Yamshavcembif is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful mouse.

Yamshavcembif created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Yamshavcembif, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yamshavcembif, he will turn you into a goat.

Yamshavcembif's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Yamshavcembif's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Do not prepare peanuts while filled with fear.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never gather four swans in one place.