Stipnillyaksakdad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful raven.

Stipnillyaksakdad created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Stipnillyaksakdad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stipnillyaksakdad, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Stipnillyaksakdad's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Stipnillyaksakdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms green.

2. Do not contemplate dark energy during the night.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. You must pray to Stipnillyaksakdad three times a day.

5. Do not record names concerning dwarf planets.

Sughaddonlooprag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, fast fish.

Sughaddonlooprag created Africa three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sughaddonlooprag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sughaddonlooprag, it will not care.

Sughaddonlooprag's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Sughaddonlooprag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight goats approach from the north.

2. Always remove rings before touching gold.

3. Hide from cyan birds for they are unholy.

4. Do not name children after rats.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.

Ditpogkip is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, effective warg.

Ditpogkip created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ditpogkip, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ditpogkip, it will send minions to preach to you.

Ditpogkip's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Ditpogkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ditpogkip.

3. Always remove shorts before touching tin.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not sing at mountains.

Dadtunstannil is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent horse.

Dadtunstannil created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadtunstannil, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dadtunstannil, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dadtunstannil's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Dadtunstannil's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

3. Never travel toward the south during spring.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Do not chop down trees.

Flisyarpleg is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, emotional dragon.

Flisyarpleg created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisyarpleg, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flisyarpleg, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Flisyarpleg's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Flisyarpleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near moths.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not keep five doves in a large pit.

4. Flisyarpleg must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never approach mountains carrying bone.

Larnfebwabtig is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, benevolent guinea pig.

Larnfebwabtig created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnfebwabtig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Larnfebwabtig, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Larnfebwabtig's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Larnfebwabtig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Always obey Larnfebwabtig's priests.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

Hudtettizim is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unthinking tapir.

Hudtettizim created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Hudtettizim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hudtettizim, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hudtettizim's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Hudtettizim's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

2. Never write about special relativity.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

5. Never bounce in winter.

Vonxinwig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, staggering whale.

Vonxinwig created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Vonxinwig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vonxinwig, it will think nothing of it.

Vonxinwig's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Vonxinwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always store tomatoes above ground.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Vonxinwig loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about galaxies.