Gubquat is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, weak
meerkat.
Gubquat created a top quark five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gubquat, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Gubquat, she will remove you from existence.
Gubquat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Gubquat's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Always remove stockings before touching platinum.
3. Do not wear fawn clothing.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.
Rillcissdonbemfatvan is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awe-inspiring
gorilla.
Rillcissdonbemfatvan created matter nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rillcissdonbemfatvan, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Rillcissdonbemfatvan, she will remove you from existence.
Rillcissdonbemfatvan's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Rillcissdonbemfatvan's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of grapes to seals while wearing red stockings.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Remain prostrate during prayer.
4. Never gather six grasshopers near wells.
5. Heed all portents.
Nurtvedfut is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, weak
weasel.
Nurtvedfut created the world nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nurtvedfut, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Nurtvedfut, she will turn you into a giant slug.
Nurtvedfut's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Nurtvedfut's Holy Commandments1. Never laugh near gulls.
2. Always remove boots before touching nickel.
3. Do not take Nurtvedfut's name in vain.
4. Do not hurt seals.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.
Mobzencap is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, stupid
salamander.
Mobzencap created the solar system nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Mobzencap, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Mobzencap, it will laugh at you.
Mobzencap's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Mobzencap's Holy Commandments1. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.
2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in green.
3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.
4. Run away from yellow voles, for they are unholy.
5. Do not kill tapirs.
Betafgof is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-confident
dryad.
Betafgof created a strange quark four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Betafgof, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Betafgof, she will attempt to scare you with floods.
Betafgof's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Betafgof's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured otters.
2. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.
3. Do not take Betafgof's name in vain.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Run away from purple dogs, for they are unholy.
Nartnabdan is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, bad-tempered
whale.
Nartnabdan created Asia nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nartnabdan, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Nartnabdan, he will turn you into a sheep.
Nartnabdan's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Nartnabdan's Holy Commandments1. Never mix pineapples with blood.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Always maintain obedience during holy days.
4. Never speak the names of planets aloud.
5. Always store rice above ground.
Quagflamlim is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong
pigeon.
Quagflamlim created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Quagflamlim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Quagflamlim, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Quagflamlim's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Quagflamlim's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Quagflamlim eight times a day.
2. Do not run in public.
3. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.
4. Never mark doors with fawn.
5. Never mention birds.
Hoghasyar is a god.
It takes the form of a small, prudent
badger.
Hoghasyar created viruses two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hoghasyar, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Hoghasyar, it will turn you into a mouse.
Hoghasyar's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Hoghasyar's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Never allow foxes to sleep beneath your roof.
3. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.
4. Do not shave your head.
5. Do not consume garlic at dawn.
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