Mabmappon is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, omnipotent parrot.

Mabmappon created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mabmappon, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mabmappon, he will ignore you.

Mabmappon's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Mabmappon's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck purple.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.