Gamkanrag is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, omnipotent zebra.

Gamkanrag created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Gamkanrag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gamkanrag, she will come to you in dreams.

Gamkanrag's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gamkanrag's Holy Commandments

1. Gamkanrag loves pigs, so they must be respected.

2. Do not keep six tortoises in a large pit.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Run away if nine horses approach from the west.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.