Kabditbop Fetflowfet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful bee.

Kabditbop Fetflowfet created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabditbop Fetflowfet, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kabditbop Fetflowfet, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kabditbop Fetflowfet's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Kabditbop Fetflowfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse blood with water.

2. Kabditbop Fetflowfet loves moths, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near horses while wearing magenta jumpers and balancing four gold spheres on your neck.

5. Never stain your face with blue.