Gedsakont is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, effective crow.

Gedsakont created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Gedsakont, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gedsakont, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gedsakont's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Gedsakont's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never think ill of sick snakes.

3. Always help cats.

4. Put Gedsakont first in all things.

5. Never stain your face with indigo.

Gumnabfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate bird.

Gumnabfarn created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Gumnabfarn, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gumnabfarn, it will turn you into a rock.

Gumnabfarn's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gumnabfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study archaea on holy days.

2. Never eat peas on days of mourning.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Hide from mauve seals for they are unholy.

Gepyattofapp Nultalminpop is a god.

It takes the form of a large, slow shrew.

Gepyattofapp Nultalminpop created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepyattofapp Nultalminpop, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gepyattofapp Nultalminpop, it will try to impress you with trees.

Gepyattofapp Nultalminpop's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gepyattofapp Nultalminpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about shrews.

2. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

3. Do not hurt eagles.

4. Do not wear trousers marked with purple.

5. Do not drink alcohol.

Haddabven is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unfair wolf.

Haddabven created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Haddabven, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Haddabven, he will turn you into a sheep.

Haddabven's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Haddabven's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow pigs to witness sacred rites.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not step barefoot upon orange earth.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

Flagzedlip is a god.

He takes the form of a large, all-knowing jaguar.

Flagzedlip created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagzedlip, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flagzedlip, he will destroy your favourite star.

Flagzedlip's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Flagzedlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never sing in the presence of cats.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Flagzedlip in the centre of the settlement.

Bastvagvog Kadrigyogdissortten is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic monkey.

Bastvagvog Kadrigyogdissortten created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastvagvog Kadrigyogdissortten, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bastvagvog Kadrigyogdissortten, she will turn you into a sheep.

Bastvagvog Kadrigyogdissortten's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Bastvagvog Kadrigyogdissortten's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Bastvagvog Kadrigyogdissortten in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. You must never eat corn.

Rowcenmit is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, capable fly.

Rowcenmit created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowcenmit, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rowcenmit, she will manifest in front of you.

Rowcenmit's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Rowcenmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help tapirs.

Capbamzak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonourable butterfly.

Capbamzak created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Capbamzak, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Capbamzak, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Capbamzak's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Capbamzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during holy days.

2. Never cross crossroads at dawn.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Capbamzak on top of all buildings.