Sisnegjam is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, compassionate wombat.

Sisnegjam created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisnegjam, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sisnegjam, she will turn you into a rat.

Sisnegjam's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Sisnegjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

2. Shun those given to cruelty.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

5. Always act with patience.