Xuc is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous bird.

Xuc created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuc, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xuc, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Xuc's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Xuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

5. Run away if six horses approach from the east.