Hadgovdit is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful chinchilla.

Hadgovdit created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadgovdit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hadgovdit, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hadgovdit's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Hadgovdit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five lead sculptures of Hadgovdit on top of important buildings.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near geese while wearing blue coats and balancing seven tin spheres on your feet.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.