Flycissrap Lappogtetti Kipfossyart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unfair beaver.

Flycissrap Lappogtetti Kipfossyart created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flycissrap Lappogtetti Kipfossyart, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flycissrap Lappogtetti Kipfossyart, he will turn you into a worm.

Flycissrap Lappogtetti Kipfossyart's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Flycissrap Lappogtetti Kipfossyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never sit in the presence of elders.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Never feed lots of limes to foxes while wearing white hats.
Stafteenlist is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring wasp.

Stafteenlist created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafteenlist, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stafteenlist, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Stafteenlist's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Stafteenlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never adorn your feet with fawn markings.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Stafteenlist on top of all buildings.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Run away from white otters, for they are unholy.
Ced Gepwadnil Zakdamgamged is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane goose.

Ced Gepwadnil Zakdamgamged created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ced Gepwadnil Zakdamgamged, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ced Gepwadnil Zakdamgamged, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Ced Gepwadnil Zakdamgamged's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Ced Gepwadnil Zakdamgamged's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ced Gepwadnil Zakdamgamged.

2. Never touch ash while unclean.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Ced Gepwadnil Zakdamgamged in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always wear white.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.
Dinfubdossfed is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, vain hedgehog.

Dinfubdossfed created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinfubdossfed, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dinfubdossfed, she will remove you from existence.

Dinfubdossfed's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dinfubdossfed's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet snails, for they are unholy.

2. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think ill of sick manatees.

4. Erect three lead sculptures of Dinfubdossfed on top of important buildings.

5. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.
Sanbanmig is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful pig.

Sanbanmig created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sanbanmig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sanbanmig, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sanbanmig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Sanbanmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not kill turtles.
Mifvintaddisstabbogkemhog is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonest capybara.

Mifvintaddisstabbogkemhog created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifvintaddisstabbogkemhog, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mifvintaddisstabbogkemhog, she will turn you into a rat.

Mifvintaddisstabbogkemhog's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Mifvintaddisstabbogkemhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt great tits.

2. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near mites while wearing cyan kilts.

4. Do not kill otters.

5. Never fashion tools from wood.
Farnlinnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sage fly.

Farnlinnurl created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Farnlinnurl, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Farnlinnurl, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Farnlinnurl's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Farnlinnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Farnlinnurl.
Fuddobdot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, passionate dragon.

Fuddobdot created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fuddobdot, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fuddobdot, she will turn you into a mole.

Fuddobdot's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fuddobdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near squirrels while wearing white scarves.

2. Never whisper while facing south.

3. Always obey Fuddobdot's priests.

4. Do not eat grapes.

5. Always help sick voles.

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