Dodgemlan is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, annoying meerkat.

Dodgemlan created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodgemlan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dodgemlan, he will have a low opinion of you.

Dodgemlan's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Dodgemlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from silver.

2. Never handle titanium while unclean.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Do not wear black clothing.