Fedquillwot Pangtargvig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, sage coyote.

Fedquillwot Pangtargvig created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedquillwot Pangtargvig, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fedquillwot Pangtargvig, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Fedquillwot Pangtargvig's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fedquillwot Pangtargvig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fedquillwot Pangtargvig.

2. Always look after injured foxes.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never feed grapes to porpoises while wearing jumpers.

5. Run away from green bats, for they are unholy.