Kikcebyat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable fly.

Kikcebyat created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kikcebyat, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kikcebyat, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kikcebyat's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Kikcebyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach crossroads carrying stone.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Do not listen to music.