Flamtabbat is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, fast butterfly.

Flamtabbat created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamtabbat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flamtabbat, he will turn you into a puffin.

Flamtabbat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Flamtabbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near goats while wearing cyan skirts.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Do not consume garlic at dawn.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never sing in the presence of gulls.