Dibdinnuttlab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, vain squid.

Dibdinnuttlab created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibdinnuttlab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dibdinnuttlab, he will curse you with boils.

Dibdinnuttlab's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dibdinnuttlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Hide from gray frogs for they are unholy.