Tarptonkcan is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, blissful
grasshopper.
Tarptonkcan created carbon seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tarptonkcan, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Tarptonkcan, she will come to you in dreams.
Tarptonkcan's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Tarptonkcan's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about optics near shrews while wearing red boots.
2. Never think about spacetime near ants while wearing violet shoes and balancing nine carbon spheres on your back.
3. Hide from mauve doves for they are unholy.
4. Never wear white tights.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
Bogtapdit is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, effective
eagle.
Bogtapdit created a top quark four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bogtapdit, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Bogtapdit, she will turn you into a snail.
Bogtapdit's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Bogtapdit's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Never wear magenta rings on sacred days.
3. Do not contemplate dark matter during the night.
4. Do not wear trousers marked with green.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
Safsaddag is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring
monkey.
Safsaddag created humankind five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Safsaddag, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Safsaddag, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Safsaddag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Safsaddag's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about peanuts.
2. You must pray to Safsaddag six times a day.
3. Never mark doors with magenta.
4. Pray towards the north.
5. Do not shave your arms.
Mobpigab is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, moody
capybara.
Mobpigab created energy five million years ago.
If you believe in
Mobpigab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Mobpigab, it will remove you from existence.
Mobpigab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Mobpigab's Holy Commandments1. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.
2. Never write about galaxies.
3. Mobpigab must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Always help sick moths.
5. Always obey Mobpigab's priests.
Bodominwot is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome
dragon.
Bodominwot created humanity six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bodominwot, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Bodominwot, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Bodominwot's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Bodominwot's Holy Commandments1. Never speak the names of planets aloud.
2. Always store parsnips above ground.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Never talk about spacetime.
5. You must never eat cherries.
Yaktal is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, almighty
mole.
Yaktal created viruses four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yaktal, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Yaktal, it will think nothing of it.
Yaktal's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Yaktal's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about amino acids.
2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
Tafzedbad is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, smart
parrot.
Tafzedbad created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tafzedbad, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Tafzedbad, she will be mildly annoyed.
Tafzedbad's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Tafzedbad's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Never approach rivers carrying stone.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Do not sing in public.
5. Do not place cherries upon stone.
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