Godwodflow is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, prudent otter.

Godwodflow created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Godwodflow, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Godwodflow, he will strike you with lightening.

Godwodflow's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Godwodflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always help sick eagles.

3. Never feed cherries to goats while wearing coats.

4. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

5. Always wear plain rings during rituals.

Koptafshav is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able squid.

Koptafshav created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Koptafshav, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Koptafshav, she will turn you into a slug.

Koptafshav's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Koptafshav's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Koptafshav.

2. Do not fashion tools from gold.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Never look at moons.

Hugsugtomdan is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fussy badger.

Hugsugtomdan created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Hugsugtomdan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hugsugtomdan, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hugsugtomdan's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Hugsugtomdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

2. You must love Hugsugtomdan.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Hugsugtomdan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never jump in summer.

Yarmaddub is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, passionate duck.

Yarmaddub created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarmaddub, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yarmaddub, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yarmaddub's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Yarmaddub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick horses.

2. Do not prepare turnips while filled with envy.

3. You must pray to Yarmaddub seven times a day.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

Tomgigjab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, kind alligator.

Tomgigjab created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomgigjab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tomgigjab, she will try to impress you with trees.

Tomgigjab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tomgigjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Do not take Tomgigjab's name in vain.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near tortoises while wearing gray coats and balancing seven silicon spheres on your hands.

Kipzedbitfas is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, cheerful dove.

Kipzedbitfas created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipzedbitfas, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kipzedbitfas, she will turn you into a duck.

Kipzedbitfas' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Kipzedbitfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never allow porpoises to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not chop down trees.

Timdumfem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, passionate wyvern.

Timdumfem created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Timdumfem, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Timdumfem, it will turn you into a goat.

Timdumfem's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Timdumfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Timdumfem loves geese, so they must be respected.

4. Never eat garlic on days of mourning.

5. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

Bimfat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, generous chinchilla.

Bimfat created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Bimfat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bimfat, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bimfat's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bimfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Never eat peas on holy days.

3. Never paint your back yellow.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.