Sawdosswon is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, idiotic centipede.

Sawdosswon created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawdosswon, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sawdosswon, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sawdosswon's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Sawdosswon's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

2. Worship no other gods but Sawdosswon.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never talk about fire.