Nuttcetcepstigzimnillingub is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, calm mouse.

Nuttcetcepstigzimnillingub created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttcetcepstigzimnillingub, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nuttcetcepstigzimnillingub, he will destroy your home planet.

Nuttcetcepstigzimnillingub's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Nuttcetcepstigzimnillingub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hide from indigo monkeys for they are unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never gather six rats in one place.

5. Do not covet oxen.