Fagbopsid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless goose.

Fagbopsid created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fagbopsid, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fagbopsid, she will refuse to believe in you.

Fagbopsid's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fagbopsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about amino acids.

Lengamdib is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, contented hedgehog.

Lengamdib created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lengamdib, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Lengamdib, he will turn you into a tree.

Lengamdib's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Lengamdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three moths in a large pit.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not consume rice at dawn.

4. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

5. Pray only in moonlight.

Geddobnaksis Jinflapjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, witty wyrm.

Geddobnaksis Jinflapjarn created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geddobnaksis Jinflapjarn, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Geddobnaksis Jinflapjarn, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Geddobnaksis Jinflapjarn's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Geddobnaksis Jinflapjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about eukaryotes.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always help nematodes in need.

Botyartgabtimbodgatyarllun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong skunk.

Botyartgabtimbodgatyarllun created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botyartgabtimbodgatyarllun, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Botyartgabtimbodgatyarllun, he will not care at all.

Botyartgabtimbodgatyarllun's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Botyartgabtimbodgatyarllun's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss deoxyribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

2. Never hurt voles.

3. Do not jump at rivers.

4. Do not wear hats marked with orange.

5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

Jigtargdad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, uncaring warg.

Jigtargdad created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jigtargdad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jigtargdad, it will boil you in a big pot.

Jigtargdad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Jigtargdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never sing in autumn.

3. Do not prepare pineapples while wearing skirts.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Jigtargdad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

Hubhubgamkon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, charitable troll.

Hubhubgamkon created matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubhubgamkon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hubhubgamkon, he will boil you in a big pot.

Hubhubgamkon's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Hubhubgamkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hubhubgamkon.

3. Always wash your arms before prayer.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

Danfetdinbimbogbestnell is a god.

He takes the form of a small, pitiless bear.

Danfetdinbimbogbestnell created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Danfetdinbimbogbestnell, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Danfetdinbimbogbestnell, he will turn you into a puffin.

Danfetdinbimbogbestnell's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Danfetdinbimbogbestnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant while facing north.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never prepare spinach during autumn.

4. Do not consume figs at dawn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

Tofyakdunlinbotcinfid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, thoughtless narwhal.

Tofyakdunlinbotcinfid created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Tofyakdunlinbotcinfid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tofyakdunlinbotcinfid, it will boil you in a big pot.

Tofyakdunlinbotcinfid's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Tofyakdunlinbotcinfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.

3. Never record names.

4. Run away if three doves approach from the east.

5. Do not hurt gulls.