Kikyikaftailyarmatkem Zensomjop is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, witty yak.

Kikyikaftailyarmatkem Zensomjop created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kikyikaftailyarmatkem Zensomjop, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kikyikaftailyarmatkem Zensomjop, she will come to you in dreams.

Kikyikaftailyarmatkem Zensomjop's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Kikyikaftailyarmatkem Zensomjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place wheat upon stone.

2. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Do not hurt porpoises.

Volflowgar is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented dolphin.

Volflowgar created light two years ago.

If you believe in Volflowgar, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Volflowgar, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Volflowgar's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Volflowgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching platinum.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near dogs while wearing violet kilts and balancing five lead spheres on your feet.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

5. Never fashion tools from stone.

Gidpangstig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless hare.

Gidpangstig created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidpangstig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gidpangstig, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Gidpangstig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Gidpangstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect four carbon sculptures of Gidpangstig on top of important buildings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always act with obedience.

Passhavcad Hasbinwitdudbastbom is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, staggering narwhal.

Passhavcad Hasbinwitdudbastbom created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Passhavcad Hasbinwitdudbastbom, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Passhavcad Hasbinwitdudbastbom, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Passhavcad Hasbinwitdudbastbom's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Passhavcad Hasbinwitdudbastbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during spring.

2. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.

3. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Never allow otters to witness sacred rites.

Fudbesshug is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome wolf.

Fudbesshug created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Fudbesshug, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fudbesshug, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fudbesshug's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fudbesshug's Holy Commandments

1. Always share limes with strangers, but never with foxes.

2. Retreat if six aardvarks approach from the north.

3. You must pray to Fudbesshug seven times a day.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

Bugbotcad is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, egotistical gnu.

Bugbotcad created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugbotcad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bugbotcad, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bugbotcad's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bugbotcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.

Bellgantafqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent elephant.

Bellgantafqueeg created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Bellgantafqueeg, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bellgantafqueeg, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bellgantafqueeg's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bellgantafqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

2. Hide from gray capybaras for they are unholy.

3. Do not gather at wells at midday.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about bacteria.

Cissdavtag Migbunhen is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, clever gorilla.

Cissdavtag Migbunhen created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissdavtag Migbunhen, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cissdavtag Migbunhen, he will turn you into a hamster.

Cissdavtag Migbunhen's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Cissdavtag Migbunhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.

3. Never skip in the presence of elders.

4. Do not speak about pineapples.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.