Bomdamdunvadkenlikfid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful goose.

Bomdamdunvadkenlikfid created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomdamdunvadkenlikfid, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bomdamdunvadkenlikfid, he will not invite you to parties.

Bomdamdunvadkenlikfid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bomdamdunvadkenlikfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Worship no other gods but Bomdamdunvadkenlikfid.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never eat parsnips.