Nullyoksag Gudnuttwot is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful
seal.
Nullyoksag Gudnuttwot created the Sun four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nullyoksag Gudnuttwot, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Nullyoksag Gudnuttwot, it will be very unhappy.
Nullyoksag Gudnuttwot's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Nullyoksag Gudnuttwot's Holy Commandments1. Do not prepare parsnips while wearing ear rings.
2. Never mark doors with red.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Never mention badgers.
5. Do not listen to music.
Dabpinpark Hubcetyam is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, wise
grasshopper.
Dabpinpark Hubcetyam created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dabpinpark Hubcetyam, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Dabpinpark Hubcetyam, she will send you a sign.
Dabpinpark Hubcetyam's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Dabpinpark Hubcetyam's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Do not place gooseberries upon stone.
4. Do not wear stockings marked with indigo.
5. Never gather five voles near bridges.
Henomtcibstig is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, temperamental
snail.
Henomtcibstig created dark matter seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Henomtcibstig, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Henomtcibstig, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Henomtcibstig's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Henomtcibstig's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick tortoises.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. You must pray to Henomtcibstig five times a day.
4. Do not shave your hands.
5. Never curse while facing west.
Mumomt is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, selfish
chicken.
Mumomt created bats nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mumomt, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Mumomt, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Mumomt's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Mumomt's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.
3. Do not keep four whales in a large pit.
4. Never speak at dusk.
5. Never write about amino acids.
Didbontaf Jingadton is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, contented
horse.
Didbontaf Jingadton created light seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Didbontaf Jingadton, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Didbontaf Jingadton, he will turn you into a slug.
Didbontaf Jingadton's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Didbontaf Jingadton's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Didbontaf Jingadton four times a day.
2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.
3. Shun those given to vanity.
4. Never think ill of sick great tits.
5. Do not prepare corn while wearing scarves.
Rapkarlab is a god.
It takes the form of a small, deceitful
toad.
Rapkarlab created Asia three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rapkarlab, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Rapkarlab, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Rapkarlab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Rapkarlab's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Put Rapkarlab first in all things.
3. Do not travel during summer.
4. Always help ducks.
5. Never approach rivers carrying bone.
Jonfunwik is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm
clam.
Jonfunwik created water three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jonfunwik, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Jonfunwik, she will turn you into a slug.
Jonfunwik's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Jonfunwik's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep five hamsters in a large pit.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Do not shave your chest.
4. Do not wear gold on your body.
5. Never look in ponds.
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