Hugpannab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omniscient deer.

Hugpannab created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugpannab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hugpannab, it will ignore you.

Hugpannab's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Hugpannab's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six horses in one place.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Never allow hamsters to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.