Bissnaddud is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, idiotic penguin.

Bissnaddud created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissnaddud, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bissnaddud, it will not care at all.

Bissnaddud's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Bissnaddud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Always wash your face before prayer.

3. Never hurt manatees.

4. Never record secrets.

5. Always help birds in need.