Vadtifwit is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic
centaur.
Vadtifwit created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.
If you believe in
Vadtifwit, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Vadtifwit, he will destroy your home planet.
Vadtifwit's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Vadtifwit's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill manatees.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Never chant near gulls.
4. Do not dye your hair indigo.
5. Never eat pineapples.