Loopnurtgum is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonourable
cow.
Loopnurtgum created the world six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Loopnurtgum, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Loopnurtgum, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Loopnurtgum's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Loopnurtgum's Holy Commandments1. Do not record names concerning nebulae.
2. You must never eat spinach.
3. Run away if four badgers approach from the south.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
Botdinfub is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, boastful
fly.
Botdinfub created life four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Botdinfub, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Botdinfub, he will turn you into a duck.
Botdinfub's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Botdinfub's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.
2. Do not dye your hair cyan.
3. Do not prepare corn while filled with envy.
4. Do not speak sacred words in spring.
5. Heed all signs.
Him is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witty
wombat.
Him created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Him, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Him, she will throw large rocks at you.
Him's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Him's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.
2. Hide if eight eagles approach from the south.
3. Run away if three ducks approach from the east.
4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.
5. Never adorn your chest with purple markings.
Sangilsit is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, vain
dingo.
Sangilsit created the solar system four million years ago.
If you believe in
Sangilsit, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Sangilsit, she will remove you from existence.
Sangilsit's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Sangilsit's Holy Commandments1. Sangilsit loves doves, so they must be respected.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Never think ill of sick monkeys.
4. Never wear magenta boots.
5. Never look at moons.
Yarp is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omniscient
narwhal.
Yarp created everything that exists six million years ago.
If you believe in
Yarp, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Yarp, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Yarp's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Yarp's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill geese.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarp.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Hide from pink gulls for they are unholy.
5. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.
Kadcutsak Cummifdab is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking
cat.
Kadcutsak Cummifdab created vertebrates five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kadcutsak Cummifdab, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Kadcutsak Cummifdab, it will make you grow a tail.
Kadcutsak Cummifdab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Kadcutsak Cummifdab's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your back.
2. Always help sick great tits.
3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Do not drink water in white rooms.
Limtigpark Kartaldut is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy
elephant.
Limtigpark Kartaldut created matter nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Limtigpark Kartaldut, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Limtigpark Kartaldut, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Limtigpark Kartaldut's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Limtigpark Kartaldut's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat strawberries.
2. Erect three gold sculptures of Limtigpark Kartaldut on top of important buildings.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Learn seven new languages a year.
Listlistfem is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, narcissistic
hedgehog.
Listlistfem created dark energy eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Listlistfem, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Listlistfem, she will send you a strongly worded letter.
Listlistfem's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Listlistfem's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Always share apples with strangers, but never with bats.
5. Always remove dresses before touching aluminium.
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