Bagfat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unthoughtful rhinoceros.

Bagfat created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Bagfat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bagfat, he will turn you into a mole.

Bagfat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bagfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near eagles.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Never gather eight ducks in one place.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.