Fagyikgof is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent yak.

Fagyikgof created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagyikgof, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fagyikgof, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fagyikgof's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fagyikgof's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four seals approach from the north.

2. Do not sing at rivers.

3. Never adorn your legs with fawn markings.

4. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.

5. Never speak the names of planets aloud.