Spagdissbaf Vangodcuss is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, contented
gnu.
Spagdissbaf Vangodcuss created water eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Spagdissbaf Vangodcuss, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Spagdissbaf Vangodcuss, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Spagdissbaf Vangodcuss' most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Spagdissbaf Vangodcuss' Holy Commandments1. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.
2. Never bounce in summer.
3. Do not hurt frogs.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.
Nutt is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, amazing
bear.
Nutt created an atom five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nutt, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Nutt, he will cry a lot.
Nutt's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Nutt's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Never talk about nebulae.
3. Never go into purple rooms.
4. Never handle tin while unclean.
5. Always take life seriously.
Kinziggud is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful
hedgehog.
Kinziggud created water seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kinziggud, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Kinziggud, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Kinziggud's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Kinziggud's Holy Commandments1. Do not prepare coconuts while wearing rings.
2. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.
3. Never mix carrots with blood.
4. Never handle platinum while unclean.
5. Never write about fluid mechanics.
Benyokbug is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, witless
cow.
Benyokbug created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Benyokbug, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Benyokbug, she will turn you into a puffin.
Benyokbug's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Benyokbug's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Benyokbug.
2. Do not keep six nematodes in a large pit.
3. Never mention frogs.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.
5. Do not cook food in pots.
Loopvidfuthattarp is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, self-assured
jellyfish.
Loopvidfuthattarp created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Loopvidfuthattarp, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Loopvidfuthattarp, it will boil you in a big pot.
Loopvidfuthattarp's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Loopvidfuthattarp's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Loopvidfuthattarp.
2. Do not consume grapes at dawn.
3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Loopvidfuthattarp in the centre of the settlement.
4. You must pray to Loopvidfuthattarp six times a day.
5. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.
Jinripflabnarlogsag is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sage
camel.
Jinripflabnarlogsag created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jinripflabnarlogsag, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Jinripflabnarlogsag, he will turn you into a giant snail.
Jinripflabnarlogsag's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Jinripflabnarlogsag's Holy Commandments1. Never gather three hamsters in one place.
2. Never think about asteroids.
3. Never pray while filled with envy.
4. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.
5. Do not kill doves.
Bog Dogpomwat is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental
goose.
Bog Dogpomwat created life two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bog Dogpomwat, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Bog Dogpomwat, he will jump up and down on your head.
Bog Dogpomwat's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Bog Dogpomwat's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the south.
2. Heed all dreams.
3. Always help great tits in need.
4. Retreat if seven geese approach from the west.
5. Do not gather at walls at midnight.
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