Sanbetshavnill is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, overgenerous dragonfly.

Sanbetshavnill created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanbetshavnill, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sanbetshavnill, he will send you a sign.

Sanbetshavnill's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Sanbetshavnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never allow nematodes to witness sacred rites.

5. Always share rice with strangers, but never with doves.