Fobcaphom is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart elephant.

Fobcaphom created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobcaphom, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fobcaphom, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fobcaphom's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fobcaphom's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Pray towards the south.