Niggofrull is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient wren.

Niggofrull created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Niggofrull, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Niggofrull, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Niggofrull's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Niggofrull's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Niggofrull loves voles, so they must be honoured.