Yikdumgeb is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, selfish
wombat.
Yikdumgeb created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yikdumgeb, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Yikdumgeb, he will turn you into a duck.
Yikdumgeb's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Yikdumgeb's Holy Commandments1. Never write about galaxies.
2. Do not name children after ducks.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Do not hurt grasshopers.
5. Never adorn your arms with turquoise markings.
Stafgednel is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, staggering
whale.
Stafgednel created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Stafgednel, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Stafgednel, he will make you grow a tail.
Stafgednel's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Stafgednel's Holy Commandments1. Pray only in firelight.
2. Never proclaim while facing east.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Do not cook food in pots.
Dissvendib is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-assured
lobster.
Dissvendib created a quark eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Dissvendib, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Dissvendib, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Dissvendib's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Dissvendib's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near cats while wearing fawn coats and balancing nine lead spheres on your legs.
3. Do not shave your head.
4. Always wear yellow.
5. Never wear shirts.
Rillbitxuck is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent
wombat.
Rillbitxuck created silver six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rillbitxuck, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Rillbitxuck, he will laugh at you.
Rillbitxuck's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Rillbitxuck's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Never handle iron while unclean.
4. Never laugh in winter.
5. Never fashion tools from bone.
Bagwiphub Tapkabgon is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, prudent
guinea pig.
Bagwiphub Tapkabgon created the Sol system five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bagwiphub Tapkabgon, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Bagwiphub Tapkabgon, she will destroy your favourite solar system.
Bagwiphub Tapkabgon's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Bagwiphub Tapkabgon's Holy Commandments1. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Always obey Bagwiphub Tapkabgon's priests.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
Podsugmin is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical
snake.
Podsugmin created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Podsugmin, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Podsugmin, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Podsugmin's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Podsugmin's Holy Commandments1. Run away if six dolphins approach from the west.
2. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.
3. Learn three new languages a year.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Erect eight iron sculptures of Podsugmin on top of important buildings.
Kaphogxemrak is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, smart
toad.
Kaphogxemrak created water five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kaphogxemrak, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Kaphogxemrak, it will not invite you to parties.
Kaphogxemrak's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Kaphogxemrak's Holy Commandments1. Never touch oil while tainted.
2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Kaphogxemrak in the centre of the settlement.
3. Run away if three dogs approach from the west.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Never discuss cell theory in public assemblies.
Nutcemstrag is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, narcissistic
spider.
Nutcemstrag created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nutcemstrag, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Nutcemstrag, it will turn you into a rat.
Nutcemstrag's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Nutcemstrag's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nutcemstrag.
2. Never talk about comets.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Do not take Nutcemstrag's name in vain.
5. Never talk about birds.
This instance of God Generator has made 112712 gods since 4/2/2018.
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