Komfligcun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful dog.

Komfligcun created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komfligcun, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Komfligcun, it will not invite you to parties.

Komfligcun's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Komfligcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not consume carrots at dawn.

3. Do not fashion tools from tin.

4. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

5. Never think about special relativity near voles while wearing brown shoes and balancing four iron spheres on your arms.

Fignutt is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, fast fish.

Fignutt created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fignutt, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fignutt, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fignutt's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Fignutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear shirts marked with purple.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Fignutt in the centre of the settlement.

3. Hide from fawn dolphins for they are unholy.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

Wapbestfot is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, flying meerkat.

Wapbestfot created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapbestfot, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wapbestfot, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Wapbestfot's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Wapbestfot's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always remove trousers before touching aluminium.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not hurt dogs.

Nurtstafnil is a god.

He takes the form of a small, ill-tempered badger.

Nurtstafnil created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtstafnil, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nurtstafnil, he will strike you with lightening.

Nurtstafnil's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Nurtstafnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Never mention rats.

4. Always act with humility.

5. Never eat green fruit.

Quimbimnadranvonmotquag is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, all-powerful elephant.

Quimbimnadranvonmotquag created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimbimnadranvonmotquag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quimbimnadranvonmotquag, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Quimbimnadranvonmotquag's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Quimbimnadranvonmotquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

Hubhatlat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, astonishing hydra.

Hubhatlat created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Hubhatlat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hubhatlat, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hubhatlat's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hubhatlat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.

4. Always share lentils with strangers, but never with nematodes.

5. Never talk about doves.

Bonkyokwab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental wolf.

Bonkyokwab created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Bonkyokwab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bonkyokwab, it will not care at all.

Bonkyokwab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bonkyokwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle nickel while unclean.

2. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not record numbers concerning asteroids.

5. Never talk about galaxies.

Hinkamshav is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident owl.

Hinkamshav created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinkamshav, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hinkamshav, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hinkamshav's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Hinkamshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of elders.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Never approach rivers carrying clay.

4. Never talk about dark energy near horses while wearing gray trousers and balancing seven zinc spheres on your feet.

5. Always stare at clouds.