Geppagsas is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, charitable camel.

Geppagsas created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Geppagsas, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Geppagsas, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Geppagsas' most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Geppagsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Geppagsas.
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