Cinyikleg is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, smart mink.

Cinyikleg created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinyikleg, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cinyikleg, it will turn you into a goat.

Cinyikleg's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Cinyikleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Cinyikleg in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

5. Never eat cucumbers.