Funbarnbin is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, charitable centaur.

Funbarnbin created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Funbarnbin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Funbarnbin, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Funbarnbin's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Funbarnbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in winter.

2. Funbarnbin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.