Dussin is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, almighty monkey.

Dussin created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Dussin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dussin, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dussin's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dussin's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not consume turnips at dawn.

Weefabben is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, benevolent centaur.

Weefabben created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Weefabben, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Weefabben, she will turn you into a rat.

Weefabben's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Weefabben's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs white.

2. Never wear black coats on sacred days.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always look after injured capybaras.

Dabzenlap Safmiflid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, awe-inspiring horse.

Dabzenlap Safmiflid created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabzenlap Safmiflid, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dabzenlap Safmiflid, it will turn you into a slug.

Dabzenlap Safmiflid's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dabzenlap Safmiflid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dabzenlap Safmiflid's priests.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Fast once a month.

4. You must pray to Dabzenlap Safmiflid six times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

Bellkimgep is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, charitable fish.

Bellkimgep created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bellkimgep, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bellkimgep, it will turn you into a snail.

Bellkimgep's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bellkimgep's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bellkimgep.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

Dudweebop Hadguparp Dadnelwig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust squirrel.

Dudweebop Hadguparp Dadnelwig created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudweebop Hadguparp Dadnelwig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dudweebop Hadguparp Dadnelwig, it will turn you into a plant.

Dudweebop Hadguparp Dadnelwig's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dudweebop Hadguparp Dadnelwig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Do not fashion tools from tin.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Shun those given to vanity.

Pakgonmit is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome gorilla.

Pakgonmit created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pakgonmit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pakgonmit, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pakgonmit's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Pakgonmit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight manatees approach from the south.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never hurt dogs.

4. Never record secrets.

5. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

Staffedfom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, awesome salamander.

Staffedfom created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Staffedfom, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Staffedfom, it will turn you into a sheep.

Staffedfom's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Staffedfom's Holy Commandments

1. Staffedfom loves voles, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Always count to three before sleeping.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Worship no other gods but Staffedfom.

Dibwiptal is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, grumpy alligator.

Dibwiptal created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibwiptal, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dibwiptal, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dibwiptal's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dibwiptal's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

2. Never speak of balance in the presence of strangers.

3. Never paint your feet cyan.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Pray only in moonlight.