Wikcetceb is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, happy manatee.

Wikcetceb created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Wikcetceb, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wikcetceb, she will ignore you.

Wikcetceb's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Wikcetceb's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wikcetceb.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never wear violet shorts.