Libbeppog is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, competent dryad.

Libbeppog created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libbeppog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Libbeppog, she will have a low opinion of you.

Libbeppog's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Libbeppog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to pigs while wearing white ear rings.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never hurt mites.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Always count to five before sleeping.