Yoktafbim is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful deer.

Yoktafbim created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yoktafbim, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yoktafbim, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yoktafbim's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Yoktafbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ducks.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.