Dudkopbell is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, staggering zebra.

Dudkopbell created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudkopbell, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dudkopbell, he will think nothing of it.

Dudkopbell's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dudkopbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never wear yellow dresses.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.

Mapfithas is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, happy badger.

Mapfithas created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapfithas, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mapfithas, it will turn you into a slug.

Mapfithas' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Mapfithas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to rats while wearing shirts.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

Zagjonjin Betyattap Fidbinmap is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, weak mongoose.

Zagjonjin Betyattap Fidbinmap created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagjonjin Betyattap Fidbinmap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zagjonjin Betyattap Fidbinmap, she will turn you into a rat.

Zagjonjin Betyattap Fidbinmap's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Zagjonjin Betyattap Fidbinmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place lemons upon stone.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never stain your feet with mauve.

4. Never remain bowed at dawn.

5. You must never eat corn.

Bomtighim is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty bee.

Bomtighim created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Bomtighim, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bomtighim, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bomtighim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bomtighim's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bomtighim.

2. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

5. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

Larnbenbastponvagbim is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, compassionate gorilla.

Larnbenbastponvagbim created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnbenbastponvagbim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Larnbenbastponvagbim, it will remove you from existence.

Larnbenbastponvagbim's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Larnbenbastponvagbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always treat moths with great respect.

3. Do not place aubergines upon stone.

4. Do not record names concerning dwarf planets.

5. Never think ill of sick ducks.

Hinhinont is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, capable gorilla.

Hinhinont created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinhinont, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hinhinont, she will turn you into a duck.

Hinhinont's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Hinhinont's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Hinhinont eight times a day.

2. Never pray while filled with anger.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

5. Do not skip at rivers.

Linmatyatvab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, loving grasshopper.

Linmatyatvab created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Linmatyatvab, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Linmatyatvab, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Linmatyatvab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Linmatyatvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Never gather four eagles in one place.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Linmatyatvab loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

Larnfartararmbit is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, witless goose.

Larnfartararmbit created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnfartararmbit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Larnfartararmbit, it will come to you in dreams.

Larnfartararmbit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Larnfartararmbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet indigo.

2. Do not kill otters.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Pray only in shadows.