Himrapven is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omniscient
gorilla.
Himrapven created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Himrapven, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Himrapven, she will jump up and down on your head.
Himrapven's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Himrapven's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.
3. Never proclaim while facing north.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
Botwattin is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, unfair
eagle.
Botwattin created humanity six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Botwattin, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Botwattin, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Botwattin's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Botwattin's Holy Commandments1. Never think about eukaryotes.
2. Do not fashion tools from carbon.
3. Never touch water while clean.
4. Worship no other gods but Botwattin.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.
Bitlikparkfum Targcamcatlig is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain
crow.
Bitlikparkfum Targcamcatlig created a top quark four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bitlikparkfum Targcamcatlig, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Bitlikparkfum Targcamcatlig, it will destroy your home solar system.
Bitlikparkfum Targcamcatlig's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Bitlikparkfum Targcamcatlig's Holy Commandments1. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.
2. Remain standing during prayer.
3. Never talk about sharks.
4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bitlikparkfum Targcamcatlig on top of all buildings.
5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near pigs while wearing white rings.
Safjigsas is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, generous
hedgehog.
Safjigsas created an up quark four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Safjigsas, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Safjigsas, she will turn you into a plant.
Safjigsas' most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Safjigsas' Holy Commandments1. Always check lakes for frogs.
2. Safjigsas loves goats, so they must be respected.
3. Never allow pigs to sleep beneath your roof.
4. Never think about dark energy near porpoises while wearing brown shorts and balancing four carbon spheres on your head.
5. Learn seven new languages a year.
Sadkipgab is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, vain
hyena.
Sadkipgab created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sadkipgab, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Sadkipgab, she will send two she bears to sort you out.
Sadkipgab's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Sadkipgab's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never handle gold while unclean.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sadkipgab.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Sadkipgab.
5. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.
Zodtunhud is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, temperamental
hedgehog.
Zodtunhud created dark energy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zodtunhud, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Zodtunhud, it will turn you into a sheep.
Zodtunhud's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Zodtunhud's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.
3. You must pray to Zodtunhud three times a day.
4. Never think about thermodynamics near dolphins while wearing yellow rings and balancing six silver spheres on your chest.
5. Never pour water over plants.
This instance of God Generator has made 119136 gods since 4/2/2018.
Source code available on
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