Sitcutflighog is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unthoughtful badger.

Sitcutflighog created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitcutflighog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sitcutflighog, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sitcutflighog's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Sitcutflighog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sitcutflighog's name in vain.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Never allow voles to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

Flabdancubhas Zigtipmapstafcutfenjondav is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unfair rhinoceros.

Flabdancubhas Zigtipmapstafcutfenjondav created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabdancubhas Zigtipmapstafcutfenjondav, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flabdancubhas Zigtipmapstafcutfenjondav, he will come to you in dreams.

Flabdancubhas Zigtipmapstafcutfenjondav's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Flabdancubhas Zigtipmapstafcutfenjondav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during autumn.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Hide from white birds for they are unholy.

4. Always count to nine before sleeping.

5. Never approach rivers carrying wood.

Zognulxenxindumragmat is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, boastful guinea pig.

Zognulxenxindumragmat created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zognulxenxindumragmat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zognulxenxindumragmat, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zognulxenxindumragmat's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Zognulxenxindumragmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

2. Never approach crossroads carrying ash.

3. Always wear red.

4. Always obey Zognulxenxindumragmat's priests.

5. Do not listen to music.

Vinsugvolxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy capybara.

Vinsugvolxuck created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinsugvolxuck, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vinsugvolxuck, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vinsugvolxuck's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Vinsugvolxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mice.

2. Never paint your hands magenta.

3. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.

Quafmumbagvidsterpom is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty turtle.

Quafmumbagvidsterpom created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafmumbagvidsterpom, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quafmumbagvidsterpom, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Quafmumbagvidsterpom's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Quafmumbagvidsterpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your legs with green.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not gather at towers at dusk.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Quafmumbagvidsterpom on top of all buildings.

Vegbumlad Tardagjig is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unjust mouse.

Vegbumlad Tardagjig created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegbumlad Tardagjig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vegbumlad Tardagjig, he will throw large rocks at you.

Vegbumlad Tardagjig's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Vegbumlad Tardagjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never hurt horses.

Voltarghot is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, humane crocodile.

Voltarghot created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Voltarghot, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Voltarghot, she will not invite you to parties.

Voltarghot's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Voltarghot's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Voltarghot.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never play with disobedient children.

Ranyokkem is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, generous fly.

Ranyokkem created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranyokkem, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ranyokkem, she will remove you from existence.

Ranyokkem's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Ranyokkem's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five eagles approach from the east.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.