Rowdagbam is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, astonishing dove.

Rowdagbam created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowdagbam, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rowdagbam, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rowdagbam's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Rowdagbam's Holy Commandments

1. Put Rowdagbam first in all things.

2. Always help rats.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Retreat if five horses approach from the west.

Siddunjat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless shark.

Siddunjat created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Siddunjat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Siddunjat, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Siddunjat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Siddunjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to nine before sleeping.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

Lidhugfag Sandtargzoggatpopbafvegfon is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, prudent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Lidhugfag Sandtargzoggatpopbafvegfon created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidhugfag Sandtargzoggatpopbafvegfon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Lidhugfag Sandtargzoggatpopbafvegfon, she will turn you into a sheep.

Lidhugfag Sandtargzoggatpopbafvegfon's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Lidhugfag Sandtargzoggatpopbafvegfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sheep.

2. Do not name children after swans.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near dogs while wearing gray kilts and balancing three iron spheres on your arms.

5. Do not shave your face.

Budpitgam is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent turtle.

Budpitgam created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Budpitgam, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Budpitgam, it will ignore you.

Budpitgam's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Budpitgam's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

3. Never feed lots of bread to hamsters while wearing green coats.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not keep six manatees in a large pit.

Hubtailsom is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, loving slug.

Hubtailsom created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubtailsom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hubtailsom, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Hubtailsom's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hubtailsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not gather at towers at midday.

4. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

5. Never handle zinc while unclean.

Vadditbem Abparkbodbab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic dryad.

Vadditbem Abparkbodbab created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadditbem Abparkbodbab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vadditbem Abparkbodbab, he will destroy your home planet.

Vadditbem Abparkbodbab's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Vadditbem Abparkbodbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not stand on grass.

Libgupsin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, sage bat.

Libgupsin created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libgupsin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Libgupsin, she will turn you into a puffin.

Libgupsin's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Libgupsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never feed grapes to pigs while wearing green kilts.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not wear skirts marked with mauve.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

Fobcarkon is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring giraffe.

Fobcarkon created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobcarkon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fobcarkon, it will turn you into a puffin.

Fobcarkon's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fobcarkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump at forests.

2. Never approach rivers carrying wood.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not take Fobcarkon's name in vain.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.