Kabhabmit is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, dishonest otter.

Kabhabmit created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabhabmit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kabhabmit, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kabhabmit's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Kabhabmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat bats with great respect.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Kabhabmit.

5. Do not hurt birds.