Fasdadhatzan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonourable mongoose.

Fasdadhatzan created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasdadhatzan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fasdadhatzan, it will make you grow a tail.

Fasdadhatzan's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Fasdadhatzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

2. Worship no other gods but Fasdadhatzan.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near grasshopers while wearing purple ear rings.

4. Feed all hungry sheep.

5. Always pray immersed in water.