Kinlatwikarf is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, caring dolphin.

Kinlatwikarf created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinlatwikarf, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kinlatwikarf, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kinlatwikarf's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Kinlatwikarf's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Always help horses in need.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not listen to music.