Goflibcum is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, calm otter.

Goflibcum created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Goflibcum, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Goflibcum, she will be very unhappy.

Goflibcum's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Goflibcum's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never look in ponds.