Abarntap is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, ill-tempered
walrus.
Abarntap created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Abarntap, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Abarntap, it will destroy your home solar system.
Abarntap's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Abarntap's Holy Commandments1. Never approach mountains carrying wood.
2. Always wear cyan.
3. Put Abarntap first in all things.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never look in ponds.
Rawflamyam is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak
salamander.
Rawflamyam created the cosmos six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rawflamyam, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Rawflamyam, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Rawflamyam's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Rawflamyam's Holy Commandments1. Never mix bananas with blood.
2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.
3. Do not take Rawflamyam's name in vain.
4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.
Foblanbiss is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, effective
human.
Foblanbiss created the planet Mars four million years ago.
If you believe in
Foblanbiss, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Foblanbiss, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Foblanbiss' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Foblanbiss' Holy Commandments1. Never talk about dark matter near badgers while wearing purple dresses.
2. Never gather eight monkeys in one place.
3. Never talk about amino acids.
4. You must love Foblanbiss.
5. Do not gather at bridges at midday.
Venpontap is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, strong
jackal.
Venpontap created the planet Earth three million years ago.
If you believe in
Venpontap, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Venpontap, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Venpontap's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Venpontap's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Venpontap loves sheep, so they must be respected.
3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.
4. Never speak at midday.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
Wipgutfeb is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish
shark.
Wipgutfeb created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wipgutfeb, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Wipgutfeb, she will turn you into a sheep.
Wipgutfeb's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Wipgutfeb's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the west.
2. Never hurt monkeys.
3. Never wear brown stockings.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
Narltippom is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent
scorpion.
Narltippom created the universe five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Narltippom, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Narltippom, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Narltippom's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Narltippom's Holy Commandments1. Never speak at midday.
2. Never mention shrews.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Never run in holy places.
5. Never eat gooseberries.
Pidgamlam is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy
butterfly.
Pidgamlam created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pidgamlam, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Pidgamlam, she will destroy your home solar system.
Pidgamlam's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Pidgamlam's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Do not prepare grapes while wearing scarves.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Pidgamlam.
5. Always remove shorts before touching nickel.
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