Basszan Quaflipwabdad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart dragonfly.

Basszan Quaflipwabdad created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Basszan Quaflipwabdad, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Basszan Quaflipwabdad, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Basszan Quaflipwabdad's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Basszan Quaflipwabdad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must love Basszan Quaflipwabdad.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never chant while facing east.

5. Do not commit murder.