Kenfab is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud shark.

Kenfab created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenfab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kenfab, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Kenfab's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Kenfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

3. Never mention badgers.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never look in ponds.
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