Cadspagpasvadparkbat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cadspagpasvadparkbat created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Cadspagpasvadparkbat, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cadspagpasvadparkbat, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Cadspagpasvadparkbat's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cadspagpasvadparkbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Always help rats in need.

5. Feed all hungry whales.