Titgidcadfen is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, moody dove.

Titgidcadfen created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titgidcadfen, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Titgidcadfen, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Titgidcadfen's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Titgidcadfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

5. Never wear hats.