Minquart is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, selfish hamster.

Minquart created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minquart, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Minquart, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Minquart's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Minquart's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Do not cook food in pots.