Fobcaphom is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart
elephant.
Fobcaphom created humankind two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fobcaphom, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Fobcaphom, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Fobcaphom's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Fobcaphom's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Pray towards the south.