Farndaghom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic dingo.

Farndaghom created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Farndaghom, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Farndaghom, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Farndaghom's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Farndaghom's Holy Commandments

1. Farndaghom must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.