Cubdobvog is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, slow bird.

Cubdobvog created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubdobvog, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cubdobvog, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cubdobvog's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cubdobvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Never talk about special relativity near moths while wearing orange hats and balancing nine titanium spheres on your back.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always take life seriously.