Hudbestpog is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, calm skunk.

Hudbestpog created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudbestpog, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hudbestpog, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hudbestpog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hudbestpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

4. Never leap near moths.

5. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

Fumdotsas is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, prudent alligator.

Fumdotsas created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Fumdotsas, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fumdotsas, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fumdotsas' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Fumdotsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dusk.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Always help pigs in need.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.

Kadxucven is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unfair seal.

Kadxucven created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadxucven, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kadxucven, she will not care at all.

Kadxucven's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Kadxucven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning stars.

2. Always help sick tapirs.

3. Always count to six before sleeping.

4. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.

5. Heed all portents.

Hudgemnull is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, prudent troll.

Hudgemnull created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudgemnull, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hudgemnull, it will turn you into a mole.

Hudgemnull's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Hudgemnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention otters.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Hudgemnull on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always wash your hands before prayer.

5. Never pour water over plants.

Gabweetal is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered centaur.

Gabweetal created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabweetal, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gabweetal, she will make you grow a tail.

Gabweetal's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gabweetal's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near eagles while wearing red trousers.

2. Never handle platinum while unclean.

3. Do not prepare rice while wearing jumpers.

4. Never cross crossroads at dawn.

5. Never talk about spacetime near cats while wearing violet hats and balancing three tin spheres on your chest.

Fotsasvanhongablopmeglim is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, emotional aardvark.

Fotsasvanhongablopmeglim created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotsasvanhongablopmeglim, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fotsasvanhongablopmeglim, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fotsasvanhongablopmeglim's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Fotsasvanhongablopmeglim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray shoes on sacred days.

2. Never pray while filled with fear.

3. Do not place apples upon stone.

4. Do not eat figs.

5. Always share cherries with strangers, but never with mites.

Yarpcitstik Himtailmigsom is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain warg.

Yarpcitstik Himtailmigsom created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Yarpcitstik Himtailmigsom, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yarpcitstik Himtailmigsom, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yarpcitstik Himtailmigsom's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Yarpcitstik Himtailmigsom's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Feed all hungry snakes.

Ponstanveen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited bee.

Ponstanveen created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ponstanveen, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ponstanveen, he will remove you from existence.

Ponstanveen's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Ponstanveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Never point your hands toward the south during prayer.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

5. Do not prepare corn while wearing jumpers.