Dumvenlog is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, selfish duck.

Dumvenlog created viruses seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dumvenlog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dumvenlog, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dumvenlog's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dumvenlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare limes while wearing jumpers.

2. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Hide if three bats approach from the north.

5. Never eat green fruit.

Yamfedten is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective hamster.

Yamfedten created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamfedten, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yamfedten, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Yamfedten's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Yamfedten's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves in need.

2. Never adorn your back with white markings.

3. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.

4. Run away if four turtles approach from the north.

5. Do not listen to music.

Pagnakgess is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, competent guinea pig.

Pagnakgess created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Pagnakgess, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pagnakgess, it will think nothing of it.

Pagnakgess' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pagnakgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your face with pink markings.

2. Always wear red.

3. Never touch blood while clean.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not cook food in pots.

Habwoncin Zimflatkip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind manatee.

Habwoncin Zimflatkip created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Habwoncin Zimflatkip, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Habwoncin Zimflatkip, she will turn you into a rat.

Habwoncin Zimflatkip's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Habwoncin Zimflatkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never touch ash while tainted.

3. Do not hurt grasshopers.

4. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

5. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

Tikwegceb is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, competent pigeon.

Tikwegceb created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikwegceb, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tikwegceb, it will jump up and down on your head.

Tikwegceb's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Tikwegceb's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Remain standing during prayer.

5. Do not place carrots upon stone.

Yartyaktif is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, slow hare.

Yartyaktif created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartyaktif, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yartyaktif, she will destroy your home solar system.

Yartyaktif's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Yartyaktif's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle nickel while unclean.

2. Never paint your face black.

3. Hide from blue ducks for they are unholy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never feed lots of lemons to grasshopers while wearing mauve coats.

Pibsterfat is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, quiet hyena.

Pibsterfat created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Pibsterfat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pibsterfat, she will be mildly annoyed.

Pibsterfat's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Pibsterfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Always help sick snails.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Respect your elders.

Yimneggarmumzakbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, benevolent hydra.

Yimneggarmumzakbiss created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimneggarmumzakbiss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yimneggarmumzakbiss, he will ignore you.

Yimneggarmumzakbiss' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yimneggarmumzakbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Yimneggarmumzakbiss loves moths, so they must be respected.

4. Never wear violet shorts on sacred days.

5. Never chant while facing north.