Ominjennut is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, compassionate penguin.

Ominjennut created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominjennut, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ominjennut, he will think nothing of it.

Ominjennut's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Ominjennut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven turtles approach from the east.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never sit in the presence of geese.

5. Never feed corn to ants while wearing shoes.
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