Fonpibrowkombep Daphitven is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, prudent pig.

Fonpibrowkombep Daphitven created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonpibrowkombep Daphitven, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fonpibrowkombep Daphitven, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Fonpibrowkombep Daphitven's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fonpibrowkombep Daphitven's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about spacetime near nematodes while wearing white tights and balancing three nickel spheres on your feet.

4. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

5. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

Ladpodmet is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, contented wyvern.

Ladpodmet created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladpodmet, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ladpodmet, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ladpodmet's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Ladpodmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience when addressing strangers.

2. You must love Ladpodmet.

3. Never talk about aardvarks.

4. Never prepare beans during winter.

5. Always act with purity.

Jentonflam is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, impressive horse.

Jentonflam created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jentonflam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jentonflam, he will turn you into a rat.

Jentonflam's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Jentonflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lemons.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Remain bowed during prayer.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

5. Run away from red otters, for they are unholy.

Nullhomcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, overgenerous badger.

Nullhomcuss created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullhomcuss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nullhomcuss, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nullhomcuss' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Nullhomcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Never sit in the presence of porpoises.

3. Always remove rings before touching titanium.

4. Do not kill doves.

5. Never run near monkeys.

Buslamcid is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic goblin.

Buslamcid created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buslamcid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Buslamcid, she will torture you forever.

Buslamcid's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Buslamcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat gooseberries.

2. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not prepare figs while wearing jumpers.

Bepzigcinstiknarltar is a god.

He takes the form of a small, dishonourable newt.

Bepzigcinstiknarltar created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepzigcinstiknarltar, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bepzigcinstiknarltar, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bepzigcinstiknarltar's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bepzigcinstiknarltar's Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

3. Never feed garlic to bats while wearing yellow kilts.

4. Do not speak about pineapples.

5. Always take life seriously.

Vaggannill Kiplindag is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, prudent lobster.

Vaggannill Kiplindag created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vaggannill Kiplindag, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vaggannill Kiplindag, it will turn you into a slug.

Vaggannill Kiplindag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Vaggannill Kiplindag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lemons to bats while wearing hats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Frogs are not to be trusted.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

Stanfedaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, clever gerbil.

Stanfedaf created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanfedaf, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Stanfedaf, he will turn you into a snail.

Stanfedaf's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Stanfedaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near capybaras while wearing magenta jumpers.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.