Gunrawpak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless lizard.

Gunrawpak created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gunrawpak, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gunrawpak, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gunrawpak's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gunrawpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Put Gunrawpak first in all things.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Gunrawpak in the centre of the settlement.