Cithentitruljipcip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, smart gnu.

Cithentitruljipcip created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cithentitruljipcip, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cithentitruljipcip, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cithentitruljipcip's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cithentitruljipcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sharks.

2. Do not travel during winter.

3. Never travel toward the south during summer.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Never touch water while blessed.

Nurtnurlzen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, deceitful alligator.

Nurtnurlzen created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtnurlzen, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nurtnurlzen, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nurtnurlzen's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Nurtnurlzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear corsets marked with mauve.

2. Never touch ash while tainted.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near snails while wearing indigo stockings.

4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.

Pangtipjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, dishonourable penguin.

Pangtipjarn created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangtipjarn, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pangtipjarn, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Pangtipjarn's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Pangtipjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never record signs.

3. Always wash your head before prayer.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not chop down trees.

Vinriltamlangomtadyarvin is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless weasel.

Vinriltamlangomtadyarvin created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinriltamlangomtadyarvin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vinriltamlangomtadyarvin, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vinriltamlangomtadyarvin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Vinriltamlangomtadyarvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with purple.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Never play with disobedient children.

Bunbeplikvonkxemfob is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, almighty troll.

Bunbeplikvonkxemfob created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Bunbeplikvonkxemfob, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bunbeplikvonkxemfob, it will not invite you to parties.

Bunbeplikvonkxemfob's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bunbeplikvonkxemfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries on holy days.

2. Never remain prostrate at dusk.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always act with patience.

5. Do not record secrets concerning black holes.

Ingdonomt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet horse.

Ingdonomt created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Ingdonomt, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ingdonomt, she will send minions to preach to you.

Ingdonomt's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Ingdonomt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Ingdonomt in the centre of the settlement.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.

Yiksandrat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, selfish dog.

Yiksandrat created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yiksandrat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yiksandrat, she will turn you into a rat.

Yiksandrat's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Yiksandrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near turtles while wearing cyan kilts and balancing four silicon spheres on your back.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not hop at crossroads.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not prepare parsnips while filled with anger.

Veenflygud Quaflarpcin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented faun.

Veenflygud Quaflarpcin created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenflygud Quaflarpcin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Veenflygud Quaflarpcin, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Veenflygud Quaflarpcin's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Veenflygud Quaflarpcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch oil while clean.

2. Never eat bread on holy days.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Never sing near porpoises.

5. Never think about black holes.