Vabmatapp is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, stupid dugong.

Vabmatapp created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Vabmatapp, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vabmatapp, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vabmatapp's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Vabmatapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain prostrate at dusk.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Always share coconuts with strangers, but never with foxes.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

Nangepnur is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident hummingbird.

Nangepnur created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Nangepnur, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nangepnur, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nangepnur's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Nangepnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

Piglakpod is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, wise armadillo.

Piglakpod created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Piglakpod, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Piglakpod, she will turn you into a rock.

Piglakpod's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Piglakpod's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always wash your arms before prayer.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Do not wear shorts marked with violet.

5. Never write about asteroids.

Davnadhom is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish warg.

Davnadhom created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davnadhom, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Davnadhom, it will send minions to preach to you.

Davnadhom's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Davnadhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at midnight.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Davnadhom in the centre of the settlement.

Genlibvonk Konbugbab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional dog.

Genlibvonk Konbugbab created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genlibvonk Konbugbab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Genlibvonk Konbugbab, he will turn you into a goat.

Genlibvonk Konbugbab's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Genlibvonk Konbugbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip at forests.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

Cubdutcat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, weak armadillo.

Cubdutcat created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubdutcat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cubdutcat, he will throw large rocks at you.

Cubdutcat's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Cubdutcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Always count to nine before sleeping.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not record numbers concerning planets.

Fudfobwip is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, almighty clam.

Fudfobwip created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Fudfobwip, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fudfobwip, he will turn you into a frog.

Fudfobwip's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fudfobwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

2. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

3. Hide if seven bats approach from the east.

4. Never cross mountains at dawn.

5. Always help mice in need.

Appjapfly is a god.

She takes the form of a large, benevolent wasp.

Appjapfly created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appjapfly, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Appjapfly, she will manifest in front of you.

Appjapfly's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Appjapfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Appjapfly on top of all buildings.

5. Always cleanse ash with water.