Motominduss is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, grumpy dove.

Motominduss created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motominduss, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Motominduss, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Motominduss' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Motominduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never prepare pineapples during winter.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Never pour water over plants.

Homdanpod is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, weak centaur.

Homdanpod created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homdanpod, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Homdanpod, he will turn you into a worm.

Homdanpod's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Homdanpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not prepare pineapples while filled with joy.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near squirrels while wearing orange stockings and balancing four aluminium spheres on your face.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never prepare tomatoes during spring.

Wegtipgab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, omniscient lobster.

Wegtipgab created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegtipgab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wegtipgab, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wegtipgab's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Wegtipgab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Wegtipgab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never proclaim while facing south.

5. Always maintain humility during holy days.

Veenvolratdid is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, annoying frog.

Veenvolratdid created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenvolratdid, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Veenvolratdid, it will send you a sign.

Veenvolratdid's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Veenvolratdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven capybaras in a large pit.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near great tits while wearing blue kilts and balancing six silver spheres on your head.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Never feed apples to geese while wearing jumpers.

Vonzoggof is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, flying hyena.

Vonzoggof created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Vonzoggof, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vonzoggof, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vonzoggof's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Vonzoggof's Holy Commandments

1. Always share peas with strangers, but never with grasshopers.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Never gather three swans near doors.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always remove skirts before touching iron.

Wegdiddut is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic camel.

Wegdiddut created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegdiddut, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wegdiddut, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wegdiddut's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Wegdiddut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of parsnips to shrews while wearing blue skirts.

2. Never jump in the presence of elders.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

Pib Satbuswee is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, generous crab.

Pib Satbuswee created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pib Satbuswee, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pib Satbuswee, he will turn you into a mole.

Pib Satbuswee's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Pib Satbuswee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Do not make images of living things.

Narstragteen is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, vain donkey.

Narstragteen created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narstragteen, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Narstragteen, it will curse you with boils.

Narstragteen's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Narstragteen's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Worship no other gods but Narstragteen.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not resist balance.