Dottinbid is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured donkey.

Dottinbid created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dottinbid, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dottinbid, it will ignore you.

Dottinbid's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dottinbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Goats are not to be trusted.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.

Larpsogsat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty tapir.

Larpsogsat created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpsogsat, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Larpsogsat, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Larpsogsat's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Larpsogsat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Never sit in winter.

3. Shun those given to cruelty.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Never eat cherries.

Appnannib is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast wyrm.

Appnannib created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Appnannib, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Appnannib, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Appnannib's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Appnannib's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your legs with brown.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always look after injured dogs.

Jathubboss is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured seal.

Jathubboss created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jathubboss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jathubboss, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Jathubboss' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Jathubboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Erect three lead sculptures of Jathubboss on top of important buildings.

5. Hide from brown rats for they are unholy.

Kopmithab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, annoying hamster.

Kopmithab created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopmithab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kopmithab, she will turn you into a slug.

Kopmithab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Kopmithab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Never mark doors with indigo.

3. Always wear plain boots during rituals.

4. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

5. Always count to five before sleeping.

Rillvagpad Fasmifnell is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, able tortoise.

Rillvagpad Fasmifnell created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillvagpad Fasmifnell, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rillvagpad Fasmifnell, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Rillvagpad Fasmifnell's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Rillvagpad Fasmifnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never sing in spring.

3. Never handle copper while unclean.

4. Never eat aubergines on fasting days.

5. Never talk about ants.

Misfut is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving badger.

Misfut created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Misfut, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Misfut, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Misfut's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Misfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Heed all signs.

4. Always obey Misfut's priests.

5. Put Misfut first in all things.

Faslistbug is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unjust turtle.

Faslistbug created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faslistbug, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Faslistbug, she will turn you into a goat.

Faslistbug's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Faslistbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

2. Never feed lots of peas to swans while wearing white coats.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not take Faslistbug's name in vain.

5. Always act with patience.