Mifcankim is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, confident otter.

Mifcankim created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Mifcankim, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mifcankim, she will ignore you.

Mifcankim's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Mifcankim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Mifcankim in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Mifcankim on top of all buildings.

3. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

4. Do not travel during spring.

5. Never mix gooseberries with ash.

Lagrengid is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, selfish fairy.

Lagrengid created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagrengid, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lagrengid, she will make you grow a tail.

Lagrengid's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Lagrengid's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Lagrengid.

2. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

3. Never whisper while facing east.

4. Never think ill of sick rats.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

Monmutlegpig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome hummingbird.

Monmutlegpig created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Monmutlegpig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Monmutlegpig, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Monmutlegpig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Monmutlegpig's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Do not bounce at mountains.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not take Monmutlegpig's name in vain.

Sugsitweg is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, humane wyvern.

Sugsitweg created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugsitweg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sugsitweg, he will destroy your favourite star.

Sugsitweg's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Sugsitweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Never speak at dawn.

4. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

5. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.

Ligcungid is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tranquil weasel.

Ligcungid created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Ligcungid, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ligcungid, it will ignore you.

Ligcungid's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Ligcungid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never mark doors with white.

4. Never fashion tools from clay.

5. Always pray immersed in water.

Gilvanbop is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, resourceful weasel.

Gilvanbop created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilvanbop, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gilvanbop, she will come to you in dreams.

Gilvanbop's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gilvanbop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Gilvanbop in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not gather at towers at midday.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

Tapnuryak is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent hydra.

Tapnuryak created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapnuryak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tapnuryak, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tapnuryak's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tapnuryak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tights marked with white.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never adorn your hands with pink markings.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Tapnuryak in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not listen to music.

Binbimneg is a god.

She takes the form of a large, flying butterfly.

Binbimneg created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Binbimneg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Binbimneg, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Binbimneg's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Binbimneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always look after injured rats.