Koptar is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, passionate
clam.
Koptar created a photon four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Koptar, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Koptar, it will strike you with lightening.
Koptar's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Koptar's Holy Commandments1. Always wash your legs before prayer.
2. Do not shave your back.
3. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.
4. Koptar loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.
5. Do not drink alcohol.
Dimbafdadhad is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful
seal.
Dimbafdadhad created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dimbafdadhad, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Dimbafdadhad, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Dimbafdadhad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Dimbafdadhad's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat corn.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Do not wear dresses marked with gray.
4. Never record names.
5. Never speak at midnight.
Sakvandoss is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, resourceful
wasp.
Sakvandoss created the planet Earth three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sakvandoss, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Sakvandoss, he will say rude things about you at parties.
Sakvandoss' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Sakvandoss' Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.
3. Learn three new languages a year.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Retreat if six whales approach from the west.
Dutrap is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, wise
dryad.
Dutrap created the Milkyway two years ago.
If you believe in
Dutrap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Dutrap, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Dutrap's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Dutrap's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Never chant while facing east.
4. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.
5. Always stare at clouds.
Bumziggut is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong
naga.
Bumziggut created bats nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bumziggut, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bumziggut, it will turn you into a rock.
Bumziggut's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Bumziggut's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about figs.
2. Never mark doors with white.
3. Heed all signs.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Learn six new languages a year.
Bemcankiplop Bunbinnab is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless
cat.
Bemcankiplop Bunbinnab created a down quark three million years ago.
If you believe in
Bemcankiplop Bunbinnab, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Bemcankiplop Bunbinnab, he will send two she bears to sort you out.
Bemcankiplop Bunbinnab's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Bemcankiplop Bunbinnab's Holy Commandments1. Never feed peas to horses while wearing dresses.
2. Do not speak sacred words in spring.
3. Never think about ultrasonics.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
Venfarnbut is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, astonishing
bird.
Venfarnbut created the Sun two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Venfarnbut, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Venfarnbut, it will throw large rocks at you.
Venfarnbut's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Venfarnbut's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Never speak at midday.
4. Do not gather at wells at dawn.
5. Never speak aloud of names.
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