Dadtunwon is a god.

He takes the form of a large, boastful skunk.

Dadtunwon created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadtunwon, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dadtunwon, he will try to impress you with trees.

Dadtunwon's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Dadtunwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Erect seven silver sculptures of Dadtunwon on top of important buildings.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Run away from purple rats, for they are unholy.