Cisspaslam is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, weak
hummingbird.
Cisspaslam created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cisspaslam, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Cisspaslam, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Cisspaslam's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Cisspaslam's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair violet.
2. Cisspaslam loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.
3. Always obey Cisspaslam's priests.
4. Never write about chlorophyll.
5. Never eat green fruit.
Hasmidnab is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, benevolent
mole.
Hasmidnab created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hasmidnab, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Hasmidnab, he will destroy your home planet.
Hasmidnab's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Hasmidnab's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Pray towards the north.
3. Do not consume tomatoes at dawn.
4. Do not bounce at rivers.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.
Ladrulgan Hitmumstan is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful
newt.
Ladrulgan Hitmumstan created snails three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ladrulgan Hitmumstan, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Ladrulgan Hitmumstan, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Ladrulgan Hitmumstan's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Ladrulgan Hitmumstan's Holy Commandments1. Never wear turquoise dresses on sacred days.
2. Do not wear iron on your body.
3. Do not wear pink clothing.
4. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.
5. Never prepare rice during spring.
Donjigbigdubbomlaghog is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective
meerkat.
Donjigbigdubbomlaghog created bats six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Donjigbigdubbomlaghog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Donjigbigdubbomlaghog, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Donjigbigdubbomlaghog's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Donjigbigdubbomlaghog's Holy Commandments1. Do not step barefoot upon green earth.
2. Never curse while facing east.
3. Never fashion tools from bone.
4. Never point your head toward the west during prayer.
5. Do not wear kilts marked with white.
Bassratcin is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, bad-tempered
monkey.
Bassratcin created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bassratcin, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Bassratcin, she will destroy your home solar system.
Bassratcin's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Bassratcin's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Bassratcin nine times a day.
2. Never write about spacetime.
3. Always share limes with strangers, but never with eagles.
4. Always help geese in need.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
Vidgumveg is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent
octopus.
Vidgumveg created a quark seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vidgumveg, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Vidgumveg, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Vidgumveg's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Vidgumveg's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Never record secrets.
3. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.
4. Never talk about dark energy.
5. Never speak aloud of numbers.
Rulpaknarl is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, irritating
swan.
Rulpaknarl created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rulpaknarl, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Rulpaknarl, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Rulpaknarl's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.
Rulpaknarl's Holy Commandments1. Never cross forests at dawn.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Never talk about archaea.
5. Never talk about aardvarks.
Rultonkloop is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, wise
chinchilla.
Rultonkloop created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rultonkloop, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Rultonkloop, she will turn you into a giant slug.
Rultonkloop's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Rultonkloop's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.
2. Do not dye your hair gray.
3. Always cleanse ash with water.
4. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.
5. Do not place cherries upon stone.
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