Butortcin is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous dove.

Butortcin created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butortcin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Butortcin, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Butortcin's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Butortcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Never stain your neck with pink.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Butortcin in the centre of the settlement.