Bidhoggun is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous porpoise.

Bidhoggun created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidhoggun, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bidhoggun, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Bidhoggun's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bidhoggun's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bidhoggun's priests.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.