Sitcutflighog is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, unthoughtful
badger.
Sitcutflighog created an electron seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sitcutflighog, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Sitcutflighog, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Sitcutflighog's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Sitcutflighog's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Sitcutflighog's name in vain.
2. Never record secrets.
3. Never allow voles to sleep beneath your roof.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.
Zognulxenxindumragmat is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, boastful
guinea pig.
Zognulxenxindumragmat created water eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zognulxenxindumragmat, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Zognulxenxindumragmat, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Zognulxenxindumragmat's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Zognulxenxindumragmat's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.
2. Never approach crossroads carrying ash.
3. Always wear red.
4. Always obey Zognulxenxindumragmat's priests.
5. Do not listen to music.
Vinsugvolxuck is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy
capybara.
Vinsugvolxuck created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vinsugvolxuck, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Vinsugvolxuck, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Vinsugvolxuck's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Vinsugvolxuck's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt mice.
2. Never paint your hands magenta.
3. Always maintain purity during fasting days.
4. Never think about nucleic acids.
5. Do not wear purple clothing.
Quafmumbagvidsterpom is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty
turtle.
Quafmumbagvidsterpom created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quafmumbagvidsterpom, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Quafmumbagvidsterpom, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Quafmumbagvidsterpom's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Quafmumbagvidsterpom's Holy Commandments1. Never stain your legs with green.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never sing in holy places.
4. Do not gather at towers at dusk.
5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Quafmumbagvidsterpom on top of all buildings.
Voltarghot is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, humane
crocodile.
Voltarghot created life eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Voltarghot, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Voltarghot, she will not invite you to parties.
Voltarghot's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.
Voltarghot's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Voltarghot.
2. Never write about dwarf planets.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Never play with disobedient children.
Ranyokkem is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, generous
fly.
Ranyokkem created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ranyokkem, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Ranyokkem, she will remove you from existence.
Ranyokkem's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Ranyokkem's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if five eagles approach from the east.
2. Never talk about dwarf planets.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Never think ill of sick sharks.
5. Never go into mauve rooms.
This instance of God Generator has made 115480 gods since 4/2/2018.
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