Loppodhim is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful
crab.
Loppodhim created oxygen seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Loppodhim, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Loppodhim, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Loppodhim's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Loppodhim's Holy Commandments1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
3. Do not resist order.
4. Do not name children after nematodes.
5. Always store peas above ground.
Zimvadjat is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, selfish
sheep.
Zimvadjat created the planet Saturn four million years ago.
If you believe in
Zimvadjat, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Zimvadjat, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Zimvadjat's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Zimvadjat's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt snails.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Never point your arms toward the north during prayer.
4. Never think about dwarf planets.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.
Ligbinwab is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, amazing
elephant.
Ligbinwab created dark energy five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ligbinwab, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Ligbinwab, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Ligbinwab's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Ligbinwab's Holy Commandments1. Do not place wheat upon stone.
2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Always remove rings before touching tin.
5. Remain standing during prayer.
Gambanflap is a god.
It takes the form of a large, unselfish
warg.
Gambanflap created the world three million years ago.
If you believe in
Gambanflap, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gambanflap, it will turn you into a dog.
Gambanflap's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Gambanflap's Holy Commandments1. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.
2. Never hurt moths.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Do not cook food in pots.
Bamwipdoss is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing
raven.
Bamwipdoss created the Sun eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bamwipdoss, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Bamwipdoss, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Bamwipdoss' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Bamwipdoss' Holy Commandments1. Never look at black holes.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Bamwipdoss loves geese, so they must be respected.
4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.
5. Never eat green fruit.
Nartlegmot is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless
jellyfish.
Nartlegmot created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.
If you believe in
Nartlegmot, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Nartlegmot, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Nartlegmot's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Nartlegmot's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Do not wear carbon on your body.
3. Never talk about special relativity.
4. Never handle silicon while unclean.
5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in green.
List is a god.
He takes the form of a small, contented
ferret.
List created silver six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
List, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
List, he will turn you into a mole.
List's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
List's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Never wear violet corsets.
3. Do not name children after moths.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
Legloplopcid is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow
shark.
Legloplopcid created the solar system seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Legloplopcid, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Legloplopcid, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Legloplopcid's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Legloplopcid's Holy Commandments1. Never eat limes on fasting days.
2. Never hurt snails.
3. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.
5. Always help badgers in need.
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