Pangcidhim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent goblin.

Pangcidhim created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangcidhim, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pangcidhim, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pangcidhim's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Pangcidhim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Pangcidhim in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never feed gooseberries to whales while wearing yellow boots.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

Zeddavlimyok is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, flying walrus.

Zeddavlimyok created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zeddavlimyok, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zeddavlimyok, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zeddavlimyok's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Zeddavlimyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Always store rice above ground.

3. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

Tapxenjab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, moody dingo.

Tapxenjab created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Tapxenjab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tapxenjab, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tapxenjab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Tapxenjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Fast once a month.

Wabmiphivben is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, witless camel.

Wabmiphivben created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabmiphivben, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wabmiphivben, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wabmiphivben's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Wabmiphivben's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mites.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.

4. Do not sit at forests.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Wabmiphivben in the centre of the settlement.

Muthonfarnfarndib Rotkikyarptarp is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless wyrm.

Muthonfarnfarndib Rotkikyarptarp created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Muthonfarnfarndib Rotkikyarptarp, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Muthonfarnfarndib Rotkikyarptarp, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Muthonfarnfarndib Rotkikyarptarp's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Muthonfarnfarndib Rotkikyarptarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your hands before prayer.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

5. Never write about chromosomes.

Dodmadlik is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome centipede.

Dodmadlik created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodmadlik, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dodmadlik, it will remove you from existence.

Dodmadlik's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dodmadlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle gold while unclean.

2. Never record signs.

3. Always help sick otters.

4. Never think about special relativity near nematodes while wearing blue ear rings and balancing four titanium spheres on your head.

5. Never wear black tights on sacred days.

Gumwikaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, generous hamster.

Gumwikaf created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumwikaf, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gumwikaf, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gumwikaf's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gumwikaf's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never cross mountains at dusk.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never mark doors with violet.

5. Put Gumwikaf first in all things.

Vonhamrot Abingmob Capflamarm is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, quiet unicorn.

Vonhamrot Abingmob Capflamarm created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonhamrot Abingmob Capflamarm, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vonhamrot Abingmob Capflamarm, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vonhamrot Abingmob Capflamarm's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Vonhamrot Abingmob Capflamarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always share apples with strangers, but never with dolphins.

3. Never talk about spacetime near moths while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing seven carbon spheres on your hands.

4. Never bounce in the presence of goats.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near otters while wearing indigo kilts and balancing six titanium spheres on your feet.