fagpigappdob.

Kanbessfad Spagtunsafomt is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, charitable hyena.

Kanbessfad Spagtunsafomt created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanbessfad Spagtunsafomt, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kanbessfad Spagtunsafomt, she will manifest in front of you.

Kanbessfad Spagtunsafomt's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Kanbessfad Spagtunsafomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

3. Never skip in autumn.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

5. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

Bestdidhap is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy hyena.

Bestdidhap created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestdidhap, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bestdidhap, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bestdidhap's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bestdidhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven tortoises in a large pit.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not resist balance.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bestdidhap on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat green fruit.