Budbemnat is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, wise donkey.

Budbemnat created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budbemnat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Budbemnat, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Budbemnat's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Budbemnat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in shadows.

2. Do not gather at walls at midday.

3. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Budbemnat on top of all buildings.

Bodtonfot is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, tranquil dugong.

Bodtonfot created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodtonfot, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bodtonfot, she will turn you into a dog.

Bodtonfot's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bodtonfot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Bodtonfot in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

5. Hide from purple sheep for they are unholy.

Quartpogfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful hare.

Quartpogfarn created a top quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quartpogfarn, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quartpogfarn, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Quartpogfarn's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Quartpogfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Quartpogfarn on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink alcohol.

Mabbossfom is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, all-powerful bird.

Mabbossfom created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Mabbossfom, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mabbossfom, it will turn you into a goat.

Mabbossfom's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Mabbossfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

2. Never mark doors with gray.

3. Do not step barefoot upon green earth.

4. Never run in spring.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Mabbossfom in the centre of the settlement.

Genvogjarn Zodfossomt is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional guinea pig.

Genvogjarn Zodfossomt created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genvogjarn Zodfossomt, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Genvogjarn Zodfossomt, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Genvogjarn Zodfossomt's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Genvogjarn Zodfossomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Shun those given to vanity.

3. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never gather nine grasshopers in one place.

Flisgodstig Litcemrag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, happy gnu.

Flisgodstig Litcemrag created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisgodstig Litcemrag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flisgodstig Litcemrag, he will turn you into a hamster.

Flisgodstig Litcemrag's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Flisgodstig Litcemrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never feed onions to sheep while wearing kilts.

3. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near squirrels while wearing cyan scarves and balancing nine titanium spheres on your back.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.

Hapvagomtlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthoughtful finch.

Hapvagomtlarg created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hapvagomtlarg, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hapvagomtlarg, it will turn you into a dog.

Hapvagomtlarg's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hapvagomtlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

Sidripwit is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, happy gerbil.

Sidripwit created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sidripwit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sidripwit, it will not invite you to parties.

Sidripwit's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sidripwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.