Vadtifwit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic centaur.

Vadtifwit created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Vadtifwit, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vadtifwit, he will destroy your home planet.

Vadtifwit's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Vadtifwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill manatees.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never chant near gulls.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Never eat pineapples.