Bamgupgad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful goat.

Bamgupgad created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamgupgad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bamgupgad, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bamgupgad's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bamgupgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the west during spring.

2. Retreat if three manatees approach from the north.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Bamgupgad on top of all buildings.

4. Hide if nine frogs approach from the south.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near bats while wearing violet skirts and balancing four platinum spheres on your face.