Matcabvin Stikzimfad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless dingo.

Matcabvin Stikzimfad created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Matcabvin Stikzimfad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Matcabvin Stikzimfad, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Matcabvin Stikzimfad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Matcabvin Stikzimfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow pigs to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Shun those given to sloth.

5. Do not covet oxen.
Cibdottap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, narcissistic lobster.

Cibdottap created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Cibdottap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cibdottap, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cibdottap's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Cibdottap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix tomatoes with water.

2. Never think ill of sick dogs.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Never gather nine tapirs in one place.

5. Never talk about swans.
Weecebweg is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, ruthless deer.

Weecebweg created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Weecebweg, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Weecebweg, it will destroy your favourite star.

Weecebweg's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Weecebweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain patience during holy days.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Never wear cyan hats on sacred days.

4. Never fashion tools from bone.

5. Do not hurt tortoises.
Vidwotmap is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, prudent eagle.

Vidwotmap created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidwotmap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vidwotmap, he will turn you into a plant.

Vidwotmap's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Vidwotmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six doves in one place.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Never fashion tools from ash.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Do not record signs concerning comets.
Ciplitveg is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced porpoise.

Ciplitveg created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciplitveg, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ciplitveg, it will turn you into a rock.

Ciplitveg's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Ciplitveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon mauve earth.

2. Never hurt mice.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Ciplitveg on top of important buildings.

5. Never tolerate songs in holy places.
Wodhubkip is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, stupid rat.

Wodhubkip created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodhubkip, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wodhubkip, it will turn you into a duck.

Wodhubkip's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Wodhubkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Do not keep six snakes in a large pit.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
Bassquimbat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, sapient cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bassquimbat created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassquimbat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bassquimbat, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Bassquimbat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bassquimbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not prepare lentils while filled with envy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never allow sharks to sleep beneath your roof.
Boprullnull is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish mink.

Boprullnull created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boprullnull, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Boprullnull, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Boprullnull's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Boprullnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about special relativity near turtles while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing six silicon spheres on your head.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Never feed lots of grapes to tortoises while wearing cyan shirts.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

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