Mipgidbem is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, annoying squirrel.

Mipgidbem created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipgidbem, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mipgidbem, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Mipgidbem's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Mipgidbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat spinach.

2. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never feed corn to ants while wearing coats.