Wegpinrawxucnellbidbissvad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective rhinoceros.

Wegpinrawxucnellbidbissvad created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegpinrawxucnellbidbissvad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wegpinrawxucnellbidbissvad, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wegpinrawxucnellbidbissvad's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Wegpinrawxucnellbidbissvad's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wegpinrawxucnellbidbissvad.

2. Always obey Wegpinrawxucnellbidbissvad's priests.

3. Never hurt ducks.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Hide from yellow bats for they are unholy.