Dumnilgid is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, fast shark.

Dumnilgid created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Dumnilgid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dumnilgid, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dumnilgid's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Dumnilgid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue turtles for they are unholy.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never bounce near birds.

5. Never write about amino acids.