Pintinfen is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonourable
swan.
Pintinfen created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pintinfen, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Pintinfen, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Pintinfen's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Pintinfen's Holy Commandments1. Do not sprint at rivers.
2. Do not prepare nuts while wearing scarves.
3. Never allow manatees to witness sacred rites.
4. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.
5. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Pintinfen on top of important buildings.
Mapxuc is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, dishonest
sheep.
Mapxuc created water twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Mapxuc, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Mapxuc, she will turn you into a sheep.
Mapxuc's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Mapxuc's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Never stain your arms with red.
3. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Never travel toward the south during autumn.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
Mismapwip Wablistnurt is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ruthless
guinea pig.
Mismapwip Wablistnurt created Mount Everest five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mismapwip Wablistnurt, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Mismapwip Wablistnurt, she will turn you into a worm.
Mismapwip Wablistnurt's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Mismapwip Wablistnurt's Holy Commandments1. Do not gather at bridges at dawn.
2. Never mention aardvarks.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Always check lakes for frogs.
5. Never eat carrots.
Orttettiban is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless
sheep.
Orttettiban created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Orttettiban, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Orttettiban, he will strike you with lightening.
Orttettiban's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Orttettiban's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Never eat tomatoes.
3. Do not hurt ants.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
Jabtin is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair
duck.
Jabtin created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jabtin, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Jabtin, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Jabtin's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Jabtin's Holy Commandments1. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.
2. Pray towards the west.
3. Never approach crossroads carrying bone.
4. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.
5. Never eat bark.
Farnstafhakfar is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy
spider.
Farnstafhakfar created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Farnstafhakfar, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Farnstafhakfar, he will turn you into a rock.
Farnstafhakfar's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Farnstafhakfar's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Farnstafhakfar.
2. Do not shave your chest.
3. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.
4. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.
5. Never prepare lentils during autumn.
Witlimhog Hapdubmap is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, uncaring
wasp.
Witlimhog Hapdubmap created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Witlimhog Hapdubmap, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Witlimhog Hapdubmap, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Witlimhog Hapdubmap's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Witlimhog Hapdubmap's Holy Commandments1. Never speak at dusk.
2. Feed all hungry nematodes.
3. Never pray while filled with joy.
4. Run away from green shrews, for they are unholy.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
This instance of God Generator has made 112408 gods since 4/2/2018.
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