Capmobarn is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured giraffe.

Capmobarn created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capmobarn, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Capmobarn, he will turn you into a dog.

Capmobarn's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Capmobarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never speak of balance in the presence of strangers.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

5. Never leap near ants.