Busrapcem Flatlarplop is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, calm shrew.

Busrapcem Flatlarplop created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busrapcem Flatlarplop, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Busrapcem Flatlarplop, it will curse you with boils.

Busrapcem Flatlarplop's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Busrapcem Flatlarplop's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Always treat otters with great respect.