Dadhogzen Cussadyog Rotarfart is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, selfish naga.

Dadhogzen Cussadyog Rotarfart created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadhogzen Cussadyog Rotarfart, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dadhogzen Cussadyog Rotarfart, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dadhogzen Cussadyog Rotarfart's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dadhogzen Cussadyog Rotarfart's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt nematodes.

2. Dadhogzen Cussadyog Rotarfart loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

3. Always obey Dadhogzen Cussadyog Rotarfart's priests.

4. Always help sick pigs.

5. Run away if three monkeys approach from the west.