Renpighen is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, stupid eagle.

Renpighen created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Renpighen, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Renpighen, it will send minions to preach to you.

Renpighen's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Renpighen's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine dogs approach from the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Hide if three shrews approach from the west.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Renpighen on top of all buildings.