Sogsanxen is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, deceitful pigeon.

Sogsanxen created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogsanxen, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sogsanxen, she will refuse to believe in you.

Sogsanxen's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Sogsanxen's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sogsanxen.

2. Never think ill of sick ducks.

3. Never skip near cats.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never hurt ants.