Tikstannurt is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, sage gerbil.

Tikstannurt created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikstannurt, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tikstannurt, he will turn you into a slug.

Tikstannurt's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tikstannurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not prepare peas while wearing shoes.

3. Always help sick birds.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not speak about cucumbers.

Nuljamrag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing squid.

Nuljamrag created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuljamrag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nuljamrag, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nuljamrag's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Nuljamrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near turtles while wearing cyan shorts and balancing six iron spheres on your head.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not skip at rivers.

Jigbitbim is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, resourceful jackal.

Jigbitbim created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Jigbitbim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jigbitbim, it will turn you into a duck.

Jigbitbim's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Jigbitbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Never mark doors with red.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never remain bowed at dusk.

Ganbedlab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful mole.

Ganbedlab created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganbedlab, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ganbedlab, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ganbedlab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Ganbedlab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your feet before prayer.

2. Shun those given to cruelty.

3. Do not keep nine goats in a large pit.

4. Ganbedlab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.

Rulyarpnell is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust warg.

Rulyarpnell created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulyarpnell, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rulyarpnell, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rulyarpnell's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Rulyarpnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never cross rivers at dusk.

4. Do not prepare melons while wearing hats.

5. Always share tomatoes with strangers, but never with capybaras.

Midbonkdad is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, weak dugong.

Midbonkdad created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midbonkdad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Midbonkdad, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Midbonkdad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Midbonkdad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six rats approach from the south.

2. You must love Midbonkdad.

3. Put Midbonkdad first in all things.

4. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

5. Do not stand on grass.

Rullfedbus is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate cobra.

Rullfedbus created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullfedbus, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rullfedbus, he will turn you into a goat.

Rullfedbus' most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Rullfedbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Hide from purple eagles for they are unholy.

3. Heed all visions.

4. Never handle nickel while unclean.

5. Never feed turnips to sheep while wearing coats.

Botkantip is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, sage toad.

Botkantip created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Botkantip, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Botkantip, it will curse you with boils.

Botkantip's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Botkantip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from silver.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

3. Never adorn your chest with green markings.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.