Baggonsaf is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, quiet
wren.
Baggonsaf created an electron five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Baggonsaf, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Baggonsaf, he will strike you with lightening.
Baggonsaf's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Baggonsaf's Holy Commandments1. Never adorn your arms with indigo markings.
2. Never think about electromagnetism near goats while wearing green tights and balancing eight iron spheres on your head.
3. Worship no other gods but Baggonsaf.
4. Never point your legs toward the south during prayer.
5. Always cleanse ash with water.
Sugnartbot is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, confident
weasel.
Sugnartbot created an electron three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sugnartbot, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Sugnartbot, she will manifest in front of you.
Sugnartbot's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Sugnartbot's Holy Commandments1. Never mention ants.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.
5. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.
Ceblibbed is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, thoughtless
cow.
Ceblibbed created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ceblibbed, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Ceblibbed, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Ceblibbed's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Ceblibbed's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Never talk about pigs.
3. Never talk about chlorophyll.
4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.
5. Do not listen to music.
Citrenlid is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient
hamster.
Citrenlid created dark energy nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Citrenlid, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Citrenlid, it will turn you into a hamster.
Citrenlid's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Citrenlid's Holy Commandments1. Never jump in the presence of elders.
2. Never eat peas.
3. Never remain prostrate at dawn.
4. You must love Citrenlid.
5. Always wear yellow.
Gedbingar is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous
wolf.
Gedbingar created matter two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gedbingar, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Gedbingar, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Gedbingar's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Gedbingar's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill gulls.
2. Do not place bread upon stone.
3. Always check lakes for frogs.
4. Never wear turquoise skirts on sacred days.
5. Always take life seriously.
Dimfubgof is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud
jellyfish.
Dimfubgof created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dimfubgof, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Dimfubgof, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Dimfubgof's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Dimfubgof's Holy Commandments1. Dimfubgof must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.
3. Do not fashion tools from nickel.
4. Never chant in spring.
5. Never think about thermodynamics near monkeys while wearing blue shoes and balancing nine platinum spheres on your feet.
Lipstragton is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable
cobra.
Lipstragton created tapeworms two million years ago.
If you believe in
Lipstragton, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Lipstragton, she will turn you into a goat.
Lipstragton's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Lipstragton's Holy Commandments1. Never allow mites to witness sacred rites.
2. Never feed bread to nematodes while wearing tights.
3. Do not prepare parsnips while filled with anger.
4. Do not skip in public.
5. Do not kill tortoises.
Pomquafhinjat is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, fast
beaver.
Pomquafhinjat created an electron three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pomquafhinjat, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Pomquafhinjat, she will turn you into a frog.
Pomquafhinjat's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Pomquafhinjat's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your neck indigo.
2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
5. Never stain your face with gray.
This instance of God Generator has made 117824 gods since 4/2/2018.
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