Venyattlik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-assured butterfly.

Venyattlik created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venyattlik, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Venyattlik, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Venyattlik's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Venyattlik's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never record numbers.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Erect six platinum sculptures of Venyattlik on top of important buildings.

Fotgatbat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish dingo.

Fotgatbat created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotgatbat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fotgatbat, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fotgatbat's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Fotgatbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

2. Always obey Fotgatbat's priests.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

Yattrenripruttmutlegdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, grumpy mongoose.

Yattrenripruttmutlegdiss created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattrenripruttmutlegdiss, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yattrenripruttmutlegdiss, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yattrenripruttmutlegdiss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Yattrenripruttmutlegdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Worship no other gods but Yattrenripruttmutlegdiss.

3. Always help eagles in need.

4. Do not speak about nuts.

5. Pray towards the west.

Lagciddobhabmab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured alligator.

Lagciddobhabmab created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lagciddobhabmab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lagciddobhabmab, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Lagciddobhabmab's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Lagciddobhabmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

3. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.

Sisjonbell is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing rhinoceros.

Sisjonbell created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Sisjonbell, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sisjonbell, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sisjonbell's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Sisjonbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four mites near walls.

2. Never chant near snails.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not cook food in pots.

Citwodragdim is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring hyena.

Citwodragdim created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citwodragdim, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Citwodragdim, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Citwodragdim's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Citwodragdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch ash while tainted.

2. Never fashion tools from ash.

3. Do not skip at mountains.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

Pakdadjat is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, competent bee.

Pakdadjat created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Pakdadjat, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pakdadjat, he will send minions to preach to you.

Pakdadjat's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Pakdadjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove corsets before touching platinum.

2. Never mark doors with turquoise.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

5. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

Safdussmiphun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, merciless eagle.

Safdussmiphun created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safdussmiphun, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Safdussmiphun, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Safdussmiphun's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Safdussmiphun's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near geese while wearing magenta shoes and balancing four zinc spheres on your head.

4. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Safdussmiphun in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect nine silver sculptures of Safdussmiphun on top of important buildings.