Hamjonlib is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced
cobra.
Hamjonlib created vertebrates three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hamjonlib, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Hamjonlib, he will throw large rocks at you.
Hamjonlib's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Hamjonlib's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Erect four nickel sculptures of Hamjonlib on top of important buildings.
3. Always store lentils above ground.
4. Always look after injured cats.
5. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.
Hasladflowgun is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, effective
squid.
Hasladflowgun created a quark nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hasladflowgun, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Hasladflowgun, she will turn you into a sheep.
Hasladflowgun's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Hasladflowgun's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Never paint your hands black.
3. Do not wear fawn clothing.
4. Never talk about galaxies.
5. Never think ill of sick dogs.
Stiknuthun is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, conceited
gerbil.
Stiknuthun created energy five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stiknuthun, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Stiknuthun, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Stiknuthun's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Stiknuthun's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.
2. Remain bowed during prayer.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Do not kill eagles.
Zimyikcet is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, thoughtless
centaur.
Zimyikcet created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Zimyikcet, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Zimyikcet, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Zimyikcet's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Zimyikcet's Holy Commandments1. Do not consume nuts at dawn.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.
3. Never feed onions to seals while wearing white skirts.
4. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
Kapmabyik is a god.
She takes the form of a small, amazing
warg.
Kapmabyik created snails eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kapmabyik, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Kapmabyik, she will turn you into an amoeba.
Kapmabyik's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Kapmabyik's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your hands.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Hide if eight ducks approach from the west.
4. Do not prepare garlic while filled with envy.
5. Never prepare spinach during summer.
Bafmigbest is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, flying
crow.
Bafmigbest created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bafmigbest, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Bafmigbest, she will curse you with boils.
Bafmigbest's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Bafmigbest's Holy Commandments1. Do not record names concerning dwarf planets.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Do not wear indigo clothing.
4. Always look after injured tortoises.
5. Bafmigbest loves shrews, so they must be honoured.
Tabduntagjin Bepmapgan is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unjust
faun.
Tabduntagjin Bepmapgan created an up quark seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Tabduntagjin Bepmapgan, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Tabduntagjin Bepmapgan, he will turn you into a tree.
Tabduntagjin Bepmapgan's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Tabduntagjin Bepmapgan's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Tabduntagjin Bepmapgan in the centre of the settlement.
2. Do not consume bananas at dawn.
3. Do not sing at rivers.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
Yarflabxuc is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain
manatee.
Yarflabxuc created Africa nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yarflabxuc, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Yarflabxuc, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Yarflabxuc's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Yarflabxuc's Holy Commandments1. Do not study bacteria on holy days.
2. Never think about thermodynamics near dolphins while wearing turquoise coats and balancing five silicon spheres on your hands.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Never gather four swans in one place.
5. Retreat if seven foxes approach from the north.
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