Negpod Wabfigrot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing horse.

Negpod Wabfigrot created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negpod Wabfigrot, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Negpod Wabfigrot, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Negpod Wabfigrot's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Negpod Wabfigrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Negpod Wabfigrot loves foxes, so they must be respected.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never sprint in the presence of sheep.