Kimtipdog is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair
mongoose.
Kimtipdog created life nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kimtipdog, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Kimtipdog, he will come to you in dreams.
Kimtipdog's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Kimtipdog's Holy Commandments1. Always help whales.
2. Always check lakes for frogs.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.
4. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.
5. Never approach mountains carrying clay.
Xuc is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage
chinchilla.
Xuc created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Xuc, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Xuc, she will destroy your favourite solar system.
Xuc's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Xuc's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.
3. Never talk about photosynthesis.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Do not prepare parsnips while filled with envy.
Renmab is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, sapient
goblin.
Renmab created energy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Renmab, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Renmab, he will turn you into a giant slug.
Renmab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Renmab's Holy Commandments1. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.
2. Never leap in the presence of voles.
3. Always maintain humility during holy days.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Never speak the names of planets aloud.
Vonkwodfar is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured
faun.
Vonkwodfar created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vonkwodfar, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Vonkwodfar, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Vonkwodfar's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Vonkwodfar's Holy Commandments1. Never gather three doves near towers.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Do not wear shirts marked with purple.
4. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.
5. Never handle silicon while unclean.
Cabwodfoss is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful
armadillo.
Cabwodfoss created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cabwodfoss, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Cabwodfoss, she will be very sad.
Cabwodfoss' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Cabwodfoss' Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never talk about sharks.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Cabwodfoss.
5. Do not eat lentils.
Dunfiddon is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fast
swallow.
Dunfiddon created Asia three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dunfiddon, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Dunfiddon, he will turn you into a rock.
Dunfiddon's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Dunfiddon's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dunfiddon.
2. Never hurt snakes.
3. Never travel toward the east during autumn.
4. Never curse while facing south.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
Sigvidfem is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing
bird.
Sigvidfem created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sigvidfem, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Sigvidfem, it will jump up and down on your head.
Sigvidfem's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Sigvidfem's Holy Commandments1. Never write about quantum gravity.
2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
3. Do not travel during winter.
4. Do not eat onions.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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