Narthiglarn is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous aardvark.

Narthiglarn created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narthiglarn, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Narthiglarn, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Narthiglarn's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Narthiglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never gather six moths in one place.

4. Run away from violet bats, for they are unholy.

5. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.
Tafgofdin is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish monkey.

Tafgofdin created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafgofdin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tafgofdin, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tafgofdin's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Tafgofdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Do not travel during spring.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Do not cook food in pots.
Monbantom is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, sage hedgehog.

Monbantom created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Monbantom, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Monbantom, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Monbantom's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Monbantom's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during summer.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never wear brown trousers on sacred days.
Geblikdid is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, vain lizard.

Geblikdid created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Geblikdid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Geblikdid, she will turn you into a frog.

Geblikdid's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Geblikdid's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all signs.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Geblikdid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Erect seven tin sculptures of Geblikdid on top of important buildings.

4. Geblikdid loves otters, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about snakes.
Gumgigbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental fairy.

Gumgigbaf created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumgigbaf, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gumgigbaf, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Gumgigbaf's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Gumgigbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.
Barnnilldap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud chicken.

Barnnilldap created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnnilldap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Barnnilldap, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Barnnilldap's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Barnnilldap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never pour water over plants.
Vogshavwonmit is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, kind ferret.

Vogshavwonmit created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogshavwonmit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vogshavwonmit, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vogshavwonmit's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Vogshavwonmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vogshavwonmit.

4. Never gather eight ducks near towers.

5. Pray only in firelight.
Rengamgad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, charitable wombat.

Rengamgad created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rengamgad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rengamgad, he will destroy your favourite star.

Rengamgad's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Rengamgad's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Never stain your legs with brown.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Do not drink alcohol.

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