Dibdinnuttlab is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, vain
squid.
Dibdinnuttlab created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dibdinnuttlab, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Dibdinnuttlab, he will curse you with boils.
Dibdinnuttlab's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Dibdinnuttlab's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat lentils.
2. Do not speak about bananas.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Hide from gray frogs for they are unholy.