Ominnurhim is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, clever newt.

Ominnurhim created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominnurhim, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ominnurhim, it will be very unhappy.

Ominnurhim's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Ominnurhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Run away from brown eagles, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

5. Never sing in the presence of mites.