Quatlidhad Bedfebgov is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, fast
gerbil.
Quatlidhad Bedfebgov created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quatlidhad Bedfebgov, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Quatlidhad Bedfebgov, she will turn you into a blue tit.
Quatlidhad Bedfebgov's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Quatlidhad Bedfebgov's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Always look after injured mites.
3. Do not speak about bread.
4. Quatlidhad Bedfebgov loves turtles, so they must be honoured.
5. Do not chop down trees.