Dubbessbin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain camel.

Dubbessbin created humankind six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubbessbin, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dubbessbin, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dubbessbin's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dubbessbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never hop in winter.

3. Do not place rice upon stone.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.