Rultaftig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, happy dragonfly.

Rultaftig created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rultaftig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rultaftig, he will jump up and down on your head.

Rultaftig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Rultaftig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue scarves on sacred days.

2. Always help frogs.

3. Always wash your legs before prayer.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not skip at rivers.

Mantarpjin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, happy raccoon.

Mantarpjin created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mantarpjin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mantarpjin, it will be mildly annoyed.

Mantarpjin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Mantarpjin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six dogs approach from the north.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching zinc.

Kinnigmumtof is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered dolphin.

Kinnigmumtof created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kinnigmumtof, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kinnigmumtof, she will make you grow a tail.

Kinnigmumtof's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Kinnigmumtof's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix tomatoes with ash.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Feed all hungry dolphins.

Didtadjan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair coyote.

Didtadjan created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didtadjan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Didtadjan, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Didtadjan's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Didtadjan's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Didtadjan.

2. Do not consume lentils at dawn.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near foxes while wearing orange kilts and balancing six silicon spheres on your head.

5. Do not skip at forests.

Staflimloging is a god.

It takes the form of a small, compassionate tapir.

Staflimloging created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Staflimloging, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Staflimloging, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Staflimloging's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Staflimloging's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about dark matter near otters while wearing red dresses and balancing five copper spheres on your chest.

5. Never adorn your back with cyan markings.

Miffednib is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthoughtful porpoise.

Miffednib created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miffednib, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Miffednib, he will turn you into a plant.

Miffednib's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Miffednib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never wear mauve tights.

4. Never skip in the presence of elders.

5. Never travel toward the west during summer.

Quillwabbom is a god.

It takes the form of a small, dishonest hedgehog.

Quillwabbom created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillwabbom, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quillwabbom, it will not invite you to parties.

Quillwabbom's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Quillwabbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your neck toward the east during prayer.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Hide if seven turtles approach from the north.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

Gunmabtom is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, pitiless beaver.

Gunmabtom created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gunmabtom, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gunmabtom, it will turn you into a frog.

Gunmabtom's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gunmabtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not place bread upon stone.

3. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Never point your feet toward the north during prayer.