Hasfagnil is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, temperamental
whale.
Hasfagnil created silver three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hasfagnil, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Hasfagnil, she will torture you forever.
Hasfagnil's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Hasfagnil's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never write about nebulae.
3. Worship no other gods but Hasfagnil.
4. Cats are not to be trusted.
5. Do not wear purple clothing.