Tofbabsit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak seal.

Tofbabsit created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tofbabsit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tofbabsit, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Tofbabsit's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Tofbabsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never remain bowed at midday.

4. Always help voles.

5. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.