Dunjammat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong camel.

Dunjammat created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunjammat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dunjammat, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dunjammat's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Dunjammat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Always store strawberries above ground.

Dotjadfed is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, witty lion.

Dotjadfed created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotjadfed, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dotjadfed, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dotjadfed's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dotjadfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never whisper while facing west.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

Gutwipbat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, kind pigeon.

Gutwipbat created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gutwipbat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gutwipbat, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gutwipbat's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gutwipbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gutwipbat.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never laugh near tapirs.

5. Never allow otters to witness sacred rites.

Stragmingem is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, bad-tempered skunk.

Stragmingem created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Stragmingem, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stragmingem, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Stragmingem's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Stragmingem's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of geese.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stragmingem.

3. Do not hurt shrews.

4. Never speak aloud of secrets.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

Fenyarpgep is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish bat.

Fenyarpgep created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Fenyarpgep, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fenyarpgep, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fenyarpgep's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Fenyarpgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning comets.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never fashion tools from clay.

5. Never jump near tortoises.

Tiptarpnilbamdadrag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, pitiless beaver.

Tiptarpnilbamdadrag created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiptarpnilbamdadrag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tiptarpnilbamdadrag, it will send minions to preach to you.

Tiptarpnilbamdadrag's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Tiptarpnilbamdadrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not consume oranges at dawn.

3. Tiptarpnilbamdadrag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never fashion tools from wood.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near squirrels while wearing indigo rings and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your back.

Getrenfad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, overgenerous human.

Getrenfad created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getrenfad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Getrenfad, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Getrenfad's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Getrenfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always share carrots with strangers, but never with sharks.

2. Put Getrenfad first in all things.

3. Never whisper while facing north.

4. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Getrenfad in the centre of the settlement.

Hombadneg is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust swallow.

Hombadneg created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hombadneg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hombadneg, it will turn you into a hamster.

Hombadneg's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Hombadneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of turnips to aardvarks while wearing black tights.

2. Do not sing at rivers.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.