Gabfasrig is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, weak
hummingbird.
Gabfasrig created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.
If you believe in
Gabfasrig, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gabfasrig, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Gabfasrig's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Gabfasrig's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat apples.
2. Always help capybaras in need.
3. Never bounce near badgers.
4. Never talk about chromosomes.
5. Always remove trousers before entering holy places.
Kimtafveg is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, omniscient
ant.
Kimtafveg created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kimtafveg, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Kimtafveg, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Kimtafveg's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Kimtafveg's Holy Commandments1. Kimtafveg loves turtles, so they must be respected.
2. Heed all signs.
3. Never handle nickel while unclean.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Do not name children after tortoises.
Camsawveen Vigfatontmab is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic
guinea pig.
Camsawveen Vigfatontmab created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Camsawveen Vigfatontmab, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Camsawveen Vigfatontmab, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Camsawveen Vigfatontmab's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Camsawveen Vigfatontmab's Holy Commandments1. Pray only in shadows.
2. You must love Camsawveen Vigfatontmab.
3. Always help whales.
4. Never fashion tools from ash.
5. Camsawveen Vigfatontmab must be the most important thing in your life.
Nartstafbarn is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, egotistical
jellyfish.
Nartstafbarn created a photon four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nartstafbarn, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Nartstafbarn, it will send you a sign.
Nartstafbarn's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Nartstafbarn's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Do not prepare tomatoes while filled with envy.
4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
5. Never bounce in autumn.
Haksogyim is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart
cat.
Haksogyim created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Haksogyim, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Haksogyim, it will throw large rocks at you.
Haksogyim's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Haksogyim's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
4. Always count to seven before sleeping.
5. Always store aubergines above ground.
Futfodlun is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, calm
mole.
Futfodlun created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Futfodlun, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Futfodlun, he will turn you into a small brown duck.
Futfodlun's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Futfodlun's Holy Commandments1. Always share coconuts with strangers, but never with birds.
2. Never think about thermodynamics near snails while wearing cyan shorts and balancing nine iron spheres on your feet.
3. Never think about nebulae.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Snakes are not to be trusted.
Flownegfid is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, fast
goat.
Flownegfid created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flownegfid, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Flownegfid, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Flownegfid's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Flownegfid's Holy Commandments1. Always cleanse water with water.
2. Never sit in holy places.
3. Feed all hungry tortoises.
4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Flownegfid in the centre of the settlement.
5. Never gather nine capybaras near towers.
This instance of God Generator has made 115776 gods since 4/2/2018.
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