Vidbitlik is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, loving crab.

Vidbitlik created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidbitlik, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vidbitlik, it will be very sad.

Vidbitlik's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Vidbitlik's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never eat garlic on days of mourning.

3. Never speak aloud of numbers.

4. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

Yimmegfon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, all-knowing goat.

Yimmegfon created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimmegfon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yimmegfon, it will turn you into a hamster.

Yimmegfon's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Yimmegfon's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not jump at mountains.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never curse while facing north.

Minsaslap is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, self-confident alligator.

Minsaslap created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minsaslap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Minsaslap, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Minsaslap's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Minsaslap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always treat frogs with great respect.

3. Do not gather at doors at dusk.

4. Never wear mauve stockings on sacred days.

5. Never feed figs to mice while wearing boots.

Stipyarpdob is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective wyvern.

Stipyarpdob created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipyarpdob, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stipyarpdob, he will try to impress you with trees.

Stipyarpdob's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Stipyarpdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine squirrels near bridges.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

5. Fast once a month.

Bafsoghit Kemflownil is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing whale.

Bafsoghit Kemflownil created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafsoghit Kemflownil, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bafsoghit Kemflownil, he will turn you into a mole.

Bafsoghit Kemflownil's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bafsoghit Kemflownil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Bafsoghit Kemflownil in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not resist fate.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

5. Always wear cyan.

Sawnadpidlap is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, almighty swan.

Sawnadpidlap created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawnadpidlap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sawnadpidlap, it will not invite you to parties.

Sawnadpidlap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Sawnadpidlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Always act with obedience.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Sawnadpidlap loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

Yimwanfit is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful crane.

Yimwanfit created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimwanfit, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Yimwanfit, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yimwanfit's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Yimwanfit's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Run away from gray capybaras, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Never feed gooseberries to birds while wearing rings.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

Tiplargtarpmum is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, emotional squid.

Tiplargtarpmum created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tiplargtarpmum, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tiplargtarpmum, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tiplargtarpmum's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tiplargtarpmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never record names.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not prepare apples while wearing shoes.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Never hop in the presence of elders.