Sasdussnakstragnilnegzan is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, uncaring dingo.

Sasdussnakstragnilnegzan created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasdussnakstragnilnegzan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sasdussnakstragnilnegzan, she will throw large rocks at you.

Sasdussnakstragnilnegzan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Sasdussnakstragnilnegzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Never wear pink hats on sacred days.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.