Gemflylen Rakbisscad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish lizard.

Gemflylen Rakbisscad created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemflylen Rakbisscad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gemflylen Rakbisscad, he will strike you with lightening.

Gemflylen Rakbisscad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Gemflylen Rakbisscad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix oranges with water.

2. Never feed lots of onions to seals while wearing turquoise skirts.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about dark energy near ants while wearing gray stockings and balancing eight platinum spheres on your neck.

5. Do not prepare beans while filled with pride.

Komviddan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, confident dolphin.

Komviddan created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Komviddan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Komviddan, he will send minions to preach to you.

Komviddan's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Komviddan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix cherries with water.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Always obey Komviddan's priests.

Febpibrip is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tiresome shrew.

Febpibrip created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Febpibrip, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Febpibrip, she will send minions to preach to you.

Febpibrip's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Febpibrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

3. Never travel toward the west during winter.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Never think ill of sick cats.

Flagbiggil is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, ruthless crane.

Flagbiggil created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagbiggil, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flagbiggil, it will turn you into a frog.

Flagbiggil's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Flagbiggil's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.

2. Feed all hungry ants.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Do not fashion tools from copper.

Jiggancatfum is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, uncaring naga.

Jiggancatfum created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jiggancatfum, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jiggancatfum, it will turn you into a dog.

Jiggancatfum's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Jiggancatfum's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Jiggancatfum.

2. Never talk about aardvarks.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

Manlampig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured swallow.

Manlampig created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Manlampig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Manlampig, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Manlampig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Manlampig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick bats.

2. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Otters are not to be trusted.

5. Remain standing during prayer.

Zagmanmad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, wise coyote.

Zagmanmad created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Zagmanmad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zagmanmad, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zagmanmad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Zagmanmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

2. Never feed onions to eagles while wearing cyan trousers.

3. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

4. Shun those given to sloth.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

Rillfemtal is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, benevolent goblin.

Rillfemtal created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillfemtal, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rillfemtal, she will jump up and down on your head.

Rillfemtal's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Rillfemtal's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four doves near doors.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never proclaim while facing east.