Weefonfiglat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring jackal.

Weefonfiglat created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weefonfiglat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Weefonfiglat, it will remove you from existence.

Weefonfiglat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Weefonfiglat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Weefonfiglat eight times a day.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Erect three copper sculptures of Weefonfiglat on top of important buildings.

4. Do not step barefoot upon orange earth.

5. Never eat bark.