Quafquartbon Talcanshav is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective crocodile.

Quafquartbon Talcanshav created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Quafquartbon Talcanshav, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quafquartbon Talcanshav, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Quafquartbon Talcanshav's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Quafquartbon Talcanshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Worship no other gods but Quafquartbon Talcanshav.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.